Joe Biden here, wishing the...uhh..,you know....the Things
Oct 24, 2020, 11:55 AM
...uh..play well against the Syracuse Orangemen...or the Syracuse Every Color men because in a Harris/Biden ticket we don't want to leave out anyone. And here's hoping me and old Corn Pop don't have to turn off the record player and come over there and bust a few SOB butts like we used to do growing up in Scranton back before the War of 1812. And if things do get rough, don't think I won't put in a call to the Big Guy...Obama...uh...Michelle...and take away your Federal Aid unless you lay down and let...uh...uh..you know...the Things... score at will because football is just an idea that never happened.
So if you are as fired up as me, C'mon Man! And don't forget to vote for me for US Senate by calling on your rotary phone to Biden 3-0-3-0-300-333-00-3303.