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Ring of Honor [22700]
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If it gets manic, then have a 'dad joke' chuckle!
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May 12, 2025, 8:42 AM
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
You add spring water. (I have no words...)
This is a fair point:
How does one expect kids to listen to parents?
Cinderella stays out until midnight...Pinocchio does nothing but lie, Aladdin is the "Prince of Thieves', Batman drives 320 miles per hour, Sleeping Beauty is simply lazy...and Snow White shacks up with seven men! These are role models?
A man and his wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, he said, "This looks delicious...let's eat!"
His wife said, "Honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home."
His response: "That's at home, sweetheart. Here, the chef knows how to cook."
Whip this week with a cornucopia of confidence...you can do it, T-Net! And laugh...always laugh!
Go Tigers!
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101403]
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lol, +1***
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May 12, 2025, 8:45 AM
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CU Medallion [18892]
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Re: If it gets manic, then have a 'dad joke' chuckle!
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May 12, 2025, 8:47 AM
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First one got a snort! Great s usual!!!
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Dynasty Maker [3421]
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May 12, 2025, 8:54 AM
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What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you? Your name!
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TigerNet Elite [72975]
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May 12, 2025, 8:57 AM
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"Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!' Husband: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months...' Wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'"
"I asked my wife if sex is a chore to her. 'Not really,' she replied. 'Chores make me feel satisfied afterwards.'"
"I don't know how I always end up with weirdos for my first date. Take the most recent one for example — we were at a fancy restaurant, and everything was going so well. But right before we started eating, she out of the blue asked me to have sex with a short girl. To be exact, she said, 'Bone a petite.' I had to leave."
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Ultimate Tiger [37612]
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Re: If it gets manic, then have a 'dad joke' chuckle!
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May 12, 2025, 9:04 AM
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I’ve been to a lot of places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito, either. I hear that on one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport, you have to be driven there.
I’ve made several trips.
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Ultimate Tiger [34099]
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What is the hardest part about skydiving? The ground.
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May 12, 2025, 10:39 AM
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Sign at local bar:
Guys - No shirt, No service
Gals - No shirt, Free drinks
Local news story:
Man dresses like delivery driver, walks out of Walmart with 20 cases of beer.
Woman: "I love you".
Husband: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Woman: "That's me talking to the wine".
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Paw Master [16384]
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May 12, 2025, 10:56 AM
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave.
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Ultimate Tiger [33892]
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Re: If it gets manic, then have a 'dad joke' chuckle!
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May 12, 2025, 12:52 PM
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Every horse in the 2025 Kentucky Derby traces back to Secretariat.
This is a clear case of Neighpotism.
What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?
Stationary.
Why was the man running in circles around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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