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My walk on the other side of life Part 1
May 26, 2020, 12:32 PM
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Got to see how rich people live for a few days while at the beach. Here are my observations:
Backstory: Electrical engineer allowed my family to stay in their beach condo in a gated community (security guard and everything) for Memorial day weekend. Easily a 1 mil condo.
1. Rich people love to run. Every morning looked like the Boston Marathon. They had their Nike gear from head to toe. Their apple ear buds in their ear. The stupid little band that goes around their arm. AND THEY WILL NOT MOVE FOR A TRUCK.
2. Rich people who can't run LOVE bikes. All day it looked like a slow motion Tour de France. Kids of all ages. Old people. If they couldn't run they were strolling on bikes. AND WOULD NOT MOVE FOR A TRUCK.
3. Golfcarts everywhere. I guess from all the running and biking their legs wouldn't let them walk after lunch. And every golf cart had to have led lights, sound system, big tires, and packed with Bob from Acron. I shouldn't be eye to eye IN MY TRUCK with a dude on a golf cart.
4. Hot women. 3/5 of the women there were at least a 6. Even a few dudes. I don't know what it is about money, but the hot women latch on to that #### for all their life. How do I know they're latching on to money? Because the woman is a 6 and the guy looks like what I imagine Lakebum looks like. I've also learned that I have become a pro at knowing when wife of is looking away so I can take a peak without having to wear sunglasses.
5. They don't give a #### about you. They look straight ahead at all times. You can smile, wave, say hey, they don't GIVE A ####.
6. They don't own trucks. It's all small SUV's and cars. Lots of cars with Rover in the name. I actually asked one of these uppity ##### why none of them own trucks. His reply was "why do I need a truck? I pay to have everything I need hauled for me"
Son of a ##### that stung
Anyways that's fun for a weekend. But I prefer to be around real people with real bodies and real beer.
What a weekend.
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This story is BS
May 26, 2020, 12:36 PM
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Wanna know why? Rich people don't wear Nike.
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You're right. It wasn't Nike.
May 26, 2020, 12:37 PM
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I can't spell the brand they were using.
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A-D-I-D-A-S
May 26, 2020, 12:38 PM
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it's in my name, bruh.
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Na this sounded like a town in New York***
May 26, 2020, 12:39 PM
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Albany?***
May 26, 2020, 12:42 PM
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Reebok. It's just outside Buffalo.
May 26, 2020, 12:44 PM
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Where the amish peeps stay.
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Saskatchewan or some ####***
May 26, 2020, 3:35 PM
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Tracksmith Session shorts catch my eye every time
May 26, 2020, 2:08 PM
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but $64 is the same price as the Patagonia Strider Pro shorts which have 5 pockets and a great liner.
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AND, the Patagonia ones
May 26, 2020, 2:29 PM
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say "Patagonia" on them.
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Bougie runners see that Tracksmith rabbit & recognize.
May 26, 2020, 2:52 PM
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Anyone can pick up a Patagucci at your local D*ck's.
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Have you ever considered that
May 26, 2020, 12:38 PM
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what he considers "rich" and what you consider "rich" could be vastly different.
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WeLl HaVe YoU cOnSiDeReD
May 26, 2020, 12:40 PM
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Re: This story is BS
May 26, 2020, 12:40 PM
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Wanna know why? Runner people don't wear Nike.
Fixed.
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Garbage shoes and clothing***
May 26, 2020, 12:41 PM
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IN to say the same, plus runners don't wear Nike unless
May 26, 2020, 12:42 PM
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they are sponsored and paid to wear it.
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I wear Nike.***
May 26, 2020, 5:00 PM
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Deer Aero
May 26, 2020, 12:39 PM
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A hot woman is a 6?
Also, did you consider that all these folks there were possibly just less poor freeloaders like yourself?
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Freeloaders don't drive Subarus.***
May 26, 2020, 12:40 PM
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#### right they dont
May 26, 2020, 12:41 PM
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We handle our own ####
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Do know, believe it or not, that you can
May 26, 2020, 12:43 PM
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rent a golf cart for a week for about twofiddy. And bikes more often than not are free and included with the home rental.
I mean, not everyone spends the entire day at the pavilion scoping out airbrush. Some ride bikes, and that don't make them rich.
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I don't know man, there were a lot of bike racks on cars
May 26, 2020, 12:44 PM
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because as we all know, the best thing about driving 9 hours from Mid-Ohio is getting on a worse form of transportation and keep going.
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Hey man, da ####?***
May 26, 2020, 1:03 PM
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I remember the first time I left my hometown, too***
May 26, 2020, 12:40 PM
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I think I heard that story.
May 26, 2020, 12:44 PM
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Didn't you and your girlfriend end up re-enacting 2 girls/1 cup in front of a Big and Rich show?
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Nailed it!***
May 26, 2020, 12:48 PM
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If someone is 'rich'
May 26, 2020, 12:45 PM
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they're not vacationing at Myrtle Beach. That said, they may have an investment rental property there to extract cash from the uncultured mouth-breathing neanderthals that assume this is a destination for 'rich' people.
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^^nailed it***
May 26, 2020, 1:01 PM
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In all fairness, MYB does have the most expensive chop house
May 26, 2020, 1:14 PM
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in the state. Although I haven't been to Halls yet, anywho, it's up there.
https://newyorkprime.com/ New York Prime | Steakhouse For over 20 years, New York Prime has won "Best Steak" in Boca Raton, Myrtle Beach and Atlanta. This wildly popular steakhouse serves USDA prime-only beef.
And no one goes to MYB propah anymore. North Myrtle up to Cherry Grove, or south to Surfside and Garden City. Haven't stayed in Myrtle Beach in a long time. Maybe ever actually.
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I would expect a few more places like that than there are.
May 26, 2020, 1:36 PM
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Overpriced places built to extract cash from the Ohio tourists that consider themselves 'rich' enough to patronize a 'fancy' steakhouse, I mean.
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Great Wolf Lodge***
May 26, 2020, 1:41 PM
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You can call me a lot of things, but ugly isn't one of them***
May 26, 2020, 12:46 PM
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You misunderstood Bum
May 26, 2020, 12:48 PM
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I wasn't calling you ugly.
I was going more for white trashy.
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You're the one who went to Myrtle Beach, not me.***
May 26, 2020, 12:52 PM
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AKA K-Mart by the Sea
May 26, 2020, 12:56 PM
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maybe with K Mart going away, it needs to be WalMart by the Sea?
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EEs buying all the million dollar condos
May 26, 2020, 12:49 PM
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nice
Or do you just assume it was a million? What neighborhood?
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I thought Chine-AH was buying up Myrtle?***
May 26, 2020, 1:00 PM
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Bruh, you need to reimagine Lakebum.
May 26, 2020, 12:51 PM
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Picture a shorter, less-athletic, less wealthy Charlie Whitehurst who enjoys lengthy Golden Corral sessions, say, twice a week. That's still a take all day.
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What is with you people? My disdain for white trash is no
May 26, 2020, 12:54 PM
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secret, yet you think I would mingle with them at Golden Corral? I think you underestimate my snootiness.
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me waiting for part 2
May 26, 2020, 1:35 PM
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So you hung out with yankees. I know, it's difficult
May 26, 2020, 1:39 PM
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to confuse the two sometimes.
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Here’s a 1 mil condo in dirty north
May 26, 2020, 1:59 PM
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Was yours 5bed 5 bath in a place that looked like the magic kingdom humped the palace of Versailles?
Everything’s relative, so I’m gonna guess that:
A) the condo was about three-fiddy
B) the “rovers” were 2004 Range Rovers and LR2’s
C) the carts and bikes were rentals
D) the women were husky 4’s
E) you still stood out like a turd in the punch bowl
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Ohhh yas, who doesn't want builder grade cabinets, 8'
May 26, 2020, 2:07 PM
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ceilings, and carpet throughout in their Myrtle Beach condo for that kind of money?
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2 bed 2 bath porch and deck WITHOUT PALLETS
May 26, 2020, 3:36 PM
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100 yards from the water.
The mil was obviously the security guard.
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Successful people run.
May 26, 2020, 5:00 PM
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hth
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If by sucessful
May 26, 2020, 5:01 PM
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You mean finishing a project a year late because of a heart attack, then yes, you are correct.
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