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A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 6:09 AM
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Perhaps, if your “12th Man” could play,
You might, then, be able to say,
“We handled their D.”
Eleven won’t be
Enough to keep Clelin at bay.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 6:18 AM
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Tigers head for College Station, licking their chops
But watch out for Jimbo, he's a slick ole fox!
When our D starts to roll,
It's something to behold!
And soon old Jimbo will be looking for the Maalox!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 7:24 AM
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At kickoff the 12th man will seem so mighty
Then the final whistle sounds and it’s #tigersby90
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 6:32 AM
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Our fav’rite is chicken, home-style,
But Tigers get hungry at Kyle
For Aggie filets -
It’s okay some days
To eat red meat once in a while.
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There once was a team from College Station
Sep 4, 2018, 6:39 AM
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Who experienced the ultimate in frustration.
When Clemson came to town, the Tigers gave them a frown.
The fans exhibited class while Clemson kicked their team's a$$.
It was not a day in which A&M would overachieve but at least they could chant SEC!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 6:39 AM
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With fear and with quiet sobriety,
Coach Fisher’s impassioned impiety
Gets traded for dread.
He knows that they’re dead
And heading for shamed notoriety!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 7:09 AM
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Ole Jimbos the new guy in town
But the Tigers are the best around
Their mascot is a dog used for herding cattle
Our Tigers will be ready for battle
We're gonna stomp those Aggies into the ground
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 6:45 AM
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When Jimbo’s neck veins start to swell,
Somebody be ready to tell
The first paramedic,
“Sympathomimetic
Response - he’s frustrated as h3ll.”
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 6:53 AM
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Well, first he divorces his wife,
Then leaves the best job of his life,
So what happens now?
Coach Jim-broken Vow
Gets carved with an Etienne knife!
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Roses are Red and
Sep 4, 2018, 6:54 AM
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A&M sucks
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 8:03 AM
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The 12th Man’s a noisy ol’ bunch,
But we’ll hear an audible crunch
When Dex gets to Mond -
His soles will de-bond!
Our D-line eats QBs for lunch.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 10:14 AM
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Ole’ Jimbo moved from F.S.U.
to College Station, to renew
his winning ways, long gone.
He really is a con.
Oh Ags, look out, he'll screw you, too!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 10:36 AM
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Little Jim you can run but not hide
From that deep gnawing feeling inside
You know Clemson is coming
On your Mond we'll be drumming
Guess our only true test is The Tide.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 1:11 PM
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Prospective Coach Fisher recruits:
Please know he likes putting on boots
And fleeing a team
When he sees the gleam
Of cash in the BOT’s suits.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 2:01 PM
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Hey Jimbo, I just wouldn’t risk it -
Make sure you buy Mond some good brisket
To comfort your boy
While our guys enjoy
Clod-knockin’ him back on his biscuit.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 8:08 PM
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Let’s take up a little collection
For Jimbo’s cerebral infection.
The proceeds will go to
Those players and staff who
Were harmed by his Tally defection.
And believe me, after watching last night, them boys wuz some kinda harmed.
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lol....you should post this one over on Warchant...
Sep 4, 2018, 10:35 PM
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I suspect you'd get a lot of comments!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 9:39 PM
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You can say what you want about ole Jimbo,
But he took off for Texas, got the big dough!
But he can't deliver
Tigers make him shiver
And Dabo's boys deliver the deathblow!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 10:05 PM
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The Tigers are headed to the Lone Star state
To take on the Aggies and we cant' wait!
Smack those Aggies down,
Put them in the ground,
Once again, Jimbo suffers a familiar fate!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 10:16 PM
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Ole Jimbo headed out to the SEC West,
Trying to escape the ACC's best
But lo and behold!
The truth be told!
Dabo wins again,and Jimbo is depressed!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 10:31 PM
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With the likes of Clelan, Christian and Big Dex,
We won't even miss the Boulware suplex!
Even the Aggie's 12th man
Can't keep these Tigers in hand!
Watching our boys smack the Aggies is almost better than sex!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 10:41 PM
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There once was a man from College Station
Who thought he took the best job in the nation
His name was Jimbo
His team was bad though
And gave Clemson what felt like a vacation
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2018, 11:19 PM
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For he is a jolly good fellow
A song no one ever sung for Jimbo
Oh, how I just can't wait to see
Them choke like chickens in the State of redmeat
TAMU softer than Jello
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 4:15 AM
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“Tamu” - isn’t that the big whale
That does Sea World tricks with its tail?
It’s pretty durn fitting
Since we all are getting
To watch Aggies flounder and fail.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 6:23 AM
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Come eight o’clock Saturday night,
You’ll say, “You know, somethin’ ain’t right -
Our fan base exploded,
Our stadium’s loaded,
So why is it so awf’lly quiet?”
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 8:10 AM
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Hey, go grab a cheerleader guy -
The one that makes Aggie girls fly.
He’ll boost your receiver
(Your best ball retriever) -
He’ll almost jump “Tee Higgins” high.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 9:49 AM
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When hundreds of thousands of folks
Go dormant as A&M chokes,
I’ll bet we all see
The reality
Of whether or not Jimbo smokes.
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“We handled their D.”
Sep 5, 2018, 11:17 AM
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LOL
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Re: “We handled their D.”
Sep 5, 2018, 1:23 PM
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In view of the A&M Oline’s inability to offer protection, I do not advise that they attempt to handle our D in any way.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 1:52 PM
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I don’t think this problem will plague us,
But looks like the points spread from Vegas
Does not quite account
The shocking amount
Of pain when Dex ear-holes your tragus.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragus_(ear)
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 8:36 PM
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Hey Aggies, I’ll tell you a story
Of fear and of danger and glory -
The glory is ours
(Superior pow’rs),
And y’all get the dread, angst, and worry.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 9:16 PM
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Though BuzzPaw won’t further recount it,
You know he’s still working around it.
The soci’path way
Won’t fade in a day -
Gag orders can’t really surmount it.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 11:02 PM
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Some rain, perhaps, in College Station?
By far, the most precipitation
Won’t fall from the skies -
It’s from Jimbo’s eyes
While Tigers do Aggie predation.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2018, 11:23 PM
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Enjoy!! These may be gone next week
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 6:22 AM
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So what if the rain makes Kyle soggy?
You’re still gettin’ whupped like a doggy.
We’ll watch through the mist
Your chances all pissed
Away as you drop a big loggy.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 6:47 AM
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A sad, inexplicable tale:
This great, unequivocal fail
Abides at Kyle Field,
‘Cause y’all always yield
When top-ranked opponents assail.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 6:54 AM
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Down in the old College Station,
Aggies await with much trepidation!
Tigers are in town,
Jimbo's wearing a frown,
As he sadly witnesses an Aggie castration!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 7:08 AM
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Jimbo ran to Texas, for a big pile of cash,
The Aggie fans are hoping for a big splash!
But the Tigers came to town,
Now Jimbo's wearing a frown,
He doesn't have the horses to win this clash!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 7:26 AM
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While our offense may start somewhat Laggy,
It won't be because of an Aggie,
but once we get started,
Jimbo and team will feel sharted,
and leave 104 thousand faces saggy!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 7:23 AM
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Jimbo went to Texas, but he can't escape
The wrath of Dabo, it's a common fate.
He knows his duds
Can't beat our studs
The Tigers are superior, there is no debate!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2018, 12:42 PM
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An upset would be so dramatic!
The SEC would be ecstatic!
One problem I see:
There’s not gonna be
An upset. Was that too dogmatic?
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2018, 9:19 AM
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Tomorrow, the toss-coin gets hurled
With lights on and banners unfurled,
Then everyone views
As Tigers abuse
The saddest 12th man in the world.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2018, 11:21 AM
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Cadets, start rehearsing your yelling,
But know, when our offense is gelling,
Our side of the score
Gon’ have a lot more -
Like Reveille’s turds, you’ll be smelling.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2018, 10:29 PM
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The Aggie QB was feeling so much pain
He thought he'd been hit with a Harley chain.
But say no more
It's the Tiger's front four
Running over the Aggies like a big freight train!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2018, 10:47 PM
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I’m worried about A&M -
There’s somethin’ not right about them.
Their yelling rehearsal
Is such a reversal -
Their prospects for loudness are grim.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2018, 9:37 AM
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Now the Game Day guys have joined the fray
Let's hope ole Corso picks A and M today!
But we've never cared
Our Tigers aren't scared
We just can't wait for this game to get underway!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2018, 10:15 AM
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A neighborhood Aggie said, “Gig ‘em.”
I said, “Unless referees rig ‘em,
This game will turn out
For Clemson, no doubt,
Just like all the rest, and I dig ‘em.”
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