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Heisman Winner [137807]
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What do you call this?
Feb 17, 2021, 8:31 AM
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Coat rack, right? 19She told me on Monday she got a new "hall tree". I had to ask her to repeat it at least 4 times, because I've never heard those two words used together. Apparently, that's what her family called it growing up. I don't believe her. I'm pretty sure I'm old enough that I've heard all of the stupid regional names for common household items by this point in my life.
"Hall Tree". GTFOWT.
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Dill Doe
Feb 17, 2021, 8:33 AM
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anything's a dilldoe if you're brave enough.
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Re: Dill Doe
Feb 17, 2021, 8:42 AM
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Re: Dill Doe
Feb 17, 2021, 8:45 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Paige no!!!***
Feb 17, 2021, 10:37 AM
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Heisman Winner [135504]
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My Indiana farm girl wife says hall tree.
Feb 17, 2021, 8:41 AM
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I always let it slide because she grew up in a third world country, and all.
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Hey, this is interesting.
Feb 17, 2021, 8:55 AM
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Pigs of Indiana farm girl?
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Lot o points [155706]
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Based on all RH has told us about her, I believe this
Feb 17, 2021, 9:00 AM
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is accurate, because she has to be a Saint.
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Oculus Spirit [85166]
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Coat rack
Feb 17, 2021, 8:42 AM
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Mama had one in her beauty shop in the 1990s.
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Oculus Spirit [85166]
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Also, be pretty dumb to put it in the hall
Feb 17, 2021, 8:44 AM
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The amount of space in a hall is minimal already.
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maybe for YOU,
Feb 17, 2021, 10:39 AM
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...peasant.
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BIG HOUSE LONG HALL-WAYS GOT 10 BAFFROOMZ
Feb 17, 2021, 10:58 AM
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I CAN SHID ALL DAY!!!!!!!
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Re: What do you call this?
Feb 17, 2021, 8:48 AM
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This belongs in the "what's the whitest thing you do" thread from yesterday.
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Lot o points [155706]
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There is such a thing as a hall tree
Feb 17, 2021, 8:49 AM
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but it's an actual piece of furniture that serves the same purpose.
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That makes even less sense. At least a coat rack
Feb 17, 2021, 8:54 AM
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looks vaguely like a tree.
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Lot o points [155706]
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You're really hung up on this, and yet
Feb 17, 2021, 8:56 AM
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you just let it pass on by that Formica countertops actually contain no mica.
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coat tree***
Feb 17, 2021, 8:58 AM
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Coat rack, hall tree. Let her call it what she wants.
Feb 17, 2021, 9:01 AM
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And let her call it that when she returns it. Looks like shittt, waste of money. Like, I'm sure you guys wear a TON of coats or halls or whatevs in your part of the state.
Better yet, tell her to return it then come home for a REAL explanation between a coat rack and a hall tree. I'm thinking this is PRIME TIME for you to exert your dominance and treat her how she really wants to be treated.
Then proceed to sport banging. Whilst at it, rename a position "hall tree" and another "coat rack". Make her repeat the names out loud. Give her a good open hand slap on datass and tell her to SAY IT AGAIN LOUDER FOR DADDY.
YW. Now that I think about it, I should probably be a couples therapist.
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With all due respect, and I mean with ALL DUE RESPECT
Feb 17, 2021, 9:18 AM
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your wife is an idiot.
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Helicopter your divk, and tell her it's the bedroom tree
Feb 17, 2021, 10:19 AM
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the next time she calls it that.
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It's a hall tree***
Feb 17, 2021, 10:24 AM
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It looks like a hall tree to me***
Feb 17, 2021, 10:24 AM
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Coat rack***
Feb 17, 2021, 10:39 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Looks like a snake holder to me
Feb 17, 2021, 10:41 AM
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That's where I'd hang up dead snakes.
I find it funny your house didn't come with a coat closet. Was it made circa 1850?
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