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In honor of tdrake's birthday, happy birthday by the way,
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In honor of tdrake's birthday, happy birthday by the way,


Feb 1, 2021, 8:19 AM

how many people have tdrake'd in the woods?

It was a random thought last night, I don't think I have. I've gone on multiple 3-day hiking trips, and I just don't tdrake...yet, I'll tdrake twice a day at home.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


About 4 months ago, I tdraked somewhere around here


Feb 1, 2021, 8:22 AM

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Iva,+SC+29655/@34.2683844,-82.6101381,151m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x885876139b7623a3:0x304cca3fcd85920d!8m2!3d34.3064966!4d-82.663743

Butt I don't do this very often either......only when definitely necessary.

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that's why musk is a billionaire


Feb 1, 2021, 8:50 AM

He became a billionaire off of government regulation and will soon be selling us (the fed) his Chinese made cars.

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I used to like having oversized tires on my pickup truck


Feb 1, 2021, 8:24 AM

It's a comfy shelf to rest your tailbone on while you make brown on a fishing trip.

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Do I look like a wild bear?***


Feb 1, 2021, 8:26 AM



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And happy birthday to fluffhead as well.


Feb 1, 2021, 8:32 AM

Which begs the question, how many of you have ever fluffed your head out in the woods?

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Plenty of times. Deer hunting. Camping. Hiking.


Feb 1, 2021, 8:32 AM

Heck, once on that 274-mile stretch of I-20 between Augusta and Atlanta where there is literally NOTHING.

Have tried the hold the tree technique, the back to the tree technique, but the best, if you can find it, is to squat across a proper log/limb technique. It's the closest to a real toilet position you can get.

Oh, and ALWAYS check for sneks.


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Yeah, I can't help but think the whole time a cotton mouth


Feb 1, 2021, 12:36 PM

is gonna bite my cotton bawls or a copper head gonna bite my purple head.

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Bruh, I’ve gone 7 days at summer camp once


Feb 1, 2021, 8:33 AM

Without a tdrake. I’m like a camel in the desert....I’ll go as long as I gave to.

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Multiple times, but never while camping.


Feb 1, 2021, 8:33 AM

Once I went for a run, didn't realize how sick I was and it hit me HARD and I couldn't make it home, lost some good socks that day.

Once in HS, I was locked out of my house and couldn't break in, had to drop one in the field behind the house.

Those are the only two I can recall offhand, but there may be more.

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A couple of times in the woods when running.


Feb 1, 2021, 8:38 AM

A lot while camping.

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happy birthday - I made a glorious deposit this am in your


Feb 1, 2021, 8:40 AM

honor

As far as tdraking in the woods not lately but used to fairly often whilst camping.

Funny tdrake in the woods story - Was backpacking on the pacific coast trail and I slipped off to squeeze one out and right when I got into position hanging over a log at the perfect height I heard some rustling behind me. I thought it was one of the others in my party and called out "a little privacy please" no answer. Then I heard it again. Looked and saw no one. Oh great, I thought, there's an animal out here big enough to make that noise and I'm just about as vulnerable as one can be. Really had to poop and it was the perfect set up as far as outdoor deep backwoods privies go so I decided my best course was to just finish as quickly as possible. Kept hearing the rustling as I looked around and pooped but never saw the critter. Finished without incident and then headed back to camp. On the way I was looking all around for my critter and finally realized the noise I was hearing was my beard was scratching on the nylon collar lining in my wool shirt. Every time I moved my head it would rustle in my ears. It was first day it was cold enough to break out the wool shirt and my beard was actually long enough to rub against it.

#csb #tsb

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I encountered a black bear 5 mins after tdraking


Feb 1, 2021, 8:45 AM

one time. We were hiking along the Chattooga about 2 miles from Hwy 28.

Do you think bears ever ask themselves "Does a human #### in the woods?"

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3 day canoe trip last September.


Feb 1, 2021, 8:50 AM

At least one tdrake per day, and Sunday morning probably had a few encores. First person at the designated shithole digs a 2' deep hole. Dump, cover with a shovel full of dirt, rinse, repeat for next 12 hours.

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Man, I don't know if I could shid on top of someone's else


Feb 1, 2021, 9:03 AM

shid that's covered by a thin layer of dirt. What if my legs get tired?

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Then it ends up just like any other weekend?***


Feb 1, 2021, 12:30 PM



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Friend of mine tdraked in the ocean one time. We were at


Feb 1, 2021, 9:02 AM

a drive up beach because we're rough and ready and he had to make brown. Just can't squatted and let the ocean take away the fish food.

He never gave me a sufficient explanation on how he wiped, as I was watching the spectacle from the shore the entire time. Come to think of it, we didn't have any method of washing out hands either.

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The oceanic bidet, deluxe feature.***


Feb 1, 2021, 9:06 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Several times, was a Boy Scout


Feb 1, 2021, 9:03 AM

only issue is I lost a scok each time

happy birthday tdrake®

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I have tdraked in the woods and on the side of a highway***


Feb 1, 2021, 9:03 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


iirc, the highway side was less of a tdrake and more of a


Feb 1, 2021, 9:18 AM

tspray.

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Try not to but have before


Feb 1, 2021, 9:21 AM

key is to find a sturdy branch or small tree, hold on to it and poke your smoked butt out like a stripper at the bottom of a pole.

Also tdraked on a sandbar in Big Pee Dee in the middle of the night

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I like your funny words magic man


I thought it was fluffhead's bday


Feb 1, 2021, 10:46 AM

happy bday tdrake and fluffhead!

fluffhead

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I had no idea I had a bday twin here


Feb 1, 2021, 12:11 PM

I’ve done so in the woods and also an Aqua dump a couple of times

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The trifecta, tdrake, fluffhead, Jason Isbell***


Feb 1, 2021, 12:22 PM



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And Daddy Fat Saxx, dang fellas, that is big company***


Feb 1, 2021, 1:36 PM



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Have I ever dumped in the woods............


Feb 1, 2021, 12:27 PM



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Worst one was on a golf course


Feb 1, 2021, 3:45 PM

Bad bad case of explosive was ready to hit around the 4th green. Ran into the woods, stripped off shorts and underwear, leaned against a trip emptied my guts of a few pounds of filth. Used a sock to cleanup, went back and finished the round.

Apparently wind was blowing the wrong direction, and buddies could smell it 20 yards away.

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Re: Yes, yes


Feb 1, 2021, 4:00 PM

A thousand times, yes!

I have a kit I sell on Amazon. I run a special for Lungers today for $9.99. Try it a few times and you'll never want a bidet again. Cleanest AWhole eva!


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