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This is had me confused for 18 years jounge
Feb 4, 2021, 10:59 AM
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If you've watched "Demolition Man" with Bruce Willis and Sandra Bullock about a NYPD cop who was cryogenically frozen then brought back to life in the future, there was a scene you may remember.
Bruce Willis goes to the bathroom, comes out and says that there was no toilet paper in there, just 3 sea shells.
Everybody starts laughing saying he doesn't understand how to work the sea shells.
BUT THEY NEVER EXPLAIN HOW THE SEA SHELLS WORK
This is been on my mind for 18 years jounge.
How did they use the 3 seashells to wipe their ###?
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IDK, but Bruce willis was great in Rocky, too.***
Feb 4, 2021, 11:01 AM
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I always thought he would have been good in moonlighting
Feb 4, 2021, 11:07 AM
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surprised they casted Stallone in a comedic role.
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Lot o points [163012]
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Google says this, but good luck
Feb 4, 2021, 11:02 AM
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"How they work was once revealed by Stallone in a 2006 interview, explaining that a writer told him '...you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third.' It's hard to say if such a technique would actually work in reality, which is to say nothing of how the shells themselves would be cleaned after usage. On reflection, it's easy to see why Demolition Man didn't explain how they work - or even worse, showed how they function."
https://screenrant.com/three-seashells-demolition-man-function/
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I think the actual answer is Sandra Bullock does not poop.***
Feb 4, 2021, 11:04 AM
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Stallone
Feb 4, 2021, 11:03 AM
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you ####.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I believe it's "stall one." Like Bruce Willis drank a whole
Feb 4, 2021, 11:06 AM
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pot of coffee and is going to go stall one and then clean it up with those 3 shells.
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Is that the guy who played in Goodfellas?***
Feb 4, 2021, 11:38 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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18 seconds on the internet in 2021 and your answer
Feb 4, 2021, 11:05 AM
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OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry. - Sylvester Stallone
And a diagram for a better understanding. (NWFW DRAWING/SKETCH)
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Now for the love of all that is Almighty, wait a cottdang
Feb 4, 2021, 11:07 AM
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minute.
Seashells are NOT flushable.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Hey, I just Googled. Don't shoot the messenger.***
Feb 4, 2021, 11:08 AM
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