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Legend [16366]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 1:12 PM
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No fans for the season’s first game? Some fields will feel eerily tame, But up at Wake Forest, Where spirit’s the poorest, It’s gonna feel kinda the same.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 1:31 PM
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Dave Clawson’s a pretty good guy - Not Doeren-like (he doesn’t cry) - But something seems off. Do I hear a cough? He’s suddenly sick? Wonder why...?
Perhaps there is something infectious, Untreated by pharma injectious, That’s gripped him with fear? You think he’ll appear When BV makes Wake nonprotectious?
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Oculus Spirit [78891]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 1:35 PM
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Outside of historic Old Salem Our guys will bash and berate 'em. As Swift Paws do strike, They'll search for their bike, To flee as if seeking asylum.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 1:39 PM
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A bloodbath there’s going to be. Despite all the world’s PPE, Wake Forest succumbs, Their joie de vivre numbs - There’s not a vaccine for Bresee.
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Oculus Spirit [78891]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 1:51 PM
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Arriving in "biz-ness suits" All White, Sporting some Orange, making it "tight". We'll win the "eye test" Just looking our Best, Before the Deac's neck we do bite.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 2:01 PM
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Suratt opted out? That’s too bad. We had a few guys try that fad - The ones that were slow And small had to go. The best ones all stayed. Ain’t it sad?
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 2:09 PM
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Although fan numbers will be none, I'm glad the ACC has WF not Oregon. The Tigers will show, The sports world will soon know, Things are great in Clemson.
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Oculus Spirit [78891]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 2:10 PM
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Playing on the field now named Truist, The Deacs will soon be their bluest, As darts by T-Law Are caught without flaw By Tigers from oldest to newest!!!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 2:23 PM
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I've always Like Wake Forest, but now that season's before us, their QB is tall, but our DL will all, make sure of the Deacs he's the sorest.
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Orange Blooded [2890]
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adjustments... (sigh)
Sep 8, 2020, 2:24 PM
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I've always liked Wake Forest, but now that season's before us, their QB is tall, but our DL will all, make sure of the Deacs he's the sorest.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 4:09 PM
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Hurry Up And Spot The Ball! It's Finally Football in Fall!!!! With Clemson All Ready To Wake Forest Beat Steady All Others Will Cry As They Fall!!!!!!
GO TIGERS!!!!!!!
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Legend [16366]
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 5:09 PM
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Their program’s a relative midget, But not some Culumbyuh-type idgit. Facilities planners At least mind their manners - Their scoreboard can show a third digit...
...which might come in handy this Saturday…
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All-In [27366]
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There once was a team called the Deacs,
Sep 8, 2020, 7:04 PM
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Who weren't trash, or Yankies, or geeks. But they also weren't ballers, So when they met Clemson maulers, They all had to rehab for weeks.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 7:59 PM
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Above all, we must be good sports. When Hartman instinctly aborts The call under pressure, Mike Jones in his chest, your Feel-bad-for-him face meets your snorts.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 8:00 PM
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So, we finally have a real game, If actually, only in name. When the clock ticks down, and the end is seen, It will be Clemson 84, Wake and Covid, 19.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 8, 2020, 8:08 PM
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Tobacco’s a means of great gain Up there on the smoke-fruited plain In old Winston Salem. Let’s hope they inhale ‘em - Our primary export is pain.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 6:58 AM
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As hope for a victory dies, It comes as no major surprise That all of Wake’s players Are health disobeyers - They’re wearing their masks on their eyes!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 7:19 AM
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Wake Forest’s AD is insistent - Their policy’s strong and consistent. They plan to respect Our pocket protect, And goal lines? Stay socially distant.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 8:09 AM
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Bodies lying everywhere, Medieval crusade to compare Clemsons been to wake Forest 66-3, kind of a bore fest Perfection—Trevor Lawrence’s hair
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 8:44 AM
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Although we’ll curb stomp them again, Let’s credit these Wake Forest men - Through hissings and booings, The playing they’re doing’s Still more than Pac 12 or Big 10...
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I'd give you 2 TU's for that one, if I could!***
Sep 11, 2020, 8:58 PM
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 11:13 AM
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Injustice deserves a decry - It matters not whom, where, or why. Since Herbie seeks charity, This scoring disparity Might well bring a tear to his eye.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 5:40 PM
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Overtly or not, it’s apparent That Dabo’s not quite so inerrant. This week’s exhibition’s Not much competition - He’d say so himself but he daren’t...
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Did you just rhyme "Forest" and "poorest"?***
Sep 9, 2020, 5:49 PM
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Legend [16366]
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Re: Did you just rhyme "Forest" and "poorest"?***
Sep 9, 2020, 6:00 PM
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Fraid so. I usually speak it like “FARest” and “PORest,” but ah fegger nuff paypul say “FORest” and “PORest” to sell em on it...
#fudgeit
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Close enuf for . . .
Sep 9, 2020, 6:09 PM
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Limerick Work. You taught me that back when I was a non-paying lurker!!!
Whether you know it or not, your Limerick Posts are the reason I started posting instead of just reading!!! So . . . Thank You! I have met some really great people through this sight!!!
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Re: Close enuf for . . .
Sep 9, 2020, 6:13 PM
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That’s awesome, Skeet! Now I can tell my wife there really is something inspiring about my lyrical shenanigans…
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There once were some Deacs from Nantucket
Sep 9, 2020, 5:55 PM
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Who couldn't carry a win in a bucket. On Saturday they'll lose, Then they can hit the booze. Wearing their cute little shirts from Untuckit.
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 6:02 PM
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It's almost time to take them to school. By trickery, they seek to befool. Slight of Hand? How dare . . . Now, get outa my hair. You're just a tar heel wanna be tool!
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Oculus Spirit [78891]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 9, 2020, 7:17 PM
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We bequeathed our computers and zoom, To the idle, less able to groom A Playoff bound bunch. They sit eating lunch. While Coach V builds a Kingdom of Doom!
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Roses are Red and the Deacs are Black
Sep 9, 2020, 7:18 PM
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and they suck too
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2020, 7:05 AM
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Just load up a regular crew - ‘Bout any ol’ fellas will do - If helmets will fit ‘em And lightly you hit ‘em, Then you can beat Wake Forest, too.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2020, 1:18 PM
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The Deacons are big A-game bringers, Despite all our trash-talking zingers. They field a good matchup! We might have to catch-up When starters take on our 3rd stringers...
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2020, 1:39 PM
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Although all the press and reporters Are set with their pens and recorders, It’s not like Big Trevor Will play “best game ever” - He’ll only take snaps for two quarters...
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2020, 1:58 PM
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‘Round here, ev’ry lassie and laddie Can choose to be noble or bratty. But though we have voices, At times there aren’t choices; Like Wake - they can’t help we’re their daddy.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2020, 7:30 PM
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Crop circles may come to their town When Dabo and friends come around - The plants act the same As Wake in this game When Dabo commands them, “Lay down.”
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 10, 2020, 9:38 PM
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We've talked a lot of chit on this forum. It's time to adjust our decorum . . . But here's to their plights Of hating the sights As the Deacs sit at rest in boredom.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2020, 8:33 AM
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Tomorrow’s the infamous day When Deacons will come out to play, But meet silent stands And crushing demands Of Tigers whose wrath they can’t stay.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2020, 12:29 PM
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All programs have creds they can shake - The players whose marks they did make At all the positions And storied traditions Of glory. But also, there’s Wake.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2020, 8:14 PM
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Tomorrow, about by this time, The point total’s going to climb Right on past 4 scores, Then there will be mores, For then, Etienne will be PRIME.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2020, 4:33 AM
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I can’t sleep a wink for some reason. It must be the start of a season Where Clemson is favored For wins to be savored Each week, so let’s get these skids greasin’...
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2020, 1:23 PM
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They say that Virginia’s for lovers, But teams have hid under their covers Instead of just testing And have sick ones resting - They act like a mother that hovers.
Feel bad for VT/UVA fans right now.
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