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Persistent neck pain solutions needed for a fat drunken slob!
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Persistent neck pain solutions needed for a fat drunken slob!


Jan 13, 2021, 12:39 PM

Sorry for the salacious subject. Seriously though, I’ve had neck pain on the right side of my neck that’s been giving me constant headaches for about a week now. It feels like somebody is pounding me with a bowling ball in my upper back between my right shoulder blade and neck repeatedly. I’ve tried ibuprofen, acetaminophen, heating pad, stretching, but nothing seems to work for very long. What gives? Y’all got any home remedies? I need some relief.

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A shotgun will help with your pain***


Jan 13, 2021, 12:40 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Arms are too short to shoot myself in the back of my neck.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:42 PM

But thanks for the suggestion.

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Use your big toe***


Jan 13, 2021, 12:43 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Nah.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:44 PM

Won’t work. Legs aren’t that flexible.

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Sounds like Virginia Highlands Butt Flu


Jan 13, 2021, 12:41 PM

Worst case I've ever heard of.

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It possible.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:46 PM

But I haven’t been to Virginia.

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Everyone in hear claims to be middle aged, but I go through


Jan 13, 2021, 1:15 PM [ in reply to Sounds like Virginia Highlands Butt Flu ]

these posts everyday, and read funny stuff like this, and I can't help but think everyone posting in here is a 15 year old boy.

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here.***


Jan 13, 2021, 1:16 PM



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I think if you put all of us together, we could equal the


Jan 13, 2021, 1:20 PM [ in reply to Everyone in hear claims to be middle aged, but I go through ]

output of one, maybe two really good SNL writers.

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We talking the "Will Ferral" era or the "Michael Chea" era?***


Jan 13, 2021, 1:32 PM



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Michael Che......ooff.


Jan 13, 2021, 3:11 PM

Somewhere I have to think that Garrett Morris is thinking "I paved the way for this???"

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Nicely done.***


Jan 13, 2021, 1:29 PM [ in reply to Everyone in hear claims to be middle aged, but I go through ]



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Tried one of those massagers yet?


Jan 13, 2021, 12:42 PM

I think this was a lunge thread a week or so ago.

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Tiggity can give a run down of Hitachi massagers


Jan 13, 2021, 12:42 PM

Tiggity®

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I like your funny words magic man


Meh. They don't do much for me.***


Jan 13, 2021, 3:08 PM



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Missed it.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:43 PM [ in reply to Tried one of those massagers yet? ]

Or don’t remember it. I never know which one, really.

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Well, it may have been on another board, but something like


Jan 13, 2021, 12:47 PM

https://hyperice.com/hypervolt-bluetooth?gclid=Cj0KCQiA0fr_BRDaARIsAABw4EtbG6bfMIIl1upoinBAeiGuorIZJdTL8nbNqNRpIBq1P-oLwTkcgyIaAmJUEALw_wcB

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That thing looks awesome.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:59 PM

Not sure I’m ready to drop that kind of bread on a muscle thumping machine just yet.

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Def not! That’s what your wife is for!


Jan 13, 2021, 1:03 PM

I heard she is good at muscle thumping.

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Sadly, she is out of practice.***


Jan 13, 2021, 1:05 PM



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My only advice to you is to start drinking heavily.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:47 PM

Sirriusly...tried a chiropractor?

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Not yet.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:53 PM

But seriously considering it. Been hoping it’s just muscular and a little rest with some anti inflammatory and pain reliever can fix me up. So far it’s not working.

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Re: srrs attempt at answer


Jan 13, 2021, 12:51 PM

My aunt had neck fusion surgery years ago, and it started acting up. Doc said they could go back in, but she didn't want that.

She order an inflating pillow deal, like with a pump. It is supposed to stretch and separate the spine in the neck. She likes it. She still has pain, but said it is some relief (with her heating pad)

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I hadn’t considered my pillow.


Jan 13, 2021, 12:56 PM

I tear pillows to shreds somehow. I’m way past due for an upgrade. I might try a slightly cheaper pillow upgrade for now. But stretching the neck while sleeping sounds very nice.

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And for real, try a TENS unit


Jan 13, 2021, 1:02 PM

these things are magic. https://www.amazon.com/Rechargeable-Stimulator-Upgraded-Self-Adhesive-Electrodes/dp/B06ZZ19MS3


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Maybe it's a tumor on your spine. HTH***


Jan 13, 2021, 1:12 PM



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Maybe. But I’m spineless.


Jan 13, 2021, 1:18 PM

What gives.

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