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2021 Woke cancellation predictions
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2021 Woke cancellation predictions


Jan 12, 2021, 10:31 PM

ITT, we predict which norms will be forced to the newly verboten wayside sooner than later.

For one, I think we have pretty high odds that "A Christmas Story" will be omitting the hilarious Chinese waiter scene by the time next Christmas rolls around.

The word "fat". It's gonna become the next great slur sooner or later. Been trending that way for a while.

Trump bumper stickers....don't care if you're a megafan or if you just liked the guy in 2016 and regret it now, I feel like the options are to take the sticker off your car or make sure you have a $0 comprehensive deductible on your car, because you're going to get to know the paint guy at the body shop really well over the next few years.

what else?

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Fluffing a mob to attack the legislative branch will


Jan 12, 2021, 10:41 PM

stay in fashion, because Republicans don't have the balls to do anything to make the next guy think it's not a bad idea.

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Next caller***


Jan 12, 2021, 10:44 PM



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Fluffing a mob to attack a Federal Courthouse


Jan 13, 2021, 7:20 AM [ in reply to Fluffing a mob to attack the legislative branch will ]

barricade people inside, and attempt to set it on fire will stay in fashion, because the protesters were mostly peaceful.

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GOTDANGIT THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE HUMOR ON P&R


Jan 13, 2021, 9:13 AM

TIME OUT, BOTH OF YOU

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FIRST***


Jan 13, 2021, 11:41 AM



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Re: 2021 Woke cancellation predictions


Jan 13, 2021, 12:20 AM

White straight women will move down multiple spots in the Identity Class rankings to next to last - that's right Karen.

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Might need Ralphie to beat up a non ginger as well


Jan 13, 2021, 1:40 AM

redheads, especially ones with more of an orange tone, will need an advocacy group soon. Can't have a blonde haired blue eyed child and the privileges that brings beating up a ginger.

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excess packaging on consumer goods


Jan 13, 2021, 9:02 AM

plastic surgery, filters on instagram, basically altering "natural beauty"

White people using the N word while singing karaoke

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Re: excess packaging on consumer goods


Jan 13, 2021, 10:08 AM



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worried about instagram filters, are you?***


Jan 13, 2021, 10:11 AM



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yes, that's the one***


Jan 13, 2021, 10:43 AM



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Can we just extend that to all bumper stickers?


Jan 13, 2021, 9:09 AM

Clemson related window decals excluded.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


I'm thinking about canceling myself and save them time.


Jan 13, 2021, 9:10 AM

I'm talking about logging off here not offing myself. If I turn up missing (1) don't fret.

1. IDK if I have the skill to 'turn up missing.' I'm googling it now.

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Or, you know, stop posting political things, and be normal.***


Jan 13, 2021, 9:11 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


I hope you don't.


Jan 13, 2021, 9:12 AM [ in reply to I'm thinking about canceling myself and save them time. ]

At worst I would hope you would keep posting about your Mercedes repairs in the lunge.

I'm sure from your point of view you feel like Sisyphus on the P&R board, but I think the board would be worse for it if the variety of opinion you provide disappeared.

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Re: I hope you don't.


Jan 13, 2021, 9:18 AM

That's kind, thank you.

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Norm Macdonald should probably go into hiding before they


Jan 13, 2021, 9:48 AM

shave his head and force him to crawl on his knees down human feces laden sidewalks for his jokes against humanity.

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Have you seen Mike Tyson Mysteries?


Jan 13, 2021, 9:50 AM

It's a hilarious Hanna Barbara-throwback-style cartoon on Hulu. Norm plays a pigeon.

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


THANK YOU


Jan 13, 2021, 9:55 AM

I've tried to pimp that on here for a couple years and no one ever takes me up on it. It's true LOL funny.

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Mrs. Spoon and I are on season 2.


Jan 13, 2021, 10:11 AM

Watched 2 episodes last night. Sorry I missed your earlier posts on it; I would have been watching sooner!

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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


I stumbled across the first one when they were live on


Jan 13, 2021, 11:06 AM

cartoon network.....It was always really hit or miss when a new one would come out, so I always enjoyed it when the DVR told me I had a new one. Didn't know they were now on Hulu so I'll rewatch some of them.

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I have not, my TV viewing is mainly limited to Sesame


Jan 13, 2021, 10:01 AM [ in reply to Have you seen Mike Tyson Mysteries? ]

Street and a couple of South Florida fishing videos late at night after everyone's gone to sleep. I'll try to check it out.

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Also check out his show on Netflix.


Jan 13, 2021, 10:02 AM

It's fantastic.

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It must be good, it's got a low score on rotten tomatoes***


Jan 13, 2021, 10:06 AM



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Bingo***


Jan 13, 2021, 10:08 AM



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Re: Have you seen Mike Tyson Mysteries?


Jan 13, 2021, 11:40 AM [ in reply to Have you seen Mike Tyson Mysteries? ]

The uncensored versions are the best.



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If Norm is forced to flee, I will go with him.


Jan 13, 2021, 9:56 AM [ in reply to Norm Macdonald should probably go into hiding before they ]

A world that doesn't embrace Norm MacDonald as the comedic genius of our generation is a world I want nothing to do with.

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You better start lobbying for the teachers to go back to


Jan 13, 2021, 10:04 AM

work then. If we let them continue working from home, it's only a matter of time before enough of them find that 'teachers are the real heroes' bit and demand he be silenced.

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check this one out....


Jan 13, 2021, 10:08 AM

https://youtu.be/iX_gUQeZcB8

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Here's the full bit. Man it's funny.


Jan 13, 2021, 10:27 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlE8UAK3mMM&ab_channel=NormMacdonald-Topic


Sorry Obed, but the full bit is way funnier than the one you posted.

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oh I know, I was just trying to give a snippet, and I also


Jan 13, 2021, 10:31 AM

love Dennis Miller too

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Re: 2021 Woke cancellation predictions


Jan 13, 2021, 9:53 AM

The bumper sticker for sure will be a prob in any major city. Anyway, not much of prediction, because I read it online, but expect Trump to be deleted from Home Alone 2.

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Enriched flour will be canceled in favor of


Jan 13, 2021, 10:11 AM

organic food in jails so woke extreme right wingers that plan and execute an armed and illegal entrance into the Capitol building can still be served the same as what his mommy makes him at home and they won't refuse to eat while in jail.

DID I DO THIS RIGHT?

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All humor will be cancelled


Jan 13, 2021, 10:12 AM

BECAUSE YOU PHAGS CAN'T RUN WITH A COMEDIC BIT WITHOUT FIRST SNORTING 2 LINES OF PURE UNCUT TRUMP HATE.

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Look pal, I am full of love. All love. I hate nothing.


Jan 13, 2021, 10:47 AM

BUT LESS MAKE SUMTIN CLEAR HERE OBAMA CAINT TAKE MY GUNS AND NEITHER YOU NOR TRUMP CAN TAKE MY HUMOR YA HEAR MAH?

Non donor proactive edit: I do actually hate a few things. This is I think a comprehensive list:
*Bubble screens run by the Clemson Tigers
*Donald Trump
*The idea that there are actual people that view politics as a strictly binary choice
*Hamburger helper

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I think a lot of y'alls hate outlet is going to be cancelled


Jan 13, 2021, 10:56 AM

once Trump is gone, and I have no idea what you're going to direct all that energy at. Your children? Maybe your dog?

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All NBA teams must be 51% owned by


Jan 13, 2021, 10:48 AM

African Americans

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Wearing the jersey of a black athlete will be forbidden for


Jan 13, 2021, 11:05 AM

white people.

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