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Oculus Spirit [82035]
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A group of Miami fans just visited my tailgate spot.
Oct 10, 2020, 11:51 AM
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They were going on and on and on about how much they liked my Jeff Gordon / Rainbow Warriors limited edition Yeti cooler. I told them how hard they are to get because they only sell them at Charlotte Motor Speedway on race weekends when Jeff is there to sign each one personally. Very expensive, but it's an investment that will only increase in value. Anyway....
Then they asked me "Who is Jeff Gordon?"
Them boys just ain't right. I mean, who DOESN'T know who Jeff Gordon is??
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Re: your tailgate spot. . .
Oct 10, 2020, 12:01 PM
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Francis Marion® told me your tailgate spot is behind the QT on I-85 - behind the dumpsters. Is that true?
If so, aren’t you worried about being there for a night game?
Well, I s’pose it is advantageous to be there after midnight so you can start hitting up the customers for spare change . . .
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Re: A group of Miami fans just visited my tailgate spot.
Oct 10, 2020, 12:06 PM
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They were going on and on and on about how much they liked my Jeff Gordon / Rainbow Warriors limited edition Yeti cooler. I told them how hard they are to get because they only sell them at Charlotte Motor Speedway on race weekends when Jeff is there to sign each one personally. Very expensive, but it's an investment that will only increase in value. Anyway....
Then they asked me "Who is Jeff Gordon?"
Them boys just ain't right. I mean, who DOESN'T know who Jeff Gordon is??
I’m just surprised he spoke English! Did he have military fatigues on with a gold tooth?
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Oculus Spirit [82035]
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No military fatigues, just lots of 'aqua'.
Oct 10, 2020, 4:04 PM
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But they kept calling it turquoise.
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All-TigerNet [13883]
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Did they speak Spanish, guido or ghetto?***
Oct 10, 2020, 12:11 PM
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All-In [44032]
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Did you have on your orange overalls (without a shirt underneath, of course)?***
Oct 10, 2020, 12:14 PM
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Oculus Spirit [82035]
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Orange Overalls > Laxgear
Oct 10, 2020, 12:27 PM
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Heisman Winner [139930]
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Just shake that crap off...
Oct 10, 2020, 2:55 PM
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Exactly like the lyrics to one of the best songs ever written say...
“Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off”
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Oculus Spirit [76915]
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Re: Just shake that crap off...
Oct 10, 2020, 3:02 PM
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Who cares. Look what those Rubes call their sport
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Heisman Winner [139930]
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Are they installing sheetrock or something?***
Oct 10, 2020, 3:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [76915]
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Re: Are they installing sheetrock or something?***
Oct 10, 2020, 3:35 PM
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Do trailers use sheet rock or is that particle bored?
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All-TigerNet [12943]
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I gotta say... I don't believe you
Oct 10, 2020, 2:56 PM
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those coolers typically don't increase in value much
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Oculus Spirit [82035]
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Don't increase in value!!?
Oct 10, 2020, 3:59 PM
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Who taught you how to maff, CM Shack ?
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Do their parole officers know they left the state of Flawda?
Oct 10, 2020, 3:06 PM
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I highly doubt it.
~JKB
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Re: A group of Miami fans just visited my tailgate spot.
Oct 10, 2020, 3:59 PM
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man everyone knows Jeff Gordon. He is the only son of the legendary King of the Rainbow Warriors , Flash Gordon... DUH!
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Re: A group of Miami fans just visited my tailgate spot.
Oct 10, 2020, 4:05 PM
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Thanks for clearing that up-
I was thinking it was the last winning quarterback at uscJr.
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