Clemson game day traffic improvement suggestion

Sep 14, 2015, 10:09 AM

Since it's now obvious that traffic going into the game is going to be worse this year than in the past, I wanted to take a second to share an observation I had that would greatly help the flow of traffic.

I noticed that about every 3rd or 4th vehicle in line was driven by an assshole who would not let others merge in front of them. I was brought up under the system where each car lets another car in, and both lines flow relatively well. However, I encountered a couple of these dickheads, one of the worst being a guy in a minivan who adamantly refused to let anyone in, then about had an accident himself when he attempted to cut a large pickup off. Even rolling down our windows and booing him incessantly as we sat behind him did not phase the guy.

My suggestion to remedy this situation, is to A: Allow vigilante justice, so that we can freely drag these people out of their vehicles and beat them savagely or B: Hire local "undesirables" to roam the traffic lines, dragging these people out of their vehicles and beating them savagely.

Let's start faxing the AD department about this today, we've got three weeks to get the ball rolling on this.