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Ma In Law humor.
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Ma In Law humor.


Jul 2, 2020, 10:14 AM

This man was married to a beautiful woman, but he really despised his mother in law. Nothing he ever did for her daughter was good enough, he could never please her.

One day, the man was walking along the beach, found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and out popped a Genie. The Genie said "Thank you Master for freeing me from my prison. In return, I shall grant thee three wishes. But, be advised, whatever I grant you, I will give your mother in law twice as much."

The man fumed over this for awhile, then decided on his three wishes anyway.

"First, I would like a VERY nice house for my wife and I to live in." Poof, they were given a beautiful house at the bottom of a hill. But, when he looked up the hill, there sat a house twice as large, which the Genie informed him was his mother in law's new home.

"Second, I would like a Ten million dollar fortune." Poof, the money appeared in the bank immediately. But, again, he soon found out his mother in law had acquired a TWENTY million dollar fortune.

Now down his last wish, the Genie cautioned him that this was the last favor he would grant.
Smiling, the man said, "I want you to BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH!"

:)

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Re: Ma In Law humor.


Aug 10, 2016, 5:57 PM

Ok I laugh at this one ??

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I had a great Mother-In-Law


Jul 2, 2020, 10:33 AM

But that still made me chuckle.

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My Ma in Law is 94 years old and a good one, but that


Jul 2, 2020, 10:37 AM

doesn't mean I can't appreciate fine humor. :)

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Re: I had a great Mother-In-Law


Jul 2, 2020, 2:45 PM [ in reply to I had a great Mother-In-Law ]

I had a great MIL. We would laugh and cut up all the time. One day in a normal conversation she remarked, "I will not always be around". I said to her, "Yes, you will. You will hang around all my life just to bug me". She laughed and gave me a hug.

But I still love the MIL jokes.


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Re: Ma In Law humor.


Jul 2, 2020, 2:26 PM

I am a mother-in-law and a great one! I had a great one, as well. I still think it is funny!

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Re: Ma In Law humor.


Jul 2, 2020, 2:40 PM

He didn’t ask for a 12” penor?

Because that would have gotten interesting.

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