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SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 19, 2020, 4:50 PM
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The groundskeeping crew will be training - Detergents they’ll not be restraining. We’ll trample a lot of And make a grease spot of The Cuse, and that tends to cause staining.
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Don't quit your day job.***
Oct 19, 2020, 4:59 PM
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I'm not sure you know exactly what a limerick is - but good
Oct 19, 2020, 5:16 PM
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try ? ? ?
Your iambic pentameter is a little off ?
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Re: Don't quit your day job.***
Oct 19, 2020, 5:28 PM
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I’ve severed all ties with employment So I can, with epic enjoyment, Stay home ev’ry day And lim’rick away To aid in opponents’ destroyment.
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B B B O O O O M M M M M ! ! !
Oct 19, 2020, 5:35 PM
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skrong !
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2020, 5:19 PM
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New Yorkuhs are comin to town To keep us from claimin our crown! Yous guys can keep dreamin - Your program’s a steamin Dung heap. Get prepared to go down.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2020, 6:04 PM
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The 'cuse, a sorry excuse for a team, Came to the Valley to dream Of taming a tiger with the sharpest claws, But lost in their cause not only because The juice in their veins had no steam,
But their offense and defense and coaching simply suck.
Go Tigers!!!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2020, 5:35 PM
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A shell necklace ‘neath a popped collar, A rapper-like sign when they hollar, And distant connections To mobster protections? A Cuse fan - I’d bet you a dollar.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2020, 5:51 PM
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Since Babers is such a nice guy, You think he’ll be good to stand by, While Trevor holds classes On beautiful passes, And tell his defense to not try?
...like GT did...?
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After knocking the Jackets aroun'
Oct 19, 2020, 6:27 PM
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The Orange are coming to town. Just like Bees in Hotlanta, They'll need some Mylanta, 'Cause the Tigers are chasing that crown.
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There once were some oranges called the 'cuse,
Oct 19, 2020, 10:57 PM
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Who knew 'fore the game that they'd lose. But our Tigers were even tougher, And the oranges had it rougher, Than their gloomiest of fans could muse.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 20, 2020, 7:45 AM
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The Parahmids - what a great wonder! Hagayah Sophayah out yunder In Constantinope! What makes you a dope? Reciting this “Sarahcuse” blunder.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 20, 2020, 10:28 AM
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The Cuse is a curious squad - One weekend, they’ll take to the sod And beat a good team, But then, it would seem, They imitate sun-ripened cod...
...and I believe they’re on schedule for the latter this Saturday...
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 20, 2020, 5:27 PM
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The Big Ten will come on real strong! They’ve waited and whined for so long, But now their excuses Will garner abuses When OOC teams do ‘em wrong!
Bring. On. The. Nuts.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 21, 2020, 6:41 AM
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It’s tough to admit that you’ll lose, And I don’t fault Dino or Cuse For tryin real hard Down here in our yard, But Or’ngemen we’ll simply abuse...
55-13
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 21, 2020, 5:44 PM
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Why, surely it cannot be true! The righteousness of LSU Is peerless and pure! What makes me so sure? The character’s high on that crew.
Like OBJ, etc. - absolute saints.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 21, 2020, 7:00 PM
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Oh look, the Big Ten’s playing too! I’m glad we’ve been able to view Their preseason rankings Before all the spankings Begin and they prove they’re all poo.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 22, 2020, 6:25 AM
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Some freakishly deep physicality Awaits, when you find our locality, To rip you apart. What’s left of your heart Gets thrown to the subs. That’s reality.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 22, 2020, 6:33 AM
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An OSU troll talked some trash, But then, in a blink, in a flash, Her pulse hit the floor, We showed her the door, And now, it’s her team that will crash!
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 22, 2020, 4:38 PM
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The Dome affords Cuse some protection, But when they’re away, their connection To Carrier’s care Is no longer there. Is that why they’re faking infection??
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 23, 2020, 8:42 PM
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It’s sad, despite COVID-19, Y’all can’t seem to learn how to screen The talented players From sucky egg-layers. No wonder your prospects are lean.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 24, 2020, 7:40 AM
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I woke with a natural urge, As though I was just on the verge Of taking a Cuse - The throne I did use To deal with the ensuing surge.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 24, 2020, 7:46 AM
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Today, the next beatdown commences. Among Syracuse’s offenses Is that one endeavor To dirty-hit Trevor. We’ll come for some steep recompenses.
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Re: SYRACUSE WEEK LIMERICKS (plus LSU and OSU lolz)
Oct 24, 2020, 11:44 AM
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For all of the GameDay acclaim, It sure would amount to a shame If Frost and the Cornies Made Bucknuts forlornies And gave ‘em a loss their first game...
They’re missing 12 players - I’m hopin there’s a chance.
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