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If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?
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If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 9:53 AM

To me, it would have to be "Imitation Naugahyde". A fake of a fake.

And, the average Lamecock fan probably thinks Nauga's are real. In these Snowflake times, I expect their "Save the Naugas" campaign to launch any day now.

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The part of the underwear...


Dec 14, 2020, 9:55 AM

...that gets all the skid marks.

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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 9:59 AM

100% poly.
- Pretends to be something it isn’t.
- feels slimy
- hot as Cola in summertime
- usually found in cheap environments
- no wrinkles, same all the time!

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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 10:00 AM

1 ply toilet paper

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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 10:27 AM

Too strong to symbolize their team...it would have to be urine soaked so that is breaks easily...

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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 10:01 AM

What kind of fabric could best be used to start a massive fire?

You know a fire the size of a dumpster maybe.

Whatever fabric that is would be my choice to represent them.

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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 10:02 AM



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Looks rough***


Dec 14, 2020, 10:04 AM



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Hmm, that toilet paper looks like the brand name should be


Dec 14, 2020, 10:05 AM [ in reply to Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be? ]

"Old Barky". :)

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rubber because well you know


Dec 14, 2020, 10:03 AM

;)

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Re: rubber because well you know


Dec 14, 2020, 10:28 AM

More like Saran wrap...it breaks easier!

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Cheese cloth***


Dec 14, 2020, 10:03 AM



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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, non-woven


Dec 14, 2020, 10:09 AM

because they are a door mat

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I’m gonna say hemp


Dec 14, 2020, 10:10 AM

Because ever since ol spurcock left the program has gone up in smoke.

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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 10:13 AM

I majored in Textiles at Clemson and worked in the industry for 30 years. I can't think of such a poor quality fabric. If that program was a yarn, it would be mop yarn. Everybody mopped up on them.

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Burlap***


Dec 14, 2020, 10:16 AM



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Re: If the USuK football program was a fabric, what would it be?


Dec 14, 2020, 11:28 AM

The wrappings of a 3000 year old Mummy!

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