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I have a devastating announcement.
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I have a devastating announcement.


Oct 30, 2012, 3:00 PM

As I'm sure some of you may know, many of you may be lying to yourselves.


I am not really a senator and vice president from the early 1800's. I am not the rumored father of Abraham Lincoln. And I, assuredly, have never almost gotten in a fist fight with Andrew Jackson.

I did get in a pretty rough scrap in Kindergarden once though. I'm hardcore, yo.


I know this is a relevation to many of you, and I'm sure some of you feel the need to call your family. However, its not over at this. Many people do this. You think someone with "tiger" in their username necessarily likes Clemson? You are mistaken.

Just like I am not who you thought I once was, these impostors are fooling you as well. Not everyone with a "Tiger" in their name represents our fanbase, and I urge you to take everything said on this thought by your fellow "fans" with a grade of slaw.

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I am really


Oct 30, 2012, 3:02 PM

zettner

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Re: I am really


Oct 30, 2012, 3:04 PM

shocked.... I felt so much cooler when I felt I was posting on the real Mr. Calhoun's comments. Oh well... still love the Tigerswag website.

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I'm really on Varsity. Someone on here promoted me!***


Oct 31, 2012, 12:01 PM [ in reply to I am really ]



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YOU SORRY SOB, HOW CAN I EVER TRUST AGAIN!***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:02 PM



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Case in point, CUTigerDave


Oct 30, 2012, 3:02 PM

imposter!

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


^^^DSP's love child^^^


Oct 30, 2012, 3:12 PM

That Boo's and woohoo's!!

Once a Coot always a Coot


;)

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


Is waaay too much of a pumper to be real^^^^^^***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:17 PM



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^^^Diptoola's biggest Fan^^^


Oct 30, 2012, 3:19 PM

here is folks

;)

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


You have went farther than Spurrier


Oct 30, 2012, 3:21 PM

Take that back!!

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I am Tigersense and I approve this message.***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:02 PM



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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."


HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE MY REALITY!?!?!***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:03 PM



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Clemson


Mmmmm Pork and Pork By-products.******


Oct 30, 2012, 3:12 PM



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Re: I have a devastating announcement.


Oct 30, 2012, 3:13 PM

"I'm Kilroy!"(unnecessary Styx reference I thought appropriate.

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Tommy Shaw murdered Styx !!! ******


Oct 30, 2012, 3:35 PM



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Re: Tommy Shaw murdered Styx !!! ******


Oct 31, 2012, 7:45 AM

Sorry to disagree Homer but have you ever heard Dennis DeYoung's solo album? Sounds more like Manilow than metal!

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^^^ this is right^^^


Oct 31, 2012, 1:36 PM

tommy shaw was the best of styx. son of a gun could play the heck outta the guitar (even the double necks), and was imo, the best vocalist of the group to boot.

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Oh Sarge


Oct 31, 2012, 4:01 PM

you didn't tell me you were tone deaf. ;)
Tommy Shaw best vocalist? lulz. I'd rather hear cats having sex under my bed.

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Styx with the 2 DeYoung Bros


Oct 31, 2012, 3:59 PM [ in reply to Re: Tommy Shaw murdered Styx !!! ****** ]

before Tommy Shaw were far superior than all arrangements.

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Domo arigato


Oct 30, 2012, 6:18 PM [ in reply to Re: I have a devastating announcement. ]

And, I expected you to say "goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob."

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Re: Domo arigato


Oct 31, 2012, 8:01 AM

"Mr. Roboto..Domo"

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Yet people still think I like soccer***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:14 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


When in fact you LOVE soccer


Oct 30, 2012, 3:16 PM

you're just head over heels krzy for soccer

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


look I found him a keychain


Oct 30, 2012, 3:18 PM



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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


That will be perfect for his Smart Car


Oct 30, 2012, 3:19 PM

and it will fit perfectly in his man purse


Message was edited by: GWPTiger®


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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Guess that means


Oct 30, 2012, 3:20 PM

neither DSP, LBU, or jonnyboy can ride in it. He will have to dumb it down for them!!

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


lol, and it's a satchel!***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:30 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Just because you keep saying that doesn't mean it's true***


Oct 30, 2012, 4:29 PM



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


he's still trying to explain to his parents why there's


Oct 30, 2012, 4:31 PM

another man's voice on the answering machine.

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Hey, that's just his roommate


Oct 30, 2012, 4:34 PM

so what if he only has a studio apartment


Message was edited by: GWPTiger®


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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Re: Yet people still think I like soccer***


Oct 30, 2012, 6:15 PM [ in reply to Yet people still think I like soccer*** ]

I love soccer moms, does that count?

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my head is not really that big


Oct 30, 2012, 3:15 PM

At least not the one on my shoulders

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You can expect a tmail from dsp any minute...***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:16 PM



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


Re: I have a devastating announcement.


Oct 30, 2012, 3:17 PM

And I don't really have a history of "Streaking". Sorry to disappoint - lol - but that's from a Mean "Streak" Kawasaki 1600 that I used to own. :) Your children and wives are safe around me.

ahhh - the secret lives we lead.

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I wasn't alive in 1981 :(***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:21 PM



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LOL...Ever wonder if some might wish you weren't now? j/k***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:30 PM



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If that's the case how do you know that TigerNet is not


Oct 30, 2012, 3:29 PM

really a front for some highly-classified USCjr operation to lure Clemson fans into making ridiculous comments while providing Gamecock fans an easily-accessible venue for trashing and aggravating Clemson fans? Ever really think where your money paid to TigerNet goes? Ever consider that since USCjr might be secretly funding the site that they then take your money and use it to pay those athletes to go to USCjr? I'll tell you...I'd be willing to bet a quintillion trillion dollars that Jim Barker is a paid USCjr agent, who sends all the gaglines to Spurrier, telling him when and where to say them! The horror of it all...the horror!

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Well, I am CUTigerDave


Oct 30, 2012, 3:31 PM

all the freaking time!!!

:)

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


With a first name like that why would you need a last name?***


Oct 30, 2012, 3:33 PM



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precisely!!!


Oct 30, 2012, 3:36 PM

;)

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Make it idjit proof and someone will make a better idjit.


i am


Oct 30, 2012, 3:39 PM

I am actually john calhoun so take that

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Judging by your username you are obviously


Oct 30, 2012, 3:40 PM

Sammy's evil twin Sammy Potkins.

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imagine the horror when gwp, cutigerdave & all their


Oct 30, 2012, 4:14 PM

4th grade friends find out they won't be able to bring you to show and tell.

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You must have me confused with Bryanttiger


Oct 30, 2012, 4:32 PM

you're forgiven this time, just don't let it happen again

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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


why?


Oct 30, 2012, 4:34 PM

does he wear a propeller cap too?

;)

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CAREFUL...YOU MIGHT GET LAND BLASTED FOR SAYING THAT***


Oct 30, 2012, 4:32 PM



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^^^^ TIger in his name, disapproves of this post


Oct 30, 2012, 5:30 PM

;)

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I am whelmed.***


Oct 31, 2012, 8:11 AM



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It's alright honey, just take it all with a grade of slaw.***


Oct 31, 2012, 11:53 AM



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Do What?!?! Slaw? ***


Oct 31, 2012, 5:46 PM

GoTiGERs!

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