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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
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GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:07 AM

This team full of nerds from Atlanta,
Who always got slide rules from Santa,
Signed up for the option,
Not new scheme adoption -
They just want to cut block but can’t-uh.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:11 AM

Ring in the new year! The new season!
New networks their skids have been greasin’
To cover the champs
As they put the clamps
On lower-tier teams for some reason...

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:38 AM

The ACC has a new Network
It will be an exciting new realm
But for the Yellow Jackets of Ga.Tech,
It will be like a Nightmare on Elm!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:49 AM

Paul Johnson sure picked a good time -
He might have stayed well past his prime,
But he got away
Ahead of Thursday.
This smackdown will look like a crime.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:55 AM

Well, we start off with the bees
Who should be a breeze
They’re starting from scratch
They probably can’t catch
And we’ll score as much as we please!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:57 AM

The Jackets may buzz and conspire,
But this week their prospects are dire.
While Death Valley booms,
They’ll all be consumed
By orange-striped gasoline fire.

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There once was a team named Tech,


Aug 26, 2019, 8:27 AM

Who's plays were as boring as Heck.
So they fired their play caller,
and thought they'd hired a baller,
But Clemson showed they were still just a wreck.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 9:22 AM

The Ramblin' Wreck is in town
Just in time for their annual beat-down.
Those god-awful Bees
Will be brought to their knees
And we'll make their coach look like a clown.

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The Jackets ... a new season they bring


Aug 26, 2019, 9:26 AM

Clemson has shiny new rings
its quite a shame
can't see the game
Dish Network remote gets a fling

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are


Aug 26, 2019, 9:44 AM

none with Nantucket or bucket in them so far.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are


Aug 26, 2019, 9:57 AM

just to undisappoint ya!

There was this team carrying a bucket;
they were from the ATL not Nantucket;
many had a sheepish grin;
as the bent over to grab their shins;
to get ready for........ aw @#&$ it!!!!

How was that?

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are


Aug 27, 2019, 8:59 AM [ in reply to Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS- disappointed there are ]

Nantucket is known for things fine-a,
Like caviar, cheeses, and wine-a.
This week? Nothin’ fancy.
Just crushin’ a nancy.
Save that stuff for North Carolina...

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 9:49 AM

There once was a Tech from the G
Their mascot was much like a bee
They came full of pride
Got kicked in backside
And now they are fleeing the scene

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 1:19 PM

Though playing us first garners fear,
The Bees’ entire season’s unclear.
The coaching transition
Is raising suspicion -
Will they score a touchdown this year?

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 1:26 PM

(As if someone needed to say it)
Let’s kick this game off! Don’t delay it!
We’d score in our sleep,
But since ‘we too deep’
We’ll let all the fourth stringers play it.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 1:35 PM

My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 1:39 PM

The ACC Network is giddy,
But once we score forty or fitty
All in the first half,
They won’t want to laugh -
A blowout on TV ain’t pretty.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 10:38 PM

Well those Jackets are hopin' our "D"
Won't be good as last year's but they''ll see,
Fumble, P.I. and sack
They'll be givin' balls back
To TL, Etienne, Ross and Tee!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 1:46 PM

Though Jackets will pucker and fight it,
Their colon and all that’s inside it
Will certainly yield
When we take the field -
Those thin yellow britches can’t hide it.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 2:19 PM

Sporting a fresh look via Coach Collins,
The "jackets", not uga, come "a call'n".
Facing Orange Clad Studs,
Who'll greet them with THUDS!!!
There is only ONE TEAM that is "All In"!!!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 2:32 PM

The "wreck" must "ramble" up I-85,
In tow, a shoddily rebuilt bee hive.
The girls on the bus
Will all start to cuss
Knowing they will soon be eaten alive!!!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 2:46 PM

For decades we played on Grant Field, we're told.
Dad said "wine-o's" could don those hats of gold
And by some strange means
They'd defeat our teams,
But Tigers . . . now's a New Day to behold!!!!




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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 5:09 PM

Tech is coming from the ATL
The Tigers listen to the Tillman clock bell
Fans crowded around the set of gameday,
Waiting for the start of 2019 play.
The Bees know this won't go well.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 7:07 PM

A yellow-clad Tech engineer
Said, “This could beat Clemson this year,”
As he tunes and oils
A laser that boils
An entire heavenly sphere.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 9:37 PM

There once was a team from the 404
their great past teams were folklore
But with new Coach Collins
were no match for "All In"
Into their hive the Tigers did score.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 26, 2019, 11:08 PM

I fondly recall all the scowls,
Onlooking as Brent disembowels
His option formations
With bitter frustrations -
I’m gonna miss Granny Pawl’s jowls.



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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 27, 2019, 8:37 AM

Hey Tech - just imagine a vision
Where surgical passing precision
Meets 5-Star receivers.
We’ll make you believers
And burn you like nuke-u-ler fission.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 27, 2019, 5:26 PM

It might be too gruesome to laugh
When, to the dismay of your staff,
XT goes unblocked.
You’re gonna be shocked -
He might snap your QB in half.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 27, 2019, 9:57 PM

And just when you think he’ll be nice
And call the dogs off of yer ayss,
Coach Swinney will summon,
And they’ll keep a-comin’
Commanded by lethal Chase Brice.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 27, 2019, 10:20 PM

I’ve often maintained the assertion
That constant, extended exertion
Employed to defend
Our scores without end
Would wiser be done by desertion...

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 5:13 PM

The pundits love wagging a finger
And saying, “On laurels, don’t linger.“
Hey experts, don’t worry –
We’re in a big hurry
To crush Tech, antennas to stinger.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 5:34 PM

The bees fired their old coach, that simple
This GT team will pop like a pimple
Their new coach named Geoff
Will suffer undue stress
and wish he was back at Temple.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 9:08 PM

“It’s normal to feel a bit nervous -
Let’s not let those jitters unnerve us,”
Said Brent to your lineup
As he prepped your signup
For yearly proctology service.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 9:14 PM

There once was a boy from Tech
Who bet on the Ramblin Wreck
His logic was faulty
The Tigers were salty
And Brent kept his foot on their neck.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 9:22 PM

TU to all for exceptional creativity in pumping us up to beat the engineers!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 9:24 PM

There's been so much consternation
From many folks in Tigernet nation
They don't know how to see
Our Tigers on their TV
Just go to the game & watch the domination!

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 28, 2019, 9:36 PM

So, fried chicken stacked on a bun -
Is Chick-fil-A how it’s best done?
Is Popeye’s preferred?
Don’t ask a Tech nerd -
Those fools choose the Varsity one.

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 29, 2019, 11:18 AM

Dez Howard in buttondown shirt
Thinks Tigers the Jackets can hurt??
He’s full of hot air.
We don’t really care
If we’re on your ‘upset alert.’

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 29, 2019, 12:09 PM

I caught up with Herbie this morning,
With “All In” my t-shirt adorning,
And said, “Hey, tell Dez
To watch what he says -
Like Finebaum, he needs to take warning.”

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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS


Aug 29, 2019, 7:03 PM

The Oculus trembles and quakes -
Death Valley’s foundations it shakes.
Beneath the great paw,
A bottomless maw
Is waiting to seal Jackets’ fates.

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