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GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)
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GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 10, 2018, 6:17 AM

Next up, it’s big bad Georgia Southern
(Not Georgia State U, but the other’n).
They’ll chop block and bumble,
But they’re gonna crumble,
And Clemson will win ‘em another’n.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2018, 6:21 AM

Paul Johnson influenced these guys,
So I won’t be really surprised
If Venables smokes out
And utterly chokes out
Their ground game to yield their demise.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2018, 1:10 PM

We don't really use PJs system.
HC Fritz brought in his Pistol Option.

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:02 PM

That’s the worst limerick I’ve ever heard.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 13, 2018, 7:54 PM

Really messes up the flow of the thread.
When I am reading with rhythm in my head.
And you don’t take time
To make up a rhyme
And you do something else instead.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2018, 12:44 PM

You see? Now this Eagle knows
“When in Rome...” as the old saying goes
Why fight it? I say
Just join in and play
And you’ll have much more fun with your foes.

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booo...don't u limerik bro?***


Sep 13, 2018, 6:09 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS ]



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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2018, 6:35 AM

Hey Eagles - advisory word:
A foe may its loins well upgird,
But our talent riches
Will pull down your britches
And whoop the bare butt of your bird.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2018, 7:36 AM

There once was a storm they called Florence
Brought rain and defense in torrents
With handoffs from Kelly
Eagles softer than jelly
Second half was all Trevor Lawrence

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2018, 10:14 AM

Although Tiger fans may cast scorn,
Even Samson’s locks once were shorn,
But quoth the great Saban,
These Eagles just may run,
Through you like “ shi# thru a tin horn.”

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Sep 10, 2018, 10:25 AM

Though Saban’s opinion is funny,
Y’all can’t back your mouth with your money.
Presuming your scheme
Will realize your dream?
Not this week in Tigertown, honey.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2018, 10:51 AM

Recall another presumed romp,
All were certain we’d get our butts stomped,
But rejoice, Tiger camp,
You can now beat Muschamp,
Cause we beat him first in the swamp!

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:07 AM

This high-powered squad ain’t the Gators,
But trust me, we’re both Muschamp haters.
His SEC pomp
Makes every good romp
Inflame his fan base’s ingrate-rs.

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:30 AM

To expect a win you’d be right,
But Dabo’ll for sure know that night,
Like Richt in ‘15,
‘Twas a nightmare-no dream
Y’all been in one helluva fight!

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:31 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS ]

GATAlac said:

Although Tiger fans may cast scorn,
Even Samson’s locks once were shorn,
But quoth the great Saban,
These Eagles just may run,
Through you like “ shi# thru a tin horn.”



GATAlac
My God, a limerick genius is born!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 10:15 AM

The Coots say, “They weren’t really better.”
It seems they’re Stupidity’s debtor.
Do y’all know a Coot
It’s own horn won’t toot??
I sure as heck still haven’t met her.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 12:56 PM

The astronauts saw it in space!
Reflections hit them in the face!
Coots bumbled and “Bentley”-ed -
When Willy B emptied,
Aluminum lit up the place!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 1:06 PM

bdrechs® said:

Next up, it’s big bad Georgia Southern
(Not Georgia State U, but the other’n).
They’ll chop block and bumble,
But they’re gonna crumble,
And Clemson will win ‘em another’n.




We really don't use the chop block in the Pistol Option much.
You're thinking of GT, Navy & Army.

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Sep 10, 2018, 1:08 PM

GSUsTALON said:

bdrechs® said:

Next up, it’s big bad Georgia Southern
(Not Georgia State U, but the other’n).
They’ll chop block and bumble,
But they’re gonna crumble,
And Clemson will win ‘em another’n.




We really don't use the chop block in the Pistol Option much.
You're thinking of GT, Navy & Army.




Come to think of it they cut block. Chopping is not a good thing.

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Sep 10, 2018, 1:45 PM

Look, chopping’s just cutting with two,
And cutting’s what knee breakers do,
So both ways you’ve got
(Flag-worthy or not)
A dirty game plan. That’s not new.

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:05 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again) ]

Again, just terrible. Do you even limerick?

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 1:29 PM

bdrechs - Your Title - GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)

It should say - "I have a "weak" limerick for the upcomming beat down by GSU."


Thank me latter

TALON

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 1:55 PM

Oh Talon, you coy little minx -
I love a bold spirit who thinks
That raggin’ my threads
Will boost their team’s creds!
Your squad’s lookin’ strong! [author winks]

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 2:42 PM

Your limericks are high-level stuff,
Dawgs lucked out on an untimely muff.
Flo on the map,
This game spells ‘TRAP’!
Sleep on us . . . Saturday could get rough.

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:40 PM

GATAlac said:

Your limericks are high-level stuff,
Dawgs lucked out on an untimely muff.
Flo on the map,
This game spells ‘TRAP’!
Sleep on us . . . Saturday could get rough.



Did you say Muff?

Muff divers dive deeper,U know.

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Sep 10, 2018, 2:42 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again) ]

Your limericks are high-level stuff,
Dawgs lucked out on an untimely muff.
Flo on the map,
This game spells ‘TRAP’!
Sleep on us . . . Saturday could get rough.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 7:53 PM

I seem to recall a big game
Against some big powerhouse name
We played in a downpour.
We all hung around for
The whoopin’ - will this be the same?

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 9:54 PM

Bad weather’s a subjective game.
take that mist when you played Notre Dame . . .
You call that a storm?
For us, it’s the norm!
We’ve won in a REAL hurricane!

“In 1989 ESPN was to broadcast a Thursday Night Football game between Georgia Southern and the Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders. However, Hurricane Hugo, a category 4 storm, was headed straight toward the coast of Georgia. Hugo ranked as the 11th most intense hurricane at time of landfall to strike the United States this century, with the highest ever recorded storm surge on the East Coast. Nevertheless, the decision was made to continue with the game. For safety purposes, an open line was kept between the press box at Paulson Stadium and the National Hurricane Center in Florida. The Eagles went on to defeat MTSU by a score of 26–0 in a classic that will forever be known in Eagle history as the Hugo Bowl.”

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Sep 10, 2018, 11:43 PM

GATAlac said:

Bad weather’s a subjective game.
take that mist when you played Notre Dame . . .
You call that a storm?
For us, it’s the norm!
We’ve won in a REAL hurricane!

“In 1989 ESPN was to broadcast a Thursday Night Football game between Georgia Southern and the Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders. However, Hurricane Hugo, a category 4 storm, was headed straight toward the coast of Georgia. Hugo ranked as the 11th most intense hurricane at time of landfall to strike the United States this century, with the highest ever recorded storm surge on the East Coast. Nevertheless, the decision was made to continue with the game. For safety purposes, an open line was kept between the press box at Paulson Stadium and the National Hurricane Center in Florida. The Eagles went on to defeat MTSU by a score of 26–0 in a classic that will forever be known in Eagle history as the Hugo Bowl.”




GATAlac combines fact with smack.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 9:33 PM

Though Georgia had far better horses,
A Coot only partly remorses.
They’ll always be draggin’,
But they’ll hitch their wagon
To winners on champ’onship courses.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 10, 2018, 11:22 PM

Because I’m beyond irritated with TigerNet’s armchair coaches and QB’s....

You’ve complained from the very beginning
That our offense has got your hair thinning;
Your thoughts are consumed
With dejection and doom
But somehow, we just keep on winning.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 12, 2018, 6:45 AM

If it’s not a blowout it’s CRAP!
This whole “elite” program’s a trap
To make sucker fans
Just pay to fill stands
In CFP games with loud claps!

WE’RE TOTAL PAWNS! HARRUMPH!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 11, 2018, 8:00 AM

Sustaining, destructive effects,
A flood running up to your necks,
A great force of nature -
The right nomenclature
Is not a ‘big storm’. It’s ‘Big Dex’.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 11, 2018, 2:14 PM

Forgive me if I’m just naive,
But I don’t think this bunch will thieve
Much glory from us.
Though they fume and fuss,
Humility’s what they’ll receive.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 11, 2018, 3:28 PM

Just shut the heck up and enjoy your lose from Eagle Nation. Take a Toddy

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Gamecock bashing again)


Sep 11, 2018, 6:52 PM

I find that the point is quite moot
Talking ‘bout for which team you will root
Georgia Southern’s in town
A game’s ‘bout to go down
Half this thread’s all hung up on a coot.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot bashing and GSU meddlings fwiw)


Sep 12, 2018, 6:33 AM

A GSU buddy of mine
Was huffing some meth-laced strychnine
When I heard him say,
“We’ll own you ALL DAY!
Now, pass me a fresh cocaine line!”

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot bashing and GSU meddlings fwiw)


Sep 12, 2018, 8:04 AM

This weekend’s opponent is scary!
They played someone once, so be wary!
When Clemson’s sharp focus
Dials in on one locus,
We’ll utterly smother this fairy.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot bashing and GSU meddlings fwiw)


Sep 12, 2018, 10:43 AM

Experience hasn’t yet taught-her...
I don’t really know which is odder -
Her GSU smack
Or Clemson’s attack
That’s constant, come h3ll or high water.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot bashing and GSU meddlings fwiw)


Sep 12, 2018, 1:55 PM

The GSU threat is ho-hum.
They’re not just an FCS bum,
But they’re pretty tame.
It’s kinda the same
As Diet Coke - drunk and not yum.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot bashing and GSU meddlings fwiw)


Sep 12, 2018, 10:08 PM

Go tell your androgynous spooner,
“They moved up the game to a nooner!
I need your soft touch
To handle this much
Abuse, and I now need you sooner!”



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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot bashing and GSU meddlings fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 6:17 AM

That backside is ‘bout to get cut -
The moment you say, “Down, set, hut,”
You’ve reached your best ceiling.
That uneasy feeling
Is fear of red marks on yo’ butt.

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Sep 13, 2018, 6:35 AM

I did a quick Eagle exam
(Checked head, neck, and brain) and said, “Ma’am,”
I try to be formal,
But this just ain’t normal -
A flat line encephalogram.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroencephalography

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Encephalogram in a limerick??


Sep 15, 2018, 10:13 AM

Even if the rest of it sucked, which it didn’t, that’s worth a point by itself...

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Sep 13, 2018, 6:35 AM

and the coots suck
and we'll curb stomp Ga St or Ga Southern whichever team shows up

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Sep 13, 2018, 8:12 AM

In one way, this storm has been handy –
The Coots get a bye week. That’s Grand-y.
They’ll focus their prep
And double each rep
To weather the storm that is Vandy.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 1:04 PM

Let’s take up a little collection
To soften Statesboro’s dejection -
Some two-dollar greenbacks
For these wannabe hacks,
All Tiger-paw stamped to perfection.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 1:13 PM

I know, I know it's difficult for Tigers fans and the Hurricane threat is your only salvation. But after Saturday, you'll understand who the real GSU is and about. GEORGIA SOUTHERN.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 5:14 PM

It’s up for a bit of debate,
But I think the thing I’ll most hate
This weekend will be
The smell (wait and see).
I don’t want to smell Georgia State.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 5:41 PM

Looks like this here game just might happen!
All flags will be starched and a flappin’.
They’ll run down that hill,
We’ll take home 1 mil,
And at the end be the only ones clappin’!

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Sep 13, 2018, 5:50 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]

I’ve grown weary of your trash talk and such.
If you truly think the Tigers so clutch,
You wouldn’t be so worried,
Posting limericks so flurried.
Methinks thou doth protest too much!

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Sep 13, 2018, 6:54 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]

I think I’ll forego any more chat
In this outdated, old timey format.
I’m done with the tedium
Of this archaic medium.
Just know this: you’ll know soon we’re no doormat!

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Sep 13, 2018, 8:21 PM

I hate you’ll abandon the verse -
Your poetry’s rhythmic and terse!
You do it will skill,
More than your team will
When failing at winning. They’re worse.

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Sep 14, 2018, 11:09 AM

OK, just a couple more . . .

You Tigers got ‘##### on your brains.
However, despite wind and rain,
We’ll show in Death Valley,
Hell, we’ll play in an alley,
And we’ll bring that 3-option pain!

On the coast they’ve all tied down their docks,
While you guys sit rubbing some rock.
It’s a common refrain,
But explain-again,
Y’all’s unhealthy obsession with ‘#####!

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Sep 13, 2018, 7:46 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]

Tigers around here seem so mad
Likely they never knew their dad.
“Necks” like pencils
And a board full of incels
This weekend GS will be your Chad.

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Sep 13, 2018, 7:46 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]

Tigers around here seem so mad
Likely they never knew their dad.
“Necks” like pencils
And a board full of incels
This weekend GS will be your Chad.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 8:31 PM

Nah, dawg - we ain’ mad. We jes ready.
We rockin’, we rollin’, we steady.
Deez boys is about,
Game in and game out,
Jes showin’ folks who is dey daddy.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 7:49 PM

It may be hard for us to get motivated,
For unlike the coots, the Eagles aren't hated!
Don't take 'em lightly,
It will get unsightly,
And the Eagles will go home, feeling inebriated

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 7:59 PM

This is just more of the same
Inebriated is how we leave every game.
No matter the score
We won’t be a bore
Just don’t expect us to be tame.

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Sep 14, 2018, 8:21 AM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]

lugubriated?

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 8:01 PM

Georgia Southern comes in with nothing to lose
And their fans are yacking like rednecks full of booze.
Reality soon sets in,
As our Tigers romp again,
And those Eagles go home singing the Statesboro Blues.

(Just a nod to the greatest thing ever to come out of the state of Georgia, the Allman Brothers Band!)

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Sep 13, 2018, 8:14 PM

There once was a team from Atlanta
With a fan known as GSUsTALON.
Georgia State isn't bad
Though their fans are mad
They might need an extra dose of Mylanta.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 8:25 PM

Huh? Pretty lame even for an Alabama reject.

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It's hard to rhyme with Atlanta.


Sep 13, 2018, 10:01 PM

It is too bad your school isn't from a place more conducive to rhyming prose.

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Re: It's hard to rhyme with Atlanta.


Sep 13, 2018, 11:02 PM


It is too bad your school isn't from a place more conducive to rhyming prose.




So you are good at nursery rhymes?

Tell us more G-State law student.

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Sep 13, 2018, 11:05 PM [ in reply to It's hard to rhyme with Atlanta. ]


It is too bad your school isn't from a place more conducive to rhyming prose.




So you are good at nursery rhymes?

Tell us more G-State law student.

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Sep 13, 2018, 8:28 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]

You tried to no avail
Your limerick was a fail
Learn the rule
Or look like a fool
And run and tuck your tiger tail

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Sep 13, 2018, 10:59 PM [ in reply to Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw) ]


There once was a team from Atlanta
With a fan known as GSUsTALON.
Georgia State isn't bad
Though their fans are mad
They might need an extra dose of Mylanta.




The Judge goes to Georgia State law.

Knows nothing about football or the Tiger Paw.



His favoret offense is the "DDCRO'

THe same as the panthers use,

and they are pretenders too


Just like any fool that thinks

that G-State is the Real GSU.


No it doesnt follow the format, but...........................

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 9:58 PM

Losing to the Tigers, that's really no shame
It seems to happen in most all their games!
Have mercy on GSU
The'll have no clue
Staying within 30 will be their claim to fame!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 10:14 PM

Those Georgia Southern Eagles think they are something
But when they leave town, we will just be chuckling
No match for our boys
We'll quieten their noise
Those poor Eagles are nothing but ugly ducklings!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 13, 2018, 11:07 PM

Your almost right about one thing. Georgia Southern doesn't think their something, They Know there something. And the kittie cats will will remember they played "GEORGIA SOUTHERN" come Saturday. Providing you won't escape through the Hurricane.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 14, 2018, 12:01 AM

Do these Eagles fans really think they have a chance?
For sure, that is a highly unlikely circumstance!
They're taking their hits
Tigers giving them fits
Now they are just wandering around in a trance!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 14, 2018, 1:16 PM

Just heard a great talk by Coach Bates.
It seems to me, right out the gates,
Our defense will CRUSH
The Georgia State rush.
Your stifling beatdown awaits!

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 14, 2018, 6:04 PM

Calling us State won’t embellish you,
Nor will this hurricane’s hellish stew.
The Eagles will rally
versus Tigers in Death Valley.
**checks schedule** . . . are we playing LSU?

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 15, 2018, 9:09 AM

Those Tigahs are coached by a muppet -
Ed Orgeron says, “NDDFULR GFUPPIT.”
This Death Valley road
Is often back-towed
In sorrow by those who come up it.

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Re: GSU WEEK LIMERICKS (includes Coot degradation and GSU desperation fwiw)


Sep 15, 2018, 10:08 AM

The weather in Clemson is really quite balmy
But those coot fans say we shouldn't play in a tsunami
Mind your own business
Your program's just a mess
And maybe they should just run back home to mommy!

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