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All-In [46801]
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Are you an alcoholic?
Feb 3, 2021, 12:38 PM
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Do you have more than 5 drinks a week?
More than 2 drinks in a sitting?
Have you EVER had a drink in the morn to make a hangover go away?
Get help.
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Those first two are how we're defining "alcoholic"?
Feb 3, 2021, 12:40 PM
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GTFO with that.
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All-In [46801]
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I'm sorry you have a problem***
Feb 3, 2021, 12:45 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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no, yes, of course, define 'morning'***
Feb 3, 2021, 12:41 PM
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You said no to the first one ?
Feb 3, 2021, 12:43 PM
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Look at Prudely McPruderson over here
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Your alcoholism is confusing me***
Feb 3, 2021, 12:49 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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well, I'd chalk that up to your diminished mental faculties
Feb 3, 2021, 12:52 PM
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due to methyl bromide exposure whilst chillin on the Patio Des Pallettes
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Lot o points [155706]
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this is from MADD, isn't it?
Feb 3, 2021, 12:43 PM
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It sounds like MADD which should really change their name to "Mothers Against Drinking" at this point.
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Are you trying to reason why you're an alci?***
Feb 3, 2021, 12:45 PM
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Lot o points [155706]
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True story, but don't tell anyone.
Feb 3, 2021, 12:46 PM
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Sometimes.....like twice a year....I drink to catch a buzz. SHHHHHHHHHH, I'M A RESPECTABLE BUSINESS OWNER!!!!
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It sounds like they went Komen Foundation a long time
Feb 3, 2021, 1:10 PM
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ago, where their purpose isn't to actually prevent or solve anything, it's to keep generating money to pay a multitude of employees who don't prevent or solve anything.
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Lot o points [155706]
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GODDARNIT 19B, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLACES TRYING
Feb 3, 2021, 1:20 PM
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TO TREAT ALCOHOLISM AND CANCER.....BUT WHO'S DOING AWARENESS? HUH? ANSWER THAT WISEGUY...AWARENESS!!!!!
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It sad that they even had to form an organization because
Feb 3, 2021, 1:23 PM
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people couldn't handle the time honored tradition of drinking and driving in a mature manner. It's a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone.
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I PUT IT TO YOU, GREG.***
Feb 3, 2021, 1:25 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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"You're impaired after only one drink!"
Feb 3, 2021, 12:55 PM
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Everyone driving their families home after drinking beer at a Clemson game all day
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All-In [46801]
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Little did you know that alcohol can stay in your system
Feb 3, 2021, 12:59 PM
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for 3-5 days.
So If you drink on Sunday and get pulled over on wednesday you can get a DUI.
Bet you regret drinking now don't you.
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what's your end-game, here, ProdScok?***
Feb 3, 2021, 12:59 PM
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No end game. That's what my mother told me the other day***
Feb 3, 2021, 1:00 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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Tell her if that were true, they'd have checkpoints set up
Feb 3, 2021, 1:08 PM
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at every major intersection permanently. DUI task forces would make up 95% of law enforcement.
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they be unlawful here in MI
Feb 3, 2021, 1:09 PM
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about the only thing good about this place, well and tons of good lakes.
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So if I drive 5 miles under the speed limit
Feb 3, 2021, 1:28 PM
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I can drink 5 beer.
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All-In [43608]
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Man I think at this point you need to just focus on
Feb 3, 2021, 1:34 PM
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your upcoming red rover game.
Stay in your lane son.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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just a quick point of contention, here...not taking sides
Feb 3, 2021, 1:36 PM
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however, a last second lane change IS pretty stout red rover strategy
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Re: Are you an alcoholic?
Feb 3, 2021, 12:46 PM
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>Have you EVER had a drink in the morn to make a hangover go away?
Get help.
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What if you have a drink in the morning but don't have a
Feb 3, 2021, 12:51 PM
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hangover?
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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People who drink in the morning definitely have a problem
Feb 3, 2021, 12:52 PM
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Morning time is for reefer.
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Alcoholic and pot head.
Feb 3, 2021, 1:06 PM
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aren't you cool.
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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Seems like I'm in a lot better health than you***
Feb 3, 2021, 1:17 PM
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All-In [46801]
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Tell that to your liver in 10 years***
Feb 3, 2021, 1:19 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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lol, I'm not the one alternating between wine, moonshine,
Feb 3, 2021, 1:25 PM
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beer, and straight liquor depending on the day of the week.
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All-In [46801]
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I'm part Irish. My liver doesn't run on unleaded***
Feb 3, 2021, 1:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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Just remember, when your eyes start turning yellow it means
Feb 3, 2021, 1:32 PM
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your liver is just getting broken in.
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I just saw this post. Weird.
Feb 3, 2021, 12:57 PM
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I wasnt hijacking your post FBCoachSC®
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If you wake up hungover and say to yourself
Feb 3, 2021, 12:59 PM
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I need to quit and then change your mind later in the day and do it again, then you might want to look at it.
2 or 3 beers a day is not an issue. The issue is when you start drinking and don't stop till you sleep or if you do stop after a couple of drinks and you still want to drink and have to conscientiously tell your self no more even though you want another.
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Lot o points [155706]
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What if it's not so much "I need to quit" as it is
Feb 3, 2021, 1:03 PM
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promises to your God of choice that if they allow you to just feel well enough to stand upright and make the room stop spinning, you'll stop drinking forever?
I'm asking for a friend who broke that promise weekly up through their mid-20's.
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Oculus Spirit [79401]
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What if I sit in my golf cart on Friday/Sat nights
Feb 3, 2021, 1:04 PM
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after everyone goes to bed staring absently at the wall while drinking as much as possible before 1am? Does that constitute a problem, or is my soul just deteriorating?
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Who are you to question me? You bitchassmotherfucker!
Feb 3, 2021, 1:07 PM
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You ain’t shet!
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Yes, yes, NO.***
Feb 3, 2021, 1:15 PM
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Oculus Spirit [80999]
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Ever had a drink to get rid of a hangover? Ever?
Feb 3, 2021, 1:30 PM
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Probably every weekend or Friday at Clemson.
Sometimes if I have one of those 2 days hangovers. Definitely on the second day.
I'm old. I can drink as much as I want. If this is being a functional alcoholic, i'll take it.
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