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CU Medallion [54758]
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Prop bets:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:29 PM
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1. How Fast will I drive home from work? O/U 74mph
2. How long after I get home do the kids get their first dose of benadryl?
3a. SheGUAR doesn't have any beer. Do I let her run in to Publix on the way home?
3b. Do I wait for her to get out?
4. How many pant/shorts changes do I go thru throughout the course of the game?
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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Re: Prop bets:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:33 PM
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1. I'll take the over
2. 17 minutes, gotta take a nervous (unsuccesful) dump first.
3a. Yes, she knows you well enough to select top shelf Miller High Life
3b. No, never wait on her to do anything, shows weakness, especially in the bed
4. 3 pair of pants/shorts but only one pair of nasty sweaty undies.
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All-In [38514]
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Re: Prop bets:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:33 PM
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1. Over
2. 2 minutes
3a. Yes
3b. Yes, if you want beer. If not, I'l pick her up, drink the beer, and ##### her.
4. 12
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Re: Prop bets:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:35 PM
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1. Over
2. You'll call on the way home, and have them take a couple of swigs before you get there. Then you dose them when you arrive.
3a. Yes, after the handy-j and butty-f.
3b. No.
4. Sit nude in a plastic kiddie pool until SheGAUR returns with adult diapers.
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All-In [38514]
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My prop bet:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:38 PM
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How many times will I curse in front of my kids? O/U 78
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CU Medallion [54758]
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definitely over
Jan 11, 2016, 3:41 PM
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also, and maybe this wasn't clear to you morans...SheGUAR doesn't have beer.
I do. But she, like tdrake, doesn't like IPA or other manly beers
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All-In [38514]
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She sounds like she has good taste.
Jan 11, 2016, 3:49 PM
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I'm more critical of people who only drink IPAs more than IPAs in general.
Don't let her buy the pretzel beer.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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re:lated
Jan 11, 2016, 3:50 PM
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i bought a sam adams IPA sampler case from Costco...there was a Belgian IPA in it
it was neither good nor bad.
you may like it.
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All-In [38514]
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I tend to like Belgian IPAs, White IPAs, and Grapefruit IPAs
Jan 11, 2016, 3:58 PM
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Really any IPA that has flavors other than hops. My complaint with IPAs are the ones that are nothing but hops. I do buy, drink, and enjoy IPAs. It just won't be the first thing I go for.
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you had black or red yet?***
Jan 11, 2016, 4:01 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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in that same sampler was a Sam Adams Red IPA
Jan 11, 2016, 4:11 PM
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was my least favorite of the bunch
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Yes, I like it.
Jan 11, 2016, 4:34 PM
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More importantly I can pick it up in a 12 with their Saison.
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Joonyer is coming to watch with me.
Jan 11, 2016, 4:20 PM
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He curses almost as well as I do. I have a little better capacity for stringing together expletives in a more rhythmic patter though.
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Are you more of an iambic pentameter curser?***
Jan 11, 2016, 4:37 PM
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Re: Prop bets:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:39 PM
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1. I would recommend that you obey the posted speed limit. Speeding not only endangers you but everyone else on the road.
2. Providing drugs to anyone under the age of 18 for purposes other than what the drug is intended for is illegal.
3a. In this day and age, women should be viewed as equals and not objects that simply wait on men hand and foot.
3b. See 3a.
4. Uncontrollable IBS is a serious condition and perhaps you should consult a doctor instead of watching a meaningless game.
Just kidding, but seriously:
1. 100mph.
2. Tell kids they are adopted and put them in the backyard, locking door behind you.
3a. Why wouldn't she have beer.
3b. Get BeeJay.
4. Go nude and put down tarp.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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at first I was all like, 'prod scok?'
Jan 11, 2016, 3:43 PM
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and then I was like 'ooooh'.
and I like the tarp idea better than the kiddy pool idea (tho i DID chortle, CS02)...because I've got a 20'x20' tarp, and kiddie pools are out of season.....20'x20' should cover it, right?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Probably not.***
Jan 11, 2016, 4:23 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Re: Prop bets:
Jan 11, 2016, 3:42 PM
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> 1. How Fast will I drive home from work? O/U 74mph
You're a poosay if you aren't doing at least 85
> 2. How long after I get home do the kids get their
> first dose of benadryl?
Heroin
> 3a. SheGUAR doesn't have any beer. Do I let her run
> in to Publix on the way home?
Don't see why this is your problem
> 3b. Do I wait for her to get out?
What? Do you carpool with your wife?
> 4. How many pant/shorts changes do I go thru
> throughout the course of the game?
Don't wear any
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CU Medallion [54758]
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3b: yes, we work at the same place
Jan 11, 2016, 3:45 PM
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carpool half the time....today is juan of those days
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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So bathroom time truly is your only "you" time.***
Jan 11, 2016, 3:50 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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we work at the same place
Jan 11, 2016, 3:51 PM
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but not together.
I rarely see her from the time we walk in to the time we walk out.
this is by design.
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Heisman Winner [105581]
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You ever meat up in the bathroom and bust a N on her T and A
Jan 11, 2016, 3:55 PM
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or is that only reserved for McLovin?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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weight...
Jan 11, 2016, 3:58 PM
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Me & McLovin??
or SheGUAR and McLovin?
yes, either way
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Pretty cool of you to post pics of the end results. I'm a
Jan 11, 2016, 4:00 PM
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huge Cartophile.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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maps? you like maps?***
Jan 11, 2016, 4:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I do. Especially of island chains***
Jan 11, 2016, 4:13 PM
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