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OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party
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OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 12:39 AM

1. No gates and no need for tickets. Clemson will allow anyone that shows up at the stadium into the game free of charge. Undocumented Immigrants will be granted premium seats and free health care.

2. All IPTAY donors are moved to the upper deck. It’s time to pay your fair share.

3. If you purchased your seats via credit, the government will pay off your debt.

4. Drag Queen Cheerleaders

5. Replace the Oculus with a Giant Lit Bong

6. Upper Deck Abortion Clinics

7. South Carolina automatically gets 28 points to level the playing field.

8. Tiger Band will only play Phish songs.

9. Elizabeth Warren replaces Chief Osceola for the FSU game. Joe Biden replaces Renegade.

10. Safe spaces for opposing fans

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 12:48 AM

Why would anyone want to stand in the way of Progress toward Utopia?
Who needs God when we are so close to creating Heaven on Earth?
We are so close. The current administration is just a brief glitch in the Long March.

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"Anybody that says Coach Brownell is the best coach to come through Clemson is going to start an argument." -JP Hall


Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 12:51 AM

Great job man

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 5:09 AM

And then there's Donald trump lord help us!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 9:39 AM

Thank God for Donald Trump.......Go Tigers!!!!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 3:55 PM [ in reply to Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party ]

What could be as bad as either, Trump or the Democratic Party, neither don't have a clue. I'm starting to believe more and more that our country is turning to sh!t in a hand basket, if it hasn't already. The slightest changes of something good will seem major, but the biotching will continue at the rate as now!!! Government has gotten so big that no one on either side of the Government can agree on the same thing regardless of how good for the country some of the ideas maybe....

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Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 5:15 AM

11. Everybody gets a trophy

Go Tigers AND Tiger Nation(al CHAMPIONS!)!

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Si vis pacem, para bellum (if you want peace, prepare for war)
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Re: Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 5:33 AM

12. PA announcements in Spanish only.

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Re: Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 5:38 AM

I am a liberal, but I can add one anyway.

13. Blame Trump for our losses.


Am I doing it right?

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Re: Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 5:59 AM

What loses?

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Re: Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 6:41 AM

Be gentle. You know how libs & facts don’t mix.

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Clemson is losing


Jun 28, 2019, 9:36 AM [ in reply to Re: Perfect! ]

A bunch of trees for parking expansion

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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


Re: Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 1:20 PM [ in reply to Re: Perfect! ]

14. Accept all transfers regardless of football talent or GPA

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scar’s been doing that for eons.


Jun 28, 2019, 3:07 PM

And their program is the pinnacle of Sucktopia.

~JKB

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Re: Perfect!


Jun 28, 2019, 5:40 AM [ in reply to Re: Perfect! ]

Women and female trannies only players on the team.

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Surely you jest....***


Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 AM



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Surely you jest....***


Jun 28, 2019, 6:08 AM



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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 6:37 AM

What if it were run by the Republican party? I will start.

1. 99% white team.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 6:47 AM

That was a buzz kill!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 6:52 AM [ in reply to Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party ]

FYI, It was Abraham Lincoln and Republicans who freed the slaves. 0% of the Democrats voted for the 13th amendment.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 6:55 AM

Turf....yes liberals were once Repubs and conservatives were once Dems. Good try though. Conservatives wanted slavery.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 8:01 AM

Carlsbad® said:

Turf....yes liberals were once Repubs and conservatives were once Dems. Good try though. Conservatives wanted slavery.


Triggered!!! I’m a libertarian so I could care less about either party. Just trying to have some fun! Lighten up.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 8:03 AM

Not triggered at all. I was having fun and responded to a post. Lighten up.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 9:29 AM [ in reply to Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party ]

We maybe fans of the same team but it is some dummies on here. True Lincoln was a Republican that freed the slaves...but would he be a Republican now? Strom Thurmond was also a Republican...and Bull Connor.

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Bull Connor was actually a Democrat***


Jun 28, 2019, 10:16 AM



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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 7:47 AM [ in reply to Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party ]

2. Opposing fans will have to pay a 15% tariff (kind of like that one)

3. Only the top 1% of iptay donors will get parking even though everyone pays in

4. Olympic sports will be sold off and their facilities replaced with sweatshops, incinerators, and strip mines.

5. We would never lose anything again, no matter the actual score, the athletic director would announce all games as wins and call anyone who presents the actual score a Coot Socialist Libturd

6. Families who come to tailgate but not actually go to the game would be arrested, have their children taken from them and held in the drained Fike pool, and then the adults would be randomly held or dropped off at the bus station in Anderson depending on the mood of the AD.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 1:09 PM [ in reply to Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party ]

Really.....Trump is not a racist but it appears you and most of those so called liberals you support are....based on idiotic statements like that.....Go Tigers!!!!!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 2:08 PM

b2westfarm said:

Really.....Trump is not a racist but it appears you and most of those so called liberals you support are....based on idiotic statements like that.....Go Tigers!!!!!



Idiots calling other statements idiotic.... circle of life

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 3:31 PM

Is that you Obama......Go Tigers!!!!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 6:45 AM

14. All games in a tie. Wait we won't even keep score so no one gets a poor self image.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 7:01 AM

Lol! This made me chuckle! Can’t wait to see the peeing contest that will result.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 7:07 AM

11. people stand and have fun at the games instead of sitting and complaining about everything.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 7:44 AM

11. National Anthem replaced with “YMCA”
12. Rainbow Pride Flag replaces Old Glory
13. No pregame prayer
14. Pink Uniforms
15. “Transsexual” Military Appreciation Day
16. Games are stopped at 4:20 for a toke
17. Student Section Counseling Center
18. Everyone Gets to play regardless of merit
19. Don Munson replaces by Rachel Maddow
20. Pregame Warmups Replaced with Yoga and Meditation

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 7:47 AM

21. BYOG- Bring Your Own Gayness

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 7:13 PM

22. Rains on both sides of the field for ND coaches.

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Drag Queen cheerleaders will be more entertain to watch!


Jun 28, 2019, 8:01 AM

That would be a hoot! It will be better than some of the constipated air heads we have now.

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So you like boys, nttawwt.***


Jun 28, 2019, 8:43 PM



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Reality2003 seem to be a bit homophobic. I promise you


Jun 28, 2019, 8:11 AM

can't catch it! What a idiot!

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Re: Reality2003 seem to be a bit homophobic. I promise you


Jun 28, 2019, 8:18 AM

My "Gaydar" is going off.

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


not that


Jun 28, 2019, 9:35 AM

there is anything wrong with that



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So, how much do I have to give to IPTAY


Jun 28, 2019, 9:37 AM

to get to hit that giant oculus bong? Asking for a friend.

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Re: So, how much do I have to give to IPTAY


Jun 28, 2019, 9:38 AM

If you like your IPTAY dues, you can keep your IPTAY dues.

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Re: So, how much do I have to give to IPTAY


Jun 28, 2019, 1:43 PM

You are too good +1

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Another question:


Jun 28, 2019, 9:42 AM [ in reply to So, how much do I have to give to IPTAY ]

Is it BYOG (bring your own ganja)?

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 9:38 AM

Listening to these Democratic candidates running for President it is apparent their main agenda is “America Last”......and everything else comes first..... what a bunch of moronic losers who are sad excuses to even call them selves Americans who think themselves qualified to be the President of the United States.......Go Tigers!!!!!!!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 10:05 AM

22. Gender free restrooms
23. Condom Balloon Releases
24. Meat Free Concessions
25. Touch football

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 1:46 PM

I can see you've been thinking about this for a while

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 10:35 AM

Don't forget blaming white people for everything that goes wrong.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 11:33 AM

If Trump ran our program Petrino or Art Briles would be our coach so theres that. Just Saying.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 1:02 PM

Also, Mexico would be on the hook for any new football facilities construction.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 1:04 PM [ in reply to Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party ]

Moronic........Just saying......... Go Tigers!!!!!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 1:08 PM

I think he might be on to something.

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 8:03 PM

Clueless.......Go Tigers!!!!

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Re: OT: Clemson Football if Run By The Democratic Party


Jun 28, 2019, 4:01 PM

No cannon before running down the hill or after score. Cheerleader just waves hands above head to create clean energy.

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#27: "environmentaly friendly" playing surface...


Jun 28, 2019, 4:06 PM

...red clover for most of field, trees and seaweed in the endzone....

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11. Banning balloons to save sea turtles in Gaffney.


Jun 28, 2019, 4:21 PM

Oh wait. Nevermind.

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Ooof***


Jun 28, 2019, 4:52 PM



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Roughly 11 Thumbs Down


Jun 28, 2019, 7:42 PM

4 of them..

Carlsbad
Flower
RingKnucklehead
JD404

-Doc

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I've been wrong two times, but this isn't one of them.


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