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Legend [16366]
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 6:36 AM
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Don’t bring that big chain to DV -
When Tigers see glitter, we’ll be
Riled up to the max
With vicious attacks.
Our bling goals are post-CFP...
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All-In [40872]
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Roses are Red and Miami is blue
Oct 5, 2020, 6:39 AM
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and they suck...2
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Legend [16472]
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That always reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay.............
Oct 5, 2020, 7:43 AM
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 6:46 AM
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Hey Manny, the thing that you lack,
Though people love saying “they’re back,”
Is winning big games.
Our graveyard of names
Means that goal ain’t really on track...
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CU Medallion [52134]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 6:58 AM
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Dolphins aren't fish you know
But Hard Rock is the place to go
Watch their fans sit in wonder
As they grab air and go under
And our Tigers put on a great show
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Legend [16472]
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There once was a team from coral gable,
Oct 5, 2020, 7:42 AM
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Who's good teams are old like some fable.
They'll bring that junkie chain,
But all they'll get is serious pain,
And the canes will walk off the field like Old Mable.
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110%er [6513]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 8:27 AM
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There once was man named Manny
Whose gimmicks were uncanny
Then he got hit in the mouth
From the best team in the South
And had to rub ointment on his fanny.
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Oculus Spirit [78830]
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 11:20 AM
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While Our Tigers gaze atop the vista,
Perusing at “shorty” and her “sis-tah”
Dreaming, not of hugs,
But beating the thugs
And making them call us “Mis-tah”!!!
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CU Guru [1708]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 1:23 PM
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The Men from Coral Gables
Believe they are able
But that’s Just a fable
Cause alas what beckons Monday
Is lying flat on a trainers table
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 4:56 PM
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The hype for this contest has risen,
But here is the question I’m quizzin’:
How much savage beating
‘Til they stop competing?
They’ll wish they had just stayed in prison!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 5:05 PM
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Hey, tell you what - bring the durn chain.
It’s safer, since it will remain
Sealed up and encased
(And thus, not misplaced)
While y’all are subjected to pain.
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Standout [335]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2020, 8:25 PM
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There once was a team from the Gables
Whose teams were the talk at the table
Fiesta blown calls
And now they suck balls
Chains, hookers and boats are their fable.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 6:00 AM
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Kids go to Tha U to show out -
That “swagger” is all they’re about.
It makes a great show
When we thrash them, though -
A team full of thugs sure can pout!
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Orange Blooded [4760]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 7:32 AM
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The Canes will arrive with agression
And find out on their first possession
That their Hurricane
And tacky a$$ chain
Will leave as a minor depression
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Orange Blooded [4760]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 7:48 AM
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There once was a man called D'Eriq
Who played good football once a week
Until in Death Valley
Facing Tiger's rally
His flash and pizazz seemed kinda bleak
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Orange Blooded [4760]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 7:57 AM
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If Death Valley was a Bistro would you
Think it could raise revenue
If Saturday it boasted
Fried, baked or roasted
Sebastian the Ibis on the Menu
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2020, 8:05 AM
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The poultry concessions are lean -
Our normal buffet of protein
Is absent some chicken.
This year, we‘re not pickin
The bones of the ol’ Gamecocks clean.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2020, 4:16 PM
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If hurricane weather arrives,
The team which, ironically, thrives
On coastal conditions
Will utter petitions
To Dabo to spare them their lives!
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Letterman [293]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2020, 4:30 PM
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There Once Was A Team From Miami
Its' Convicts Were Thuggish and Hammy
They Played Football At Night
To Death Valleys' Delight
The Hurricanes All Went......Kablammy!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2020, 8:03 AM
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The media’s hasty to scurry
And dramatize things in a hurry.
“It’s such a huge test -
Is Clemson the best?”
Miami will blow it - don’t worry.
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2020, 9:14 AM
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Beating us? Such a conundrum.
Dispatching an Ibis? So ho-hum.
They’ll feel the shot
Taken aloft.
The toll will be known at postmortem.
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All-In [27366]
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There once were some thugs from Miami,
Oct 8, 2020, 9:36 AM
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Who thought they were good as ole 'Bammy.
But after they came,
And looked really lame,
Our Tigers proved them a shamm-y.
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Commissioner [907]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2020, 10:34 AM
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There once was an OC named Lashlee
Who thought he was tricky you see
Brent knew what to call
Before King snapped the ball
That's why he got crushed by our D
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 7:40 AM
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I’m gonna wear orange all day
And, while the sun’s shining, make hay,
‘Cuz Saturday’s plan
Is just football, man -
Life just works out better this way.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 7:45 AM
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The Canes wanted bling that was lit,
So they tried commissioning it
With some little girl
To give it a whirl
With her new BeDazzler kit.
https://www.michaels.com/original-bedazzler/10409048.html The Original BeDazzler™ The BeDazzler is a rhinestone setting tool designed to allow users to add various assorted rhinestones and studs to fabrics and similar materials.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 1:15 PM
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[thick, drawn-out Spanglish accent required]
Make sure you boys hug your abuela.
We’re gonna take you to escuela
And feed you nudillos
Straight through your parillos -
You better cinch up your ciñuela...
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 2:21 PM
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Miami fans? Curious folk -
Their bling and their tans are no joke,
But vestige remains -
Each one still maintains
One long fingernail to snort coke.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2020, 5:39 PM
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Once Hurricanes start to get dirty
And Tigers start makin’ em hurt-y,
I can’t really see
The score column be
A vic’try by much less than thirty...
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2020, 8:21 AM
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The game is upon us, my friends!
This evening, the narrative ends
Which pumps up the Canes
With gaudy refrains
Of “they’re back - let revival begin!”
Please, bruh. 48-17 Tigers.
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Legend [16366]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 10, 2020, 11:20 AM
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So A-Rod’s the special guest picker?
I bet there’s not even a flicker
Of Cane football in’trest
From that egocentrist
Or other Miamians. (snicker)
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