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Nov 30, 2020, 11:31 AM

Family piled in our bed on Friday night watching a movie (Home Alone, maybe?) Daughter goes into our bathroom, a few feet away and starts taking a dump. Of course the rest of the house is yelling at her for being rude and stinking up the place.

She comes out a few minutes later with 5 fake mustaches on her face (that must have been in there from halloween). She says, "whew! I had to push so hard that I grew a beard!"

Good lort that was funny.

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GROSS


Nov 30, 2020, 11:42 AM

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Yeah the boy may not be yours


Nov 30, 2020, 11:42 AM

but that one is yours

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I like your funny words magic man


Seems too precious to be true. I hope it is though George.


Nov 30, 2020, 12:02 PM

But TU either way. Cause I love ya!

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I don't get it


Nov 30, 2020, 12:16 PM

was it poop smears on her face?

do you have doors on your bathrooms?

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


With my two boys any one of those options would’ve been possible.


Nov 30, 2020, 12:26 PM

The newest thing here is not turning the fart fan on, until they walk out of the bathroom. That’s like not courtesy flushing when you have the opportunity.

(Well that and I can’t seem to get it through my oldest boys head that he doesn’t really have the exceptional aim that he thinks he has. Raise the lid already!)

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Nov 30, 2020, 12:28 PM [ in reply to I don't get it ]

Not poop. Fake mustaches. I was a mexican for halloween, so the extra fake mustaches somehow made it into our bathroom cabinet. Looked like poop, though.

Yes. But the house is a million years old, so the toilet is maybe 10 feet from the closest corner of the bed.

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That's racist


Nov 30, 2020, 12:58 PM

Tharealdonjuan

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I like your funny words magic man


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