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A guy walks into a bar in Anderson
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A guy walks into a bar in Anderson


Sep 19, 2016, 1:29 PM

and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whisky, expecting to see some pitiful yankee. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here are ya?" The guy says, "No I'm from Canada."

The bartender says "Canada? What you do up there in Canada?" The guy replies "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says "What the hell is that? You drive taxis or something?" The guy responds "No, I mount animals."

The Bartenders hollers, "It's ok boys he's one of us!"

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I like your funny words magic man


Re: A guy walks into a bar in Anderson


Sep 19, 2016, 1:34 PM




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


ahhh, so the OP is using the taxidermy word mount, as in the


Sep 19, 2016, 1:53 PM

art of preparing, stuffing, and "mounting" the skins of animals, to make a joke about rednecks who "mount", as in beastiality, animals...

funny, very funny

this guy is funny

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Re: ahhh, so the OP is using the taxidermy word mount, as in the


Sep 19, 2016, 1:55 PM

I like watching girls mount a horse

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My ugly cousin buys new tires every 6 months


Sep 19, 2016, 2:29 PM

because they give her free mounting.

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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