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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 14, 2020, 7:58 AM

They don’t often headline big thrillers,
And, Lord knows, they aren’t good punt drillers (!),
But give ‘em their due!
They‘re one of the two
Most capable in-state Coot killers!

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 8:24 AM

C I T A D E L
Lets beat the Dog's down like
# e ! !
Send them back to the coast
with their mascot looking like a piece
of toast!

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 12:35 PM

Keep up with the Citadel much?
They love their knob-hazing and such,
So they should respect
Our plan to reject
Their pleas to “let up” and “not touch.”

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 12:43 PM

The Citadel Now There Is A School
Who Hopes The FB Team Will Be Cool
They Play Clemson Next Week
A Big Win They Do Seek
But The Tigers Will Make Them all Drool!

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 1:15 PM

After an opening loss to Scott and the Bulls,
The Citadel comes to Clemson their anticipation full.
The teams will be ready,
Clemson's course will remain steady,
The visitors trip home will not be delightful.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 2:02 PM

The Bulldogs will show up to bite,
But they will find Saturday night
To be a bit taxing.
With starters relaxing,
We’ll send out the 3rd string to fight.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 5:27 PM

They say that the field may be wet
From all of the rain that we‘ll get.
If side-to-side cuts
Cause slipping and ruts,
We might have to pass more. We’re set!

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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 14, 2020, 7:40 PM

The announcers will be "Looogs", Wood and Shroff.
They'll surely praise, not daring to scoff.
As Joseph runs deep
Chuck-town Dawgs do weep
While our "Mane Man" drops the dime aloft..

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 15, 2020, 9:16 AM

The blue bulldogs are coming again
To the Valley, where they're hoping to win
That sounds like a hoot
But we ain't the Coots
We will massacre them in the end

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 15, 2020, 10:52 AM

Take sev’ral traditions that bore ya,
Add militaristic euphoria,
Plus athletes who try
But don’t rate that high -
That’s basically Citadel for ya.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 15, 2020, 3:27 PM

Meanwhile, to our north-by-northwest,
The great Ryan Day doth protest
His conf’rence’s stance -
The Bucks have no chance
To meet and get beat by the best!

It’s for th31r own g00d, y’all...

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 15, 2020, 9:09 PM

Attention! You corps of cadets!
You’re slated to settle your debts
And serve Uncle Sam!
This PT exam
Adversity’s gold standard sets!

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The bulldogs will give it their best,


Sep 15, 2020, 9:29 PM

But they'll go down in defeat like the rest.
They'll try for a gain,
But will only get pain,
And their whipping will be hard to digest.

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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 15, 2020, 9:42 PM

Summerall Guards, a silent drill platoon,
Makes most who try resemble a cartoon.
They will not be here
As Covid is near.
Maybe they'll share their precision soon?

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 16, 2020, 6:36 AM

Death Valley is where we will meet ‘em.
It’s not just that we’re gonna beat ‘em -
We’ll tender their fat more
And pound ‘em out flat for
The Oculus. It’s gonna eat ‘em!

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 16, 2020, 2:03 PM

Oh goodie! Here comes the Big 10!
They’re gonna play football again!
Their darlings, the Nuts,
Will soon get their butts
Shellacked. Their resolve’s paper thin.

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Roses are Red and El Cid has no luck


Sep 16, 2020, 2:05 PM

and they suck
and they are ghey
squared

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 16, 2020, 2:17 PM

I guess their whole year’s not a goner?
There’s not a consistent thread on ‘er!
Disparate responses!
Their conf’rence ensconces
Itself in ideals, but not honor.

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There once were some bulldawgs from Charleston,


Sep 16, 2020, 4:37 PM

Who had grilled some chickens to carbon.
But when the came to the Upstate,
They met a very diff'rent fate,
Now they were the victims of arson.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 16, 2020, 5:10 PM

A Citadel player named Gus
Put up an incredible fuss
On hearing that we
Opponents would be -
He’s too scared to get on the bus.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 17, 2020, 4:58 PM

You’d like to show up with a bang
And do a miraculous thang,
But don’t get excited.
Although you‘re invited,
No team in the country can hang…

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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 17, 2020, 5:57 PM

Down the Hill we will Streak with a swag,
Their strength, their speed behind us does lag.
Defeat will be quick
The pups will be sick,
They'll depart with a money filled bag.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 18, 2020, 6:41 AM

The skies have ceased dumping their water,
The summer has ceased being hotter,
And now it comes due
For Bulldogs in blue
To turn into Oculus fodder.

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 18, 2020, 7:01 AM

The Bucks are their darling for sure.
Their motives for Playoff aren’t pure,
But if they get in,
They’ll wish they had been
At home waiting out COVID’s cure...

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 18, 2020, 1:21 PM

I still can’t believe it’s this way,
But Gamechickens won’t have to pay
Their suck-dues this year,
So we’re gonna steer
Another direction, Coach Day...

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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)


Sep 18, 2020, 5:29 PM

It’s not a huge reach to conceive
That Bulldog footspeed might achieve
A greater velocity
Than those high-viscosity
Buckeyes, from whom glory we thieve...

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