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ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 9:01 AM
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Though Miami's tropical breezes
The "optics" of paradise teases,
It's paradise lost
When this week they're tossed
And Clemson the victory seizes.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 9:06 AM
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Your turnover chain's really cute!
It goes with the shirt and jumpsuit
They give you in prison.
But y'all don't need quizzin' -
That's where the U loves to recruit.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2017, 8:59 PM
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Best limerick ever??
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Roses are red and violets are blue
Nov 27, 2017, 9:08 AM
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and miami sux as bad as the coots
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 9:12 AM
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Ol' Mark Richt has tarnished his name.
The U and "thug lyfe" - they're the same!
He's grown some peach fuzz
To blend in, becuz
He thinks that this program's got game!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 9:29 AM
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These boys are accustomed to heat,
So it'll be funny and neat
To beat 'em real steady,
Then watch 'em get sweaty
And see their butts freeze to the seat!
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There once were some thugs from Cuba Norte,
Nov 27, 2017, 10:47 AM
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Who thought looting footballs was their forte.
But their turnover chain,
Became the Hurricane's bane,
As Big Dex shoved it down Rosier's airway.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 5:27 PM
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Does "Berrios" sound like a cereal,
Or am I just being mercurial?
I drool when I hear it
But wouldn't get near it
For fear of diseases venereal.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 5:50 PM
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It's always the same with these guys -
At Venebles' feet their dream dies.
These Canes we'll be matchin'
Can't even imagine
How darkly we'll blacken their eyes.
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My best work. Haha
Nov 27, 2017, 6:44 PM
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Cuban gutter trash is their fan base
I swear to god, I'll say it their face.
The 8 balls keep u jacked
Your loyalty is whack
Do your best to take this next loss with grace
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 9:11 PM
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You'll leave your licentious abode,
Your cute necklace carefully stowed,
But Cane fans won't be here.
Or'nge Nation you'll see here -
This game is just right up the road!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 9:42 PM
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Dis Tiger's a partyin' cat.
We takin' y'all down on da mat
An' chokin' you out.
We hot, deep, an' stout.
Can Will Smiff come rap about dat?
https://youtu.be/IwBS6QGsH_4
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2017, 11:54 PM
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Y'all had a bad day (we all do),
But 14 on Pittsburgh? It's true -
No week is the same,
But y'all bring that game?
We'll blank you like "The OSU."
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2017, 10:38 PM
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When you're number one in the polls,
Opponents assume diff'rent roles.
Canes wanna slay giants,
But Dabo's defiance
Says, "Go to the lower-tier bowls."
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2017, 11:02 PM
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Go finish your sandwich cubano.
Get ready - the great Clemson mano
Will spank you so bad
You'll wish that you had
Your netherparts stuffed with poblano.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 8:19 AM
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The ibis - magnificent bird!
Don't know if the U's gotten word,
But poultry so lean,
With feathers a-preen,
Makes great Tiger food, so I've heard.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 4:35 PM
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The Canes keep on throwing up prayers.
They know that behind the hype layers,
There's one little catch:
Miami can't match
Our coaches, our fans, or our players.
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The Canes from Miami will arrive,
Nov 29, 2017, 4:41 PM
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in Charlotte after one heck of a drive.
The Tigers will pounce,
The Canes they will trounce,
Then they head back to Florida barely alive.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 10:04 PM
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I know that this injury hurts -
Y'all only have offense in spurts.
I don't wish Canes harm,
But keep the bus warm -
This Saturday's lookin' much worse...
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 10:53 PM
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The Canes may be the best in the coastal
But the Tigers are going to be real hostile.
Big Dex will sack 'em
And Christian will smack 'em
Canes will think the Tigers have gone postal!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 11:02 PM
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When they meet in Charlotte, downtown
Tigers will start smackin' Canes around!
Our D is impervious
Canes start getting nervous
Our Tigers again, are playoff bound!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 11:09 PM
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Tigers and Canes, in a street fight
Won't be pretty, come Saturday night.
We're shakin' and bakin'
Title's for the takin'
Three straight champs, sounds just right!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 11:23 PM
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Coach Richt came in, to right the ship
Now the Canes have earned a Charlotte trip!
They took a little hit,
On that trip to Pitt,
That turnover chain won't be much help!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 11:30 PM
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The Canes may have a turnover chain
But that won't stop Renfrow and Cain
Our defense will awaken
Canes will be shaken
And our Tigers are back in the playoffs again!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 11:36 PM
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Do the Canes have a snowball's chance,
Of stopping another run to the big dance?
I don't think so,
Saturday night, we'll know
The Canes will leave Charlotte, in a trance!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 11:53 PM
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Tigers rolling towards another playoff spot,
And the Canes seem to think, they're pretty hot!
It will soon be found,
Our Tigers will cool 'em down,
Canes will discover, champions they are not!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2017, 10:40 PM
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The burn job on Mark Richt's QB
Will really be somethin' to see!
He'll be in a daze!
The punishing blaze
Might singe off Richt's little goatee!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 12:27 AM
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I enjoy the rhymes and the prose
That all T-Net users compose;
They’re much better stories
Than Cane allegories
Of cocaine and doobies and ho’s.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 12:45 AM
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The turnover chain is a gimmick.
But perhaps I’m a bit of a cynic.
I just know that these cats
Don’t need nothin’ like that
For the defense to put on a clinic.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 12:50 AM
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Hey Cane fans, I hear all your chatter.
Come Saturday, it will not matter.
Oh what will you say
At the end of the day
When we hand you your butts on a platter?
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 1:01 AM
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Of hurricanes, I’m not a fan.
They destroy everything that’s on land.
But this weekend we know
That the Canes’ winds will go
From blowing to sucking again.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 1:36 AM
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Hurricanes are nasty tropical depressions
And its Time for the U's last rite confession
A season they've blown
Couldnt stay in the zone
Dabo will teach Richt an ACC lesson!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 8:06 AM
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The scariest thing at the U
Is not what Mark Richt's team will do.
It's really that horn-ed,
Bright painted, adorned-ed
Fat fan guy. I fear him - don't you?
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 8:26 AM
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The Tigers will come in a-ballin'
And soon the Canes will be squawlin'
No turnover chain
Can stop their pain
The Tigers are headed to Nawlins!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 8:59 AM
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They're ready up in the Queen City -
We'll make it real joyous and pretty!
We'll paint the town orange -
To every last door-hinge -
And sing us a Cadence Count ditty!
(I'm told this is the only way to rhyme something with "orange")
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 4:47 PM
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My Tigers are the picture of fitness.
This beatdown I’ll be there to witness.
I offer a prayer
That Ron Cherry is there
To watch my boys give ‘em da bidness.
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Topher, you have a good one there!***
Nov 30, 2017, 9:56 PM
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 4:57 PM
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There once was a poster named 'drechs
whose limericks were not unlike sects.
They started out slow, but finished with "OH!"
And his mom would always cry out "NEXT!"
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2017, 5:47 PM
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Hey Jim - is this insult or chatter?
(A little ball-bustin' don't matter)
Incestuous stuff, though?
I can't help you there, bro -
Consult a Gamecock on that matter.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 5:14 PM
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Fifty eight nothing was the rout
That turned thier program about
The canes think they are bad
But boy they will be mad
When the Tigers leave no doubt
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 7:04 PM
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At least y'all have Little Havana,
South Beach, and a breezy cabana.
They'll all be there waiting
When we keep top rating
And beat you en route to Atlanta.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 9:52 PM
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The or'nge and green thugs from down yonder
Have given me something to ponder:
Some turnover bling or
A Champ'onship ring -
Of which do you think you'd be fonder?
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 10:06 PM
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The Canes roll into the Queen City
But the Tigers will show no pity!
Step on their chain
We'll put 'em in pain
They'll learn not to mess with this big kitty.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 10:15 PM
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Richt is back home, making the Hurricanes proud,
The convicts are back, their fans have avowed!
But Richt will soon see,
This ain't no S E C,
Taking down the Tigers just won't be allowed!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 11:16 PM
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The Tigers will teach those Hurricanes a lesson
Turn 'em into a tropical depression
They have their bling
That's not our thing
Trophies and rings are what makes an impression
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2017, 11:24 PM
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The Hurricanes have their big ole chain
But, you know, that's just not our thang.
We're after the real hardware
Beating the Canes will take us there
Back to the playoffs, we will go again!
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2017, 7:00 AM
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It's sad this year's notable thangs,
Although they have made some great gains,
Boil down to, quite simply,
They fell to Pitt limply
And "Look at mah, Look at mah CHAIN."
https://youtu.be/S6_mg_oRH6U
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2017, 7:13 AM
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When Clemson bulldozes their plans,
The Canes will let down their 10 fans -
The four cigar makers,
Three affluence-fakers,
The frat boy, the drunk, and the trans.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP HAIKUS
Dec 1, 2017, 10:14 AM
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Just to be different, I have couple haikus:
The Turnover Chain
Tacky and Gaudy for sure
It'll rust with time.
AND
Da U really back?
With chains, swag, and turnovers
Just an illusion.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2017, 6:21 PM
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The last time I haiku'd on Tnet,
We lost to the Cuse. Now I REgret
That I tried to force
A change in my course.
I'm all limericks now - it's no secret.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2017, 10:22 PM
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Remember the coaching roulette
Once Golden the Tigers had met?
Their grillz we drop-kicked;
Miami got Richt.
Let's see what a chain-break will get...
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2017, 12:26 PM
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58 – 0
U got biotch slapped like a ho
We don’t need no chain
Cause Tigers bring the pain
It ain’t about the U no mo.
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Re: ACC CHAMPIONSHIP LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2017, 7:45 PM
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Awaiting the hammer to drop,
The U can't imagine the pop
Our D will deliver.
They'll whimper and quiver,
But Wilkins and Lawrence won't stop.
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