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need help with a joke for my coot family
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need help with a joke for my coot family


Dec 11, 2020, 6:58 PM

I'm on a group text about whatever will cook for Xmas dinner. Help me fill in the blanks:

I'm making this new thing out of South Carolina. It's called __________. It's 2 parts ___________ and 8 parts __________ and you put it in a bowl.

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Dec 11, 2020, 7:07 PM

Dish called Failure. Two parts false hope. Eight parts lame coaching

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Coots rarely make it to a bowl so I’m not sure.***


Dec 11, 2020, 7:10 PM



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Dec 11, 2020, 7:23 PM

Cooterpie with 2 parts wins and 8 parts loses.

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Dec 11, 2020, 7:44 PM

LOLOL cooterpie.

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oops! I just read a thread on here and thought they already had a bid***


Dec 11, 2020, 7:24 PM



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it's called destiny, 2 parts luck, 8 parts fate***


Dec 11, 2020, 7:32 PM



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“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”


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Dec 11, 2020, 7:54 PM

It's called Trophy Case. It's 2 parts Smudged Glass and 8 parts Dusty Shelves and you put it in a coot hallway

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A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer


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Dec 11, 2020, 9:26 PM

It's called coolash.

Recipe: 2 parts chicken and 8 parts mush. Mix and beat thoroughly, then put it in a bowl.

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Dec 11, 2020, 9:59 PM

I'm making this new thing out of South Carolina. It's called waitilnextyear. It's 2 parts hope and 8 parts reality and you rarely put it in a big bowl.

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Dec 12, 2020, 10:01 AM

Dish called “never again” two parts opt out. Eight parts transfer. Then boil the rest with an old boot. Eat the boot and throw the rest away

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Dec 12, 2020, 10:04 AM

Ask them if they know why Campbells soup donated $1 million dollars to the university.

They wanted to know the secret of how to make chicken fall apart in a bowl.

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Dec 12, 2020, 10:11 AM

Whatever it is, it’s optional to garnish with a spur.

Go Tigers!

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Dec 12, 2020, 11:28 AM

Recycled Coot, 2 parts chicken 8 parts $#!+. Beat it thoroughly and you won't see it in a bowl!

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Re: need help with a joke for my coot family


Dec 12, 2020, 11:30 AM

The Real Joke I's in Willie B!

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