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For tnetters who have tractors bc I don’t have one
Dec 31, 2020, 8:36 AM
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Especially for 2k® whose tractor I lust after. Or is it ‘over’? Or do I lust ‘for’ his tractor.... co94 probably can tell me the correct term.... anyway, Happy New Year’s Eve:
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob....
"but me 'n the wife been havin’ trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
(Francis: Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)
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Now, THAT is a whole truckload of Hee Haw type corny
Dec 31, 2020, 8:47 AM
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right there! 
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Legend [16471]
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Dec 31, 2020, 8:47 AM
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CU Medallion [50359]
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TU for 'splainin' for FM***
Dec 31, 2020, 8:49 AM
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All-In [40088]
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To answer the lust over or after depends on if you’re wanting to be on top or behind I suppose.***
Dec 31, 2020, 8:57 AM
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Heisman Winner [133466]
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wait a minute!! "BILL"ybob, uncle"BILL"!!!!
Dec 31, 2020, 9:04 AM
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Is this a true story about you? 
GM unclebill! Wishing you and your family a Happy New Year!
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Hall of Famer [24042]
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Re: wait a minute!! "BILL"ybob, uncle"BILL"!!!!
Dec 31, 2020, 9:53 AM
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I told you MyFO, I don’t have a tractor! But I do have a mule and a plow. . . tho’ I probably shouldn’t have told you that, I s’pose. ??
A Very Happy - and hopefully healthy and prosperous New Year to you and yours, as well!
GO TIGERS - BEAT THE bucknuts!!
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