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GUYS. Advice needed.
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GUYS. Advice needed.


Feb 10, 2021, 9:41 AM

I'm a single dude and this girl that's 25 years younger than me is texting me wanting to go out. She's so much better looking than any girl I've been with that some would say she's out of my league.

Anyhoo, we have some stuff in common and I told her I *might* meet her for 1 beer.

Am I playing this the right way?

Oh, and she has 38DDDTiddies and is a short brown haired spinner type with pierced nipplez, a long tongue, small waist, a bubble butttt, and is a little on the trashy side. You know, in a real Due West kinda way.

She's also a really good cook that loves sports, phone sex, has an oral fixation, and prefers to rub oil on her tiddies when she's really in the mood.

Not sure if this helps or not guys but I really wanted to just get you all the information you need to help me with deciding what to do here. Thanks!

Regards,
~celtic_tiger®

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Re: GUYS. Advice needed.


Feb 10, 2021, 9:44 AM



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Re: GUYS. Advice needed.


Feb 10, 2021, 9:49 AM

Image result for bill clinton funny gif

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I like your funny words magic man


Now that's a good high quality BHM post right there***


Feb 10, 2021, 9:51 AM



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if she is black or brown


Feb 10, 2021, 9:47 AM

go for it

otherwise stay away

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


See, now that's exactly what I was thinking. But then


Feb 10, 2021, 9:50 AM

19B's post the other day made me realize that after a few 22% beers and several shots of tequila and some kicked up shrimps that it's all pink on the inside. That, and I'm looking for companionship during the 2021 NY Yankee spring training games.

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Pigs or GTFO...or both


Feb 10, 2021, 9:51 AM

:)

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Now I can't go posting pigs of this


Feb 10, 2021, 9:52 AM

young lady but I did give you a really good description.

Salud!

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This sounds like such a tough decision for you to make, and


Feb 10, 2021, 9:55 AM

I don't envy you AT ALL. Whatever you do, you need to make sure you let her know that it's not her fault, and that you just don't think your Monster Energy can sized dink would fit in any of her holes. It's your cross to bare, and I do not envy you.


T's and P's

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I mean, I've never really gotten good at letting a lady


Feb 10, 2021, 9:59 AM

know she's far to tight for my manhood.

You'd think after attending 722 straight Clemson games I'd have worked this part of my game out but naw, I haven't.

Mebbe I'll have to stick to my buddy's Thai girl's sister. She wasn't scared. At all.

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I miss when John F Bell posted stuff like this


Feb 10, 2021, 10:02 AM

I mean it was twice a week, every week with a different girl.

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Not only that, but he'd accent his posts with


Feb 10, 2021, 10:22 AM

a photo of the girl sticking her ### in the air while having a wang in her mouf wearing lingerie. Or something like that.

Now his wife is monitoring his keystrokes and he changes jobs every 3 weeks.

Sheez. Tough to watch. How far he has fallen.

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Here's one.


Feb 10, 2021, 10:26 AM



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I've seen that ### before.


Feb 10, 2021, 10:38 AM

where have I seen that ###

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I like your funny words magic man


joungesnap, I think.


Feb 10, 2021, 11:21 AM

or maybe it was on here or wsb.

I've seen it to.

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Think that's the now wife?***


Feb 10, 2021, 11:43 AM



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They say wedding cake adds 10-80lbs... I'd like to see that


Feb 10, 2021, 11:53 AM

rump nowadays.

JohnFBell®

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


GOOD QUESTION MY MAN. GOOOOD QUESTION.***


Feb 10, 2021, 11:53 AM [ in reply to Think that's the now wife?*** ]



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Well, when I originally saw her I was too distracted by the


Feb 10, 2021, 12:23 PM

nasty socks hanging on the ironing board on the wall to notice anything else.

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To add, the lack of sunscreen is disgusting.


Feb 10, 2021, 12:25 PM

That girl gonna get skin cancer if she don't start putting it on.

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I asked him already


Feb 10, 2021, 2:01 PM [ in reply to Think that's the now wife?*** ]
jfb3.jpeg(127.2 K)

and he said no.

The attached pig is also not his wife.

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I like how the file is named JFB3.JPG.


Feb 10, 2021, 2:15 PM

I'd really like to see JFB1.jpg and JFB2.jpg... also throw in any others in the series.

maybe JFB.zip.


Also, those look like some gargantuan sweater pups. Props to him.

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Well the original had too much nip...***


Feb 10, 2021, 2:52 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Too much nip?


Feb 10, 2021, 4:12 PM

Not only is that not possible, but you are going to make MauldinT® very, very, very upset by this poast.

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Like he's gonna say yep, that's her.***


Feb 10, 2021, 2:51 PM [ in reply to I asked him already ]



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Also: marriage, lol.***


Feb 10, 2021, 10:27 AM [ in reply to Not only that, but he'd accent his posts with ]



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We tried to warn him. All you can do really.***


Feb 10, 2021, 11:42 AM [ in reply to Not only that, but he'd accent his posts with ]



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Seems really risky to bed all those ladies and


Feb 10, 2021, 10:25 AM [ in reply to I miss when John F Bell posted stuff like this ]

still refuse to put a condom on.

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Mebbe that's why he can't seem to hold a steady job.


Feb 10, 2021, 10:35 AM

Keeps getting his wages garnished for all of his Shawn Kemp-like offspring.

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That's why we nicknamed him "Leave it in Johnny"***


Feb 10, 2021, 10:39 AM



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"Love 'em and leave 'em J-Beezy".


Feb 10, 2021, 10:44 AM

Bruh les just hope his currents can pin him down.

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how pointy are her elbows?***


Feb 10, 2021, 10:21 AM



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What you have described is someone with clear


Feb 10, 2021, 11:03 AM

daddy issues

If you are ready to buy her a car, balance her seriously overdrawn bank account and prepared to watch a lot of really bad TV go for it maine- but under no conditions let her find out where you live.

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


LOL ******


Feb 10, 2021, 11:54 AM



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Yo Celtic, just make sure to keep good notes.


Feb 10, 2021, 4:19 PM

We are going to go ahead and demand a full recap. Get that broad over to the house and see what kinda girl she really is.

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Who's to say, umm neveermind.................


Feb 10, 2021, 7:39 PM



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Just send her my way and your problem will be solved.***


Feb 10, 2021, 12:17 PM



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pigs or it didn't happen!***


Feb 10, 2021, 12:18 PM



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Re: GUYS. Advice needed.


Feb 10, 2021, 1:32 PM

I'd hit it like Fred Durst did with Britney Spears.

Don't worry about the age difference. I'm in a similar situation and I don't.

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Prove it brother


Feb 10, 2021, 3:21 PM

Letz see those pigs of her milk hangers

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ALL JAW


Feb 10, 2021, 4:11 PM [ in reply to Re: GUYS. Advice needed. ]

Until you load some pigs. Get at it, son.

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