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Legend [16362]
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CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 9:34 AM
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I truly cannot think of any
Scenario where y’all could win-y.
The Terps owned your game,
And we’ll do the same,
Except you won’t score quite as many.
https://www.ncaa.com/game/3785459
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 10:55 AM
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Your dome might be useful at night -
The backdrop, less dark and more light,
Is better for vision
While passing precision
From Trevor rains down from its height.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 11:03 AM
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They’re known as the “Orange” now, guys.
“The Orangemen” wasn’t as wise,
Since their football creatures
Have feminine features
Like small hands and child-birthing thighs.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2019, 1:54 PM
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I hate to beat on a dead horse,
But Clemson has charted a course
For top of the heap,
So read ‘em and weep -
You’re gonna get steamrolled by force.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 6:51 AM
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You might think you’ve witnessed some spooks!
Phantasms with flashes and jukes
Will wind through your D!
You’ll just barely see
The dust of Mellusi and Dukes.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 7:42 AM
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Your dome will be buzzing inside
With high school gymnasium pride.
Some mommies and daddies,
A few Yankee laddies,
And donors still proud that you tried.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 7:56 AM
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Y’all sure bring a lot to the table:
A team that is wholly inable,
A fat, orange blob
Who riles up your mob,
And dome-talk that’s riddled with fable.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 8:29 AM
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You pop-slurpin’ cream-of-wheat Yanks
Are gonna be wailing your thanks
When three- and four-deeps
Fold y’all up in heaps
Instead of our huge human tanks.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 9:51 PM
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We have to be mentally tough,
‘Cause playing the ‘Cuse can be rough
On top-talent players,
Who, being obeyers,
Score too much too quickly and stuff.
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110%er [9654]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 10:30 PM
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A poet, who would know it?
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2019, 10:51 PM
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I’m not quite a poet, per se -
I just always look for a way
To ridicule teams
By dignified means
Instead of just saying they’re ghey.
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Letterman [276]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 12:10 AM
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Sweatin', sweatin', sweatin' cause you got no A/C
Come game time we'll be ready as can be.
So make sure you play nice.
The big 'ol Orange will be rolling around,
as your team we so brutally pound.
Hoping yer sno cones don't taste like doo-doo ice.
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All-In [40864]
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Roses are red and the coots may be whack but
Sep 11, 2019, 4:10 AM
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sarahcuse sux
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 7:49 AM
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Your school’s big aluminum can
Had no air conditioning plan
When it was first built,
And now there’s much guilt
For Carrier backing y’all, man.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 1:28 PM
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I’m eating some Southern pulled pork
(It’s heaven piled up on my fork)
And just wondering:
Is there anything
That’s good about Upstate New York?
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Varsity [232]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 7:11 PM
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There once were some Orangemen from Cuse,
Whose team endured Turtle abuse.
They waited a week,
For the win that they seek,
But that dream proved rather obtuse.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 8:31 PM
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Hey quasi-Canadian drunks -
What happens when Dino’s plan flunks?
Delirium tremens
Plus Isaiah Simmons
Means y’all got a case of the clunks...
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All-TigerNet [10786]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2019, 10:37 PM
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Once in New York they had the Bambino,
Now in Syracuse they have a Dino,
But the Orange have a problem,
When they're beat them like a drum,
And the Tiger victory is divino!
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1st Rounder [609]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2019, 7:38 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We are going to beat the crap outta you!!
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2019, 7:53 AM
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Implosion is guaranteed thine.
You’ll line up nigh specimens fine
And impotent be.
We’ll all get to see
Your failburger eaten with whine.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2019, 1:59 PM
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Why can’t y’all pronounce your own name?
Does English just not work the same
Up there in the snow?
Perhaps I should go
Put sairup on waffles? How lame.
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Violent Death to 'Cuse
Sep 12, 2019, 2:04 PM
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TIGERS SQUEEZE THE JUICE !!!!!!!!!!
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2019, 6:39 AM
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The dome might start out pretty crunk,
But once y’all give up a huge chunk
Of yardage and point,
You’ll leave your own joint
Once fans can see how bad you’ve stunk.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2019, 7:45 AM
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Throw open the doors of the dome!
Our Tigers, with fine tooth-ed comb
(More like a filleter),
Will sift ev’ry player,
Expose them, and take vict’ry home.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2019, 9:10 AM
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Though y’all will get flicked on your kiester,
You’re not ACC’s little seester.
With Pitt and BC,
You’re still gonna be
The champs of our conference Nor’easter.
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