A teacher told her 6th grade class she was a Gamecock fan and asked how many of them were Gamecock fans. All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn’t raise his hand. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm a Clemson fan." The teacher asked him why he's a Clemson fan. Johnny answered, "Well, my mom's a Clemson fan and my dad's a Clemson fan, so I'm a Clemson fan." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny replied, "That would make me a Gamecock fan."