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Quick story, too funny not to share...
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Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 11:49 AM

I was in line at Subway wearing my Clemson gear when the punk behind the counter said, "Clemson fan, huh?". Well I knew where this was going, so I replied, "Yeah, pretty obvious I'm a winner and you aren't... let me guess, you're a lamecock?" Well, I knew I got him good b/c a dad with his family in line behind me had on a Clemson hat, and he didn't even jump in to help make fun of the looser b/c he saw I had the situation under control. Then I told the punk chicken fan that he was lucky Dabo was our coach b/c if not, the score could have easily been 100-0. Then I told him that I wanted extra mustard on my sandwich, and he better make it right b/c if he lost this job he prolly couldn't get another being a coot and all. He apologized and said he was working this job to save money for college, and I said who cares.

Lol, too easy.




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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


And then what happened?***


Dec 11, 2017, 11:52 AM



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Aspiring member of the TigerNet Sewer Dwellers


And then she realized it was just another lame


Dec 11, 2017, 12:12 PM

Frances Marion story.

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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 11:52 AM

Sounds like you need to take Dabo's advice about winning with class and losing with class.

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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 11:58 AM

We all know FM is a well-known satire writer.

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Why would I need a course on losing with class?


Dec 11, 2017, 12:55 PM [ in reply to Re: Quick story, too funny not to share... ]

When’s the last time we lost?




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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


You're a meanie***


Dec 11, 2017, 11:53 AM



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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 11:53 AM

Scavage!

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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 11:53 AM

man, that was a real kneeslapper. you sure told that coot a thing or 2.

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You should have seen the look on his face!***


Dec 11, 2017, 11:55 AM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Can you attempt to recreate that look for us?


Dec 11, 2017, 12:16 PM

That will really make your story 'pop'

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Re: Can you attempt to recreate that look for us?


Dec 11, 2017, 4:37 PM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...why Subway?


Dec 11, 2017, 11:57 AM

he cant ask you about frys when working there

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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 12:01 PM

ain't real, FM doesn't like mustard.

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Sadly


Dec 11, 2017, 12:10 PM

Francis Marion can't cut the mustard!

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null


I don't know FM, seems a lot of time wasted on the help.***


Dec 11, 2017, 12:16 PM



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haha, if was me I would have bought the store and fired him,


Dec 11, 2017, 12:18 PM

because I am a very powerful and important business man.

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misspelled used to be . . .


Dec 11, 2017, 12:29 PM

we all know your career took a dive ever since the scrotum on the Xerox debacle of 2014.

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Re: haha, if was me I would have bought the store and fired him,


Dec 11, 2017, 3:37 PM [ in reply to haha, if was me I would have bought the store and fired him, ]

I knew you were the very first post of yours I ever read

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I knew I shouldn't have read this...


Dec 11, 2017, 12:18 PM

I almost died from LOL'ing out loud

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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...


Dec 11, 2017, 12:27 PM

noting has changed. Haven't been on TNET much and FM still posting BS! :)

Good day everyone!

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Is this even real?


Dec 11, 2017, 12:28 PM

seems made up

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


bruh....you savage af***


Dec 11, 2017, 12:29 PM



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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


Is this real?***


Dec 11, 2017, 12:29 PM



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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...***


Dec 11, 2017, 12:37 PM





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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


SMDH FAM CALL THE LOCAL BURN CENTER***


Dec 11, 2017, 12:39 PM



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Question ... Did you get regular white bread or one


Dec 11, 2017, 12:41 PM

of those fancy shmancy artisan breads ?

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Fake news


Dec 11, 2017, 1:00 PM

guys can't make sandwiches

You should have done a 360 and walked out

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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...***


Dec 11, 2017, 2:13 PM





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"Because at the end of the game, everyone knew that they weren’t that much better than us or better than us at all."


Your bad AF bro!***


Dec 11, 2017, 3:41 PM



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yep***


Dec 11, 2017, 4:04 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


^^^^obvious thread bump is obvious


Dec 11, 2017, 4:18 PM

point ho@r

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wrong.***


Dec 11, 2017, 4:57 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


GWP's not going to like you working his corner...


Dec 11, 2017, 4:33 PM [ in reply to yep*** ]

slut.

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.... and I'll respond to your comment a little later.***


Dec 11, 2017, 4:58 PM



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


I’m back to address your comments.***


Dec 11, 2017, 9:09 PM [ in reply to GWP's not going to like you working his corner... ]



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Well that was exciting...I think...


Dec 11, 2017, 5:12 PM

Okay, I got bored and didn't read it all.

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TigerMaul told me you hit him with your change purse before


Dec 11, 2017, 5:24 PM

you sachet-ed away.

Is that true.

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Hope it wasn't homemade mustard..***


Dec 11, 2017, 6:34 PM



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Just remember not to make folks working with your food


Dec 11, 2017, 9:13 PM

really upset. I guess since it was a Subway you could keep a close eye on him though. Now , if he had been a fry cook with his head hanging over the griddle....

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