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CU Medallion [54011]
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If you had to pick 1, which would you pick?
Sep 20, 2016, 3:21 PM
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Diarrhea or constipation?
I'm really struggling right now. Mentally and physically. You see, I can't do what I got to do physically. And it's killing me mentally, because I can't decide which is worse. You see this all started out Sunday when after the effects of a weekend of overindulgence came back to bite me in the ###, literally. In a brief moment of weakness I gave into my desire for some over the counter remedy and indulged in some Immodium. Boy was I pleased, because the runs had finally settled. Monday was a glorious day with no noticeable after effects from the weekend or the "drug use". But today I'm in knots. And this makes me wonder if it was worth it at all.
And that brings me to the question, if you had to pick one, would you pick... diarrhea or constipation?
I just can't choose.
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110%er [5887]
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Re: If you had to pick 1, which would you pick?
Sep 20, 2016, 3:22 PM
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Diarrhea all day
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Heisman Winner [135867]
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Did you get generic?
Sep 20, 2016, 3:24 PM
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The beauty of Imodium (r) at least in the realm of my glorious colon is that I'm poop free for 48 - 72 hours then I resume my normal firm floaters.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Probably generic, cause I'm an UDP.
Sep 20, 2016, 3:28 PM
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Hopefully 72 hours will be enough for the apparent scab that has formed over my anus to fall off. And things can get back to normal.
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All-In [46825]
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Same here
Sep 23, 2016, 7:43 AM
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rough for 48 hours then the release is glorious.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Constipation doesn't make you late for work.***
Sep 20, 2016, 3:24 PM
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Heisman Winner [135867]
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Therefore constipation is worse?***
Sep 20, 2016, 3:26 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Better? I dunno, i mean what kinda squirtyshitz are we
Sep 20, 2016, 3:27 PM
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talking here?
Those mornings where you wake up at 3:30 and spray fart until the Today show comes on are definitely worse than having a log jam.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Again I would choose constipation. Has the Today show
Sep 23, 2016, 5:52 AM
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started yet?
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CU Medallion [54011]
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She already started with the soup?***
Sep 23, 2016, 6:04 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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No soup. This one is more self inflicted.***
Sep 23, 2016, 6:26 AM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Football game on a school night will get you every time.
Sep 23, 2016, 6:28 AM
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You got to be feeling better than Paws at least.
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Drats!***
Sep 20, 2016, 3:27 PM
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Jennifer Aniston
Sep 20, 2016, 3:27 PM
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oh, wait, it's not another brad pitt thread.
diarrhea, can read T-Net for days
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Re: If you had to pick 1, which would you pick?
Sep 20, 2016, 3:29 PM
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Constipation can be fixed with a dip chew and some coffee.
Diarrhea can fuq some shat up!!!
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Shizzly drits.***
Sep 20, 2016, 3:53 PM
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Home = diarrhea Away = constipation***
Sep 20, 2016, 3:57 PM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Solid choices.
Sep 20, 2016, 3:58 PM
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#wishicouldtakeatdrakerightnow
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Re: True Story
Sep 20, 2016, 4:15 PM
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Knew a guy that lived down on the coast and was used to his well water with lots of minerals. Would come spend a couple of days hunting and the water there was fairly mineral free. His bowels would lock up and he was miserable until he got back home. Interesting, I know!
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All-In [47750]
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Constipation
Sep 20, 2016, 4:41 PM
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Have some surgery that requires narcotic pain killers. You'll be stopped up for a week. The good news is, no wiping.
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more alcohol of course***
Sep 21, 2016, 12:38 AM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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That's the route I've taken at this point...
Sep 21, 2016, 12:52 AM
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It's worked like a charm.
But things are bound to change.
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CU Medallion [55747]
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Let it flow. Dry up naturally with rice, bananas,
Sep 21, 2016, 6:30 AM
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etc.
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