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I don't have kids, but
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I don't have kids, but


Jan 27, 2021, 10:13 PM

I do have 2 dogs and just had what I thought was a pretty nifty dad moment.

My dogs are sitting there wrestling and nipping and growling at each other while I'm trying to watch the Fargo S1 finale.

I pause the TV. Get real still.

I say HEY!
THIS ISN'T PLAY TIME!
THIS IS LAY TIME!
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Probably a good thing if you


Jan 27, 2021, 10:18 PM

Laid your dogs.

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I have three.


Jan 27, 2021, 10:19 PM

Dad moment is when 3yo hears 12yo use the word horny and you have to explain to the 3yo that's just a deer with a lot of horns, like the one in my office.

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Mrs Fluff is no dog, but yeah these terms don’t .....***


Jan 27, 2021, 10:47 PM



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Do them dogs fetch beers. If not, not impressed.


Jan 27, 2021, 10:58 PM

You know you raised ‘em right when son has grandsons grabbing cold runs from the garage refrigerator and depositing dead soldiers in the recycling container.

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What you don't know is he's grabbing two at a time.


Jan 27, 2021, 11:05 PM

You're only getting one of them.

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I'm gonna write that one down and make sure I try and use


Jan 28, 2021, 7:36 AM

it while they are attempting to parkour off the couch onto an unsuspecting sibling's chest sending them into a furious rage which can only be broken up with me yelling at the top of my lungs that the next person who swings gets no chromebook* for a month.





*They get the chromebook like once a week for a few minutes but that threat seems to work the best right now. It used to be the tablets until we put them up for like 6 months and they forgot about them.

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