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I’m being flirted with, need some funny responses
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I’m being flirted with, need some funny responses


Jan 9, 2021, 1:04 PM

At kids baseball practice. A mom sat next to me and struck up conversation. Within 30min she has told me multiple times:
Kids dad isn’t around much
Kids dad travels out of state
She’s not originally from this area and hoping somebody will show her around
Pretty much where she lives and her age
Things she likes to do in free time
What days her schedule is most free

Now I’m not interested in cheating, but this is funny.

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Let her know your


Jan 9, 2021, 1:11 PM

Husband isn’t around much either

See where that takes you

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


Here:


Jan 9, 2021, 1:56 PM

"Describe your boobs, using only a picture of your boobs."

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She did take off her sweatshirt and exaggerated stretch***


Jan 9, 2021, 2:19 PM



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Now what to do with an unprompted phone number?***


Jan 9, 2021, 2:31 PM



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Tell her your not interested but have a friend who is.


Jan 9, 2021, 2:34 PM

Post number in the jounge and picture

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Her phone is bedazzled


Jan 9, 2021, 2:49 PM

I’m sure she is vajazzled and up for some craziness.

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Re: Her phone is bedazzled


Jan 9, 2021, 2:54 PM

TOTE1

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Does she know about that tragic injury you got


Jan 9, 2021, 3:01 PM [ in reply to Now what to do with an unprompted phone number?*** ]

climbing over a barbed wire fence?

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


How do you know about that?***


Jan 9, 2021, 3:51 PM



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I think we all know


Jan 9, 2021, 3:02 PM [ in reply to Now what to do with an unprompted phone number?*** ]

please tmell me when you poast it

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Is she hot?


Jan 9, 2021, 3:02 PM

Ask her if she comes here often
How good is she at handling bats and balls?
Something about first base
Riding the pine
Tell her if she falls off the bleachers you catcher

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Wore oversized sunglasses that looked like mirrors


Jan 9, 2021, 3:56 PM

I think she’s above average. Small town SC 9. Normal world 7.

Doesn’t know much about baseball so was asking a bunch of questions like if it’s better to be a pitcher or catcher. Said her glove didn’t get a lot of use. Asked what size bat I use. If it’s better to have a lot of hits in a game or one big powerful at bat.

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##### is wrong with this place?


Jan 11, 2021, 1:26 PM

where are the ####### pigs????????

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You already know what to say.


Jan 9, 2021, 3:23 PM

"Now I’m not interested in cheating, but this is funny."

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I think it's called... menage a trois***


Jan 9, 2021, 5:51 PM



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He should ask if wife this and report back.***


Jan 9, 2021, 5:54 PM



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Turns out..she's into it


Jan 11, 2021, 12:41 PM



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Re: I’m being flirted with, need some funny responses


Jan 9, 2021, 6:27 PM

Ask her who is going to take the kid for ice cream while you bend her over the couch?
I bet she got that covered too. Not her first rodeo. Probably not the second either!

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Turns out she’s friends with a bunch of military wives


Jan 9, 2021, 7:44 PM

This explains so much for the women that go hunting when hubby is deployed.

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Depends on how far you're willing to go. Are you OK with


Jan 9, 2021, 10:30 PM

just finding your dog in a low country boil, losing your job, and moving out of state... or would you prefer felony charges and perhaps be the subject of a Lifetime movie? Both are good options.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


dood thats fuct up.


Jan 11, 2021, 12:35 PM

how can you talk about a dog lik that?

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It's a set up. Don't do it. Remain faithful and loyal.***


Jan 11, 2021, 12:13 PM



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You get balls deep yet?***


Jan 11, 2021, 12:22 PM



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FHRITP***


Jan 11, 2021, 12:25 PM



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Ask her if she knows the difference between


Jan 11, 2021, 12:38 PM

ice cream and a blowie.

When she invariably says "no", ask her if she wants to go out to your car for some ice cream.

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Ask her if she tucks her meat flaps into her panties


Jan 11, 2021, 12:53 PM

Cause you know they gone be some hangers.

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Doubt you gonna be able to touch the sides


Jan 11, 2021, 1:01 PM

The Hotdog Down a Hallway Gif you Deserve : gif

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I like your funny words magic man


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