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Gift Ideas for a coot?
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Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:24 AM

got stuck being a secret Santa for a coot at work, it is a female one. I need gift suggestions.

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case of dasani water ?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:28 AM

;)

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Re: case of dasani water ?


Dec 5, 2017, 7:08 PM

With a morning after pill.

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:28 AM

Look at this on eBay
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F272955166466

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a shot of rocephin and some azithromycin?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:30 AM

For after the games?

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:31 AM

https://www.interiorhomescapes.com/Thumbs-Up--Brass_p_91762.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0v2og_3y1wIVk19-Ch1rkAiwEAQYASABEgL6xfD_BwE

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They seem to love male genitalia***


Dec 5, 2017, 8:34 AM



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Gamecock merchandise is really cheap these days


Dec 5, 2017, 8:34 AM

Plus YOU get style points for being a gracious victor. And we all know you can use the style points....

hth?

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:40 AM

How about one of those “Hilarious ” chicken hats they sport ? She could wear it with pride??

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Dec 5, 2017, 8:41 AM

A blanket would be simple enough. That way their trips behind the dumpsters would be classy and romantic.

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:42 AM

We could give them some decent fans or maybe a decent coach or maybe a decent qb or maybe even a decent conference. Just some ideas...

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:44 AM

Get him/her a bag of scratch feed at the local farm supply store. That will keep them busy hunting and pecking for a while.

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 11:44 AM

Or some Chick Grit for help with digestion!!??

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Secret Santa for a coot? I guess you could just give her


Dec 5, 2017, 8:44 AM

the D and be done with it. She's a coot, so parking lots and tailgates work well for that. Of course, you'll probably get the herp, because coot...but it's Christmas so get over yourself.

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Every coot needs some of these


Dec 5, 2017, 8:47 AM

https://www.lowes.com/pd/7-ft-Mobile-Home-Strap/3438408

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Go overboard.


Dec 5, 2017, 8:53 AM

Show them how Clemson Tigers do Secret Santa by getting them exactly what they want.

She'll remember it next time she talks trash about our Tigers.

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There's something in these hills.


Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 8:56 AM

A zero bar ha ha ha

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Those are delicious***


Dec 5, 2017, 9:01 AM



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There's something in these hills.


Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 9:49 AM [ in reply to Re: Gift Ideas for a coot? ]

A Three Musketeers bar to celebrate the FG!

Or something she would use throughout the year.

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Just give her your Jake Bentley jersey.


Dec 5, 2017, 9:01 AM

I know it will be difficult for you to part ways with but you will feel better about yourself for giving away something so precious to you.;)

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A case of natty light.


Dec 5, 2017, 9:23 AM

everyone's happy

win win

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Join IPTAY in her name******


Dec 5, 2017, 9:26 AM



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Bail Bond ?***


Dec 5, 2017, 9:27 AM



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shower curtain rings...


Dec 5, 2017, 9:31 AM

It's the only chance they'll have to hang up 12 rings with pride.

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Dec 5, 2017, 9:34 AM



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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 9:41 AM
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Here you go. Perfect for framing.

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Dec 5, 2017, 9:49 AM

a sack of brown paper bags.......with 34 - 10 written on the front of all of them.......Go Tigers!!!!

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Dec 5, 2017, 9:58 AM



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A bicycle?...


Dec 5, 2017, 12:16 PM

You know since they're cycling in and were cycling out...

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 2:02 PM

get her a Jake Bentley. Nothing like staying fresh.

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Some soap


Dec 5, 2017, 2:12 PM

to wash the orange from betwixt her cheeks?

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Re: I will repost


Dec 5, 2017, 2:16 PM
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this

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Sign her up for Harry's razors.***


Dec 5, 2017, 2:14 PM



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McDonald's employees do secret santa?


Dec 5, 2017, 2:21 PM

Who knew

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Condoms


Dec 5, 2017, 2:29 PM

and whiskey

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Give her a pair of gloves...


Dec 5, 2017, 3:48 PM

...push the thumb inside so there are four fingers on each glove when she holds them up.

See how long it takes for the light bulb to go on.

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How about a


Dec 5, 2017, 4:02 PM

"ICE COLD DR PEPPER, ICE COLD"



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How about a "c-ck drill"?


Dec 5, 2017, 4:46 PM

N/M

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A Bama t-shirt...she'll love it until January 2nd.***


Dec 5, 2017, 6:35 PM



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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 6:42 PM

Wrap a turd up in gold foil and tell her it's a representation of Gamecock Football.

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THIS should be gifted to any coot fan....


Dec 5, 2017, 6:53 PM

...in recognition for their football program achievements.




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^^^ NICE! ^^^***


Dec 5, 2017, 6:54 PM



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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 7:22 PM

Pee filled water bottles to throw at opposing teams and a trash bag poncho.

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 7:46 PM



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parking lot #####***


Dec 5, 2017, 7:48 PM



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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 9:24 PM

check yr tmail+1

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 9:35 PM

Just bought my brother-in-law the new book by President Pastides wife ... Life on the Horseshoe if you really need a nice book. I personally liked the bottled water suggestion.

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Re: Gift Ideas for a coot?


Dec 5, 2017, 9:40 PM

The gift that keeps one going---- EXLAX !!!!

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