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Orange Blooded [4693]
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Sooo... I have a coworker who most of you lungers would
Jan 26, 2021, 11:00 AM
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file in the "hawt" category.
Big fake #####, blonde hair, tiny waist...
She wonders why she's single...
She eats raw garlic 3 times a day. Our whole office reeks.
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Heisman Winner [105111]
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She wear a facemask? That might help.***
Jan 26, 2021, 11:01 AM
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Orange Blooded [4693]
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At this point garlic is oozing out of every orifice***
Jan 26, 2021, 11:02 AM
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All-In [46664]
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EVERY one?
Mar 25, 2024, 7:54 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Baked lasagna?***
Jan 26, 2021, 11:21 AM
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That much garlic is more like Domino's pizza***
Jan 26, 2021, 11:23 AM
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All-In [37975]
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load up on the pineapple, boys
Jan 26, 2021, 11:02 AM
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kms16312, speaking of big fake #####, how's your fuzzy pups doing these days?
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I asked about them a couple weeks ago
Jan 26, 2021, 11:08 AM
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Did not get a nip-erection ??
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Oculus Spirit [97322]
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As a man, if your description of her assets stands as
Jan 26, 2021, 11:10 AM
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accurate, then I'd say it's likely something other than the garlic. In fact, I'd almost guarantee it.
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Look here, Mrs. You ARE NOT above the law.
Jan 26, 2021, 11:13 AM
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Post tiddie pigs of the cotwerker already!
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Oculus Spirit [75431]
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We need more info. Is she a train wreck from the chin up?
Jan 26, 2021, 11:13 AM
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hawt don't = pretty so if she fuggly then that and the garlic may be too much to overcome.
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Oculus Spirit [79210]
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It's probably some combination of the garlic, obscene
Jan 26, 2021, 11:32 AM
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spending habits, and emotional instability that's turning guys away.
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Lot o points [162122]
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So I had to look up the 'why eat raw garlic' thing...
Jan 26, 2021, 11:40 AM
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"A recent study reports that eating garlic may work to relax blood vessels and increase blood flow. So grab the freshest garlic cloves you can find and add them to your daily diet to reap these benefits for your body. Garlic has anti-inflammatory benefits and helps blood flow more easily through the body."
I would bet after a few days of this you can no longer smell it. Like smokers cannot smell their smoky breath, etc.
Might want to send her this link: https://www.healthline.com/health/get-rid-of-garlic-onion-breath
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Orange Blooded [4693]
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She thinks it keeps her from getting sick
Jan 26, 2021, 11:51 AM
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she also thinks lightbulbs are toxic and sits in her office in the dark
Wouldn't sign her 90 year old mother up for a COVID vaccine because it's poison.
The list goes on and on
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It's not the garlic.***
Jan 26, 2021, 11:54 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97322]
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Told ya......***
Jan 26, 2021, 1:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75431]
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Oh come on, you know that doesn't
Jan 26, 2021, 12:41 PM
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keep her from getting that. It keeps her from getting a title though.
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your culture fascinates me.***
Jan 26, 2021, 12:21 PM
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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Why is that sir? Oh I also ..............
Jan 26, 2021, 12:53 PM
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take Turmeric. Gotta get some Indian in there.
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It was sort of a tribute to this:
Jan 26, 2021, 1:46 PM
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