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LSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 4:19 PM

Behind all their snark and their yelling,
A waft of their fragrance is telling.
I’m told the Swamp Cats,
When pinned to their mats,
More strongly of corn dogs start smelling.

In dat case, bout to be some real skrong cawn dog oduhs in Nawlins come Mondy midnatt...

GO ORANGE TIGERS.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 4:26 PM

Jo Burrows likes throwing the ball,
But Monday when we come to call,
He’ll deal with a defense
Which truly, no pretense,
He’s not well prepared for at all...

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/opponent-points-per-game

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 4:39 PM

When down to New Orleans we travel,
The LSU spin will unravel.
Coach O. will start crying,
Which sounds like cows dying
From eating burned silage and gravel.

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Winner.***


Jan 6, 2020, 7:03 PM



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Roses are Red and LSU Tigers are yellow, that's because they


Jan 6, 2020, 4:41 PM

suckass

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 5:04 PM

"They seem the most dominant team."
I'm sorry, but doesn't it seem
Ironic to you
That "Big LSU"
Attracts the most media gleam?

We saw the exact thing last year -
"Big Bama: The Great Team to Fear"
Gave NO ONE a scare-a
In ol' Santa Clara.
That sixteen-point pittance? How mere.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 5:20 PM

Ed Orgeron talks like a Muppet,
Paul Findbalm’s an SEC puppet,
And Burrow’s forehead
Expands, it is said,
But can’t seem to pull his eyes up it.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 6:10 PM

Coach Ed O has not a clue
What those upstate Tigers can do
Potter and Spiers kick to our cheers
And XT buys beer for the crew.

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monter le cheval de fer
A coot will usually blink when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer


Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2020, 9:46 PM

Please note the egregious disparity
In Playoff appearances’ rarity -
It’s five in a row
Compared to zereaux
(Apart from this year). What imparity...

Gonna be a while before Swamp Cats find their way back to the CFP as well...

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There once were some Creoles from the bayous,


Jan 6, 2020, 10:16 PM

Who thought there was no way that they could lose.
But quickly their arrogance would flee,
When they saw Trevor and Travis and Tee,
And they limped back to the House of the Blues.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 7, 2020, 8:02 AM

Yes, corndogs, but let’s be specific:
Consumption thereof is prolific,
But those we’ll be beating
Obsess about eating
The wieners. They think they’re terrific.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 7, 2020, 1:13 PM

New Orleans is know for its food.
Once LSU’s gumbo gets stewed
By Clemson on Monday,
We’ll have us a fun day -
Some Tigah meat gonna get chewed...

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 7, 2020, 1:47 PM

When Burreaux played ball for Ohio,
Does anyone understand why-o
He wasn’t crowned king?
You’d think the first string
Would bow down and not even try-o...

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 8, 2020, 8:17 PM

In doing my video study,
Results seem to be a bit muddy:
Some underling teams
Scored big points, it seems.
Ol’ Travis might make this turf rutty...

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 8, 2020, 8:53 PM

There was a team from LSU,
Who had to play you know who,
But when they started the game,
Everything was still the same,
so we knew "Clemson can't lose"!

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 8, 2020, 8:56 PM

Jo Burrows is rather immobile,
Thus, I think it fitting and noble
For Xavier Thomas,
Who’s budding with promise,
To pounce with a pop that goes global.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 8, 2020, 9:42 PM

You might see a sad Cajun cryer,
So turn up the heat on your fryer,
Dip wiener in corn,
And cook. Thus is born
An LSU fan pacifier.

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My favorite


Jan 13, 2020, 3:36 PM

Go Tigers!

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 8, 2020, 10:32 PM

Bourbon Street guys? Dey filled with Botox!!!
Liz-Beth and Troy stay near da docks.
But one ting 4-sho,
'Dis ain't bout Burreaux . . .
We both love cut'in d?es lamecocks!!!

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 8, 2020, 11:12 PM

The reason they’re better is clear:
The justified general fear
Of LSU’s squad
Is such because God
Loves SEC schools more, I hear...

...especially from Coots.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 9, 2020, 7:07 AM

This will be Clemson's fifth try,
'Gainst LSU flying so high,
Ohio screams "ref,"
But we're the ones lef,
The Crimson Tide only can cry.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 9, 2020, 7:51 AM

They’ll whine that it just isn’t fair
As every last CC of air
Gets knocked from his lungs.
Queue jaw drops and tongues
When Muse hits the hole with Helaire...

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 9, 2020, 1:06 PM

I heard that you’re wearing all white.
You’d think this particular fight
Would warrant your darks -
They’d hide the brown marks
That run down your legs Monday night.

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They gotta pocket full of corn dogs and their homeboys do too


Jan 9, 2020, 1:40 PM

That's what you have to face when you play the L S and U.
They gonna step on the field with gumbo on their breath,
And figure out quickly that they're out of their depth.
They'll be hard to recognize when the Clemson Cats get through.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 10, 2020, 2:08 PM

You boys are a pass-happy bunch,
And Bama was too. Here’s my hunch:
Big Joe will be baited,
Throws anticipated,
And Clemson’s D eats you for lunch.

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 12, 2020, 5:32 PM

The ballroom was just fine and dandy.
Those fold-up partitions were handy
For sections of field
Our DBs have sealed -
If tested, they’ll steal Burrow’s candy...

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Jan 12, 2020, 5:53 PM



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Re: I love my truck, LSU sucks.***


Jan 12, 2020, 6:06 PM

Words words blah blah blah LSU sucks
more words more blah LSU still sucks
words words words words words additional suckage
blah blah blah blah blah New Orleans smells like a sewer
more blah more blah still more blah, tell your mother to keep her shirt on
more blah more words more blah words, LSU sucks

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I feel inspired...


Jan 12, 2020, 6:54 PM

The French Quarter smells like a sewer,
Jeaux Burrow’s head glows when you boo ‘er,
And Orgeron’s mother
Shows “things” to the other
Young Cajuns who ruefully view her...

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 12, 2020, 9:17 PM

Their Tigers are yellow - that’s clear.
Is that ‘cause they drink so much beer
Their livers give in
And jaundice their skin
Or is it just cowardly fear?

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Re: LSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 13, 2020, 4:46 PM

Whence LSU Clemson defeats,
We might get some French Quarter treats
As Nawlins we roam -
Their fans will go home
And good guys will fill up the streets!

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