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Sooo... I have a coworker who most of you lungers would
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Sooo... I have a coworker who most of you lungers would


Jan 26, 2021, 11:00 AM

file in the "hawt" category.

Big fake #####, blonde hair, tiny waist...

She wonders why she's single...


She eats raw garlic 3 times a day. Our whole office reeks.

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She wear a facemask? That might help.***


Jan 26, 2021, 11:01 AM



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At this point garlic is oozing out of every orifice***


Jan 26, 2021, 11:02 AM



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EVERY one?


Mar 25, 2024, 7:54 AM

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I like your funny words magic man


Baked lasagna?***


Jan 26, 2021, 11:21 AM



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That much garlic is more like Domino's pizza***


Jan 26, 2021, 11:23 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


load up on the pineapple, boys


Jan 26, 2021, 11:02 AM

kms16312, speaking of big fake #####, how's your fuzzy pups doing these days?

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I asked about them a couple weeks ago


Jan 26, 2021, 11:08 AM

Did not get a nip-erection ??

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As a man, if your description of her assets stands as


Jan 26, 2021, 11:10 AM

accurate, then I'd say it's likely something other than the garlic. In fact, I'd almost guarantee it.

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Look here, Mrs. You ARE NOT above the law.


Jan 26, 2021, 11:13 AM

Post tiddie pigs of the cotwerker already!

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We need more info. Is she a train wreck from the chin up?


Jan 26, 2021, 11:13 AM

hawt don't = pretty so if she fuggly then that and the garlic may be too much to overcome.

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It's probably some combination of the garlic, obscene


Jan 26, 2021, 11:32 AM

spending habits, and emotional instability that's turning guys away.

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So I had to look up the 'why eat raw garlic' thing...


Jan 26, 2021, 11:40 AM

"A recent study reports that eating garlic may work to relax blood vessels and increase blood flow. So grab the freshest garlic cloves you can find and add them to your daily diet to reap these benefits for your body. Garlic has anti-inflammatory benefits and helps blood flow more easily through the body."

I would bet after a few days of this you can no longer smell it. Like smokers cannot smell their smoky breath, etc.

Might want to send her this link: https://www.healthline.com/health/get-rid-of-garlic-onion-breath


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She thinks it keeps her from getting sick


Jan 26, 2021, 11:51 AM

she also thinks lightbulbs are toxic and sits in her office in the dark

Wouldn't sign her 90 year old mother up for a COVID vaccine because it's poison.

The list goes on and on

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It's not the garlic.***


Jan 26, 2021, 11:54 AM



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Told ya......***


Jan 26, 2021, 1:11 PM



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The garlic isn't keeping her single***


Jan 26, 2021, 11:54 AM [ in reply to She thinks it keeps her from getting sick ]



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It DOES keep her from getting sick.


Jan 26, 2021, 12:05 PM [ in reply to She thinks it keeps her from getting sick ]

No, wait. Dick. It keeps her from getting dick.

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Oh come on, you know that doesn't


Jan 26, 2021, 12:41 PM

keep her from getting that. It keeps her from getting a title though.

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She related to Chuck McGill?


Jan 26, 2021, 1:07 PM [ in reply to She thinks it keeps her from getting sick ]



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After getting home from work I would .....


Jan 26, 2021, 12:03 PM [ in reply to So I had to look up the 'why eat raw garlic' thing... ]

take a tsp of minced garlic and wash it down with orange juice.

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your culture fascinates me.***


Jan 26, 2021, 12:21 PM



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Why is that sir? Oh I also ..............


Jan 26, 2021, 12:53 PM

take Turmeric. Gotta get some Indian in there. ;)

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.


It was sort of a tribute to this:


Jan 26, 2021, 1:46 PM



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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
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Your taste buds infuriate me***


Jan 26, 2021, 12:24 PM [ in reply to After getting home from work I would ..... ]



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