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crap-I just found a Water Moccasin
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crap-I just found a Water Moccasin


May 2, 2012, 6:27 PM

in my pool skimmer. Any ideas on how safely to get it out???

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Re: call someone else***


May 2, 2012, 6:28 PM



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Re: call someone else***


May 2, 2012, 6:57 PM

I have a large Sear's wet-dry vac (2 inch hose), I sucked the snake into the vac. Now the next problem...

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Re: Pics or it didn't happen


May 2, 2012, 7:35 PM

how the f do you do this w/o video evidence?

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1st thing that comes to mind


May 2, 2012, 6:31 PM



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Corporations are people. So is Soylent Green.


Re: 1st thing that comes to mind


May 2, 2012, 6:32 PM



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Re: 1st thing that comes to mind


May 2, 2012, 6:37 PM

A three-way with Barbara Stanwyck and Ava Gardner

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Corporations are people. So is Soylent Green.


Ricky the Exterminator***


May 2, 2012, 6:33 PM



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WWJD


May 2, 2012, 6:36 PM

What would junior do?



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Call Animal Control or an exterminator


May 2, 2012, 6:42 PM

If it is small you could perhaps use a garden hoe to lift the skimmer into a Large Trash Can and quickly cover with lid.

Full grown, I'd problably call someone to assist.

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Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin


May 2, 2012, 6:45 PM












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Burn down your pool.***


May 2, 2012, 6:46 PM



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Then kill the pool boy.***


May 2, 2012, 7:21 PM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Yes, but first a question


May 2, 2012, 6:48 PM

Do you own a 12 gauge and a camera?

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I'll assume the skimmer has a cover on the pool deck...


May 2, 2012, 7:00 PM

And, we are talking about the safety of humans...not snakes.

Get a shovel...you need a wide surface to smack the snake with so you don't have to swing too accurately.

Use something at least three feet long to remove the skimmer cover. Get ready with the shovel.

As soon as the snake gets his head over solid concrete...lights out.

Good luck, report back.


Message was edited by: Beegshot® - corrected smelling error


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Water moccasins are pretty non-aggressive, so carefully pick


May 2, 2012, 7:02 PM

it up by it's tail. It should be docile enough to carry to and drop over the other side of the fence.






Oh, and if your wife isn't busy, get her to take video of it.

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^^^what he said^^^^


May 2, 2012, 7:08 PM

and take pictures of your hand to post for us later



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Oh, yeah. They are the calmest of creatures.


May 3, 2012, 9:54 AM [ in reply to Water moccasins are pretty non-aggressive, so carefully pick ]

Why look, there's one tapping at my window now wanting to be let in.

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a five iron is one of the greatest snake-killing instruments


May 2, 2012, 7:12 PM

ever devised.

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Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin


May 2, 2012, 7:14 PM

Its actually easy to kill it in the skimmer. If you use the handle end of a shovel or hoe, you can corral it in flat spot and just mash it until you see blood. It works with small snakes. But if that fails, just put on a thick pair of gloves, or even shoes on your hands, and try to avoid the fangs

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Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin


May 2, 2012, 7:18 PM

that takes all the fun out of it.

If you can do it with a drinking straw, a plastic cup, and a coffee filter, then you are being innovative.

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Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin


May 2, 2012, 7:26 PM

I have a large Sear's wet-dry vac (2 inch hose), I sucked the snake into the vac. Now the next problem...

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Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin


May 2, 2012, 7:44 PM

sneak into your neighbor's house and turn on all the faucets, wait an hour, then lend him your shop vac.

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Now you're going to need to vacuum up a mongoose.***


May 2, 2012, 7:46 PM [ in reply to Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin ]



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#ACCFTS


I'm smelling a youtoobs viralishyness, y'all!***


May 2, 2012, 8:18 PM



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^^^FTW***


May 3, 2012, 10:01 AM [ in reply to Now you're going to need to vacuum up a mongoose.*** ]



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Hook the vac up to your truck exhaust and let it run for


May 3, 2012, 9:49 AM [ in reply to Re: crap-I just found a Water Moccasin ]

a bit. If the engine is cold when you do this, there are more toxic fumes.

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Look at me, I've got a pool!


May 2, 2012, 7:34 PM

White people problems.

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Better one in your skimmer tha one falling into your boat


May 2, 2012, 11:29 PM

out of a tree while putting out set hooks at 2am for catfish on the banks of the river. A 2am drunken swim in a river with submerged brush, a fast current, and numerous alligators seemed like a better idea than staying in the boat at the time.

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^^^ Comedy gold right thar ^^^


May 3, 2012, 11:12 AM

I've done the set hooks thing on the Edisto...but, without the alcohol and funny story. I was a kid with my Dad. Dad picked a REALLY dark night. We left many of our set hooks as my sister starting freaking out because she was scared.

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