Playing himself, JB Magoo. The First Hoe: Kumala herself. Playing the wicked bytch of the north, none other than Nasty Pelusional, reprising her decadent role in too many years of the House. Playing the shunned doctor, Jill Went up the Hill Biden. Fat Nadler will play the role of Fat Humpty Dumpty, and will be known as The Waddler. In his first back stage appearance in a comedy, Adam Schyt would like to thank his family and friends for supporting his lies and falsehoods over the past four years. He will, of course, play a double role by being in charge of spreading shyt as well as cleaning it up after rehearsals, etc. His nickname will be SS. Mad Maxine will play the role of Fat Lips Lucy!
Jen Sucki will, naturally, be second in command, behind SS, in charge of the public spread of shyt. Her pressers will be labeled as: Mega Shyt and Then Some. Chuck Schumer has drawn the role of producer, hoping in this role, that he could actually produce something of value. Film editing will be by Daffy Duck, when he isn't busy setting up Magoo's teleprompters.
The Grand Poobah/ Directress, again reprising a failed 8 years, will be none other than Odumbo the Great. There will be guest appearances by her sidekick, Mouchelle the Mouth! Musical score will be by Hootie and the BLOWfish (a Kumala fav). The theme song is still in question: between 'Suspicious Votes' (an Elvis fav) and 'Where Did Our Minds Go', a Supremes mega hit.
Initial reviews are, well, mixed. 235 Minus Rotten Tomatoes, the worst ever recorded!