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A Coot Paradox
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A Coot Paradox


Oct 19, 2019, 7:18 PM

Their entire identity and self worth is based on being included in the SEC. As usual even this inclusion was embarrassing as they were University of Second Choice even for the SEC after FSU turned them down.

Nevertheless, this conference affiliation means so much to them and provides them with a conduit to indirectly compete for championships as they cheer for Bama, etc. And of course, they enjoy cashing their welfare checks, allowing them to plant a few trees around their stadium.

However, when they are confronted with poor officiating, they end up criticizing the very thing which matters the most to them - papa SEC. This must be the deepest cut of all - to understand that you are meaningless to the one you love the most. Favored children, charter members with tradition, get all the breaks and you must either admit this and bite the hand that feeds you, or silently swallow your pride and just be content with the welfare check.

“ The art of our necessities is strange
That can make vile things precious.”
? William Shakespeare, King Lear

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Well said


Oct 19, 2019, 7:33 PM

And I'd be willing to wager that the SEC would also like to end the marriage to the coots.

How many years of listening to one of your own yelling about their chi-KENitalia can the conference take?

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Re: Eloquent analysis but......


Oct 19, 2019, 7:57 PM

my thoughts are fairly simply: Skrew them. Forever.

HTH

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Screw Calford.


True Dat.


Oct 19, 2019, 8:00 PM

And hilarious.

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