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Trump is such a snowflake
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Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 11:13 AM

“WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump declared a national emergency this morning while going through his favorite McDonald's drive-thru, as the cashier informed him the ice cream machine was down for repairs.

"We'll get two Big Macs, two filet-o-fish sandwiches, and a large chocolate shake! The usual!" he called out from the back of the presidential limo. "And you know what, I'm feeling great living in America this morning. Let's throw in a vanilla cone with one scoop. No---two scoops! Make it two! Trump always gets two scoops!"

The employee apologetically replied that the ice cream machine had been down all morning.

"This is a national security crisis!" he bellowed into the speaker to the bewildered, frightened McDonald's employee. "And you're fired!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-declares-national-emergency-as-ice-cream-machine-at-mcdonalds-breaks

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The Wendy's by my house consistently runs out of Frostys


Jan 14, 2019, 11:26 AM

pretty much every night. It's almost like they intentionally make sure they empty out their machines closer to closing and don't refill it.

Do I just burn the establishment down by this point?

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 11:29 AM

Is that real?

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 11:43 AM

Only a ####### liberal would believe that horse ####.

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 11:46 AM

Jhop was trolling. On the other hand, millions of Trumptards thought Mexico would pay us for us to build a 2k mile wall with a beautiful door.

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Which part?


Jan 14, 2019, 11:55 AM [ in reply to Re: Trump is such a snowflake ]

The lampooning story of Trump's lunch order?

Or, the observation that Trump is a psychologically fragile man-baby, who habitually deflects responsibility even in the face of his own, clear incompetence?

Because at least one of those two things is absolutely true.

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The Mainstream Fake News Media reported that Littlejohn


Jan 14, 2019, 11:45 AM

ran out of hot dogs Saturday. I don’t believe that either.

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 12:22 PM

Trump does so many actual stupid things, we don’t need stories from satirical sources like the Babylon Bee.

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 1:03 PM

how did you go from posting the Bible everyday to Trump bashing? You cadence is off.

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 1:20 PM

What do the two have to do with each other?

You don’t think Trump is the reincarnation of Christ do you?

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Re: Trump is such a snowflake


Jan 14, 2019, 3:20 PM

One had to ask if it's real. And another just plain fell for it. Holy crap.

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