They have it out to get me, I know they do. They don't respect me.
I was inline for a promotion at work, and the next thing you know, ESPN starts talking about how the other guy should get it.
I was feeling bad so I left for home early, stopped by the bar for a drink and every TV in the room was on ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, and ESPN News. I can't even drink a beer in peace.
When I finally got home, I found my wife... in bed... watching ESPN!
I don't care what goes wrong in my life I know it was all caused by ESPN.