Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!

W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000

YOUR BALANCE
Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull
Tiger Boards - Clemson Football
add New Topic
Replies: 20
| visibility 4093

Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull

27

Sep 4, 2024, 8:04 AM
Reply

You know when you walk into Applebees and see a woman sitting at the end of the bar by herself wearing those fancy shoes with pointy toes drinking something exotic like sangria and you think to yourself she’s “wife material”?

Well, watching the game Saturday got me thinking that our roster can be described as wife material when Georgia’s roster reminds me of the girl I met at a tractor pull when I was 28 who did things to me that really made me think I should start accepting Jesus more into my life.

I mean we have seven players who wore bow ties to team picture day. Georgia’s team pictures….white shirt, red tie, black jacket...every single player. They probably all took turns wearing the same shirt and I’d bet the tie was a clip on.

Other than sending birthday cards to the staff, I try to stay out of their personal lives. But I sure do hope these guys get a tractor pull night at home soon, if you know what I mean, to wake them up to the fact that nasty can be beautiful sometimes.

Go Tigers!

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I just checked ... every one of App States players is wearing overalls

11

Sep 4, 2024, 8:09 AM
Reply

no shirt ...

We are in trouble.

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

You and Fast Chad are ready to go on tour! lol***

3

Sep 4, 2024, 8:19 AM
Reply



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: I just checked ... every one of App States players is wearing overalls

2

Sep 4, 2024, 10:17 AM [ in reply to I just checked ... every one of App States players is wearing overalls ]
Reply

For real though, they did the same thing as Georgia except wearing yellow ties instead of red. We better not underestimate them. Their focus is where it needs to be.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

LOL.......An interesting and entertaining way to make a point!***

4

Sep 4, 2024, 8:18 AM
Reply



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Do you have the tractor pull schedule for this fall?

7

Sep 4, 2024, 8:20 AM
Reply

asking for a friend

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Do you have the tractor pull schedule for this fall?

6

Sep 4, 2024, 8:48 AM
Reply

I’m partial to the NTPA series. If you’re going to meet women, make sure you attend a Grand National or Super National event. The regional series events dont bring out as much talent.

There’s a good event in early June in Benson, NC. If you go, hit me up. I can hook you up with some big shots up there for VIP tickets.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Do you have the tractor pull schedule for this fall?

2

Sep 4, 2024, 9:03 AM
Reply

You mean "Mule Days"?

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Do you have the tractor pull schedule for this fall?

2

Sep 4, 2024, 9:32 AM
Reply

I think Mule Days is a family event in the late summer, early fall. Not really my thing so I’ve never been. I’m talking about Mule City 300 earlier in the year.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull

2

Sep 4, 2024, 8:52 AM
Reply

I'll take a fat girl driving a pickup load of scrap metal over that barfly any day.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-10yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull

1

Sep 4, 2024, 6:27 PM
Reply

Don’t bring my sister into this, mister! You have been warned.

😙

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Class of '87


Re: Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull

4

Sep 4, 2024, 8:57 AM
Reply

so funny - your post was a nice part of the morning with my coffee. Keep on posting

2024 orange level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Glad you saw the light***

2

Sep 4, 2024, 9:01 AM
Reply



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-20yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull

4

Sep 4, 2024, 9:16 AM
Reply

https://youtu.be/L6HbhiK4eKc?si=INCkcePDlhjQArDQ

2024 purple level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


Bro, nasty, white-trashy women

2

Sep 4, 2024, 9:43 AM
Reply

are my bang zone

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Locally Hated since 1992


Re: Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull

2

Sep 4, 2024, 9:44 AM
Reply

The entire offense needs to get laid ASAP. Especially nervous Nancy Cade.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Georgias roster reminded me of a girl I met at a tractor pull


Sep 4, 2024, 11:19 AM
Reply

You lost me at Applebee's. TLDR

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

"Dabo doesn't want to use the portal. We should just stop saying that he does". ~ Judge Keller


Point, just for 'tractor pull'

1

Sep 4, 2024, 12:36 PM
Reply

My dad was a big-time NTPA super-stock puller in the 70s.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Point, just for 'tractor pull'


Sep 4, 2024, 2:56 PM
Reply

That’s awesome. Must be some great stories from the circuit.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

What she did to you Chad?***

1

Sep 4, 2024, 3:48 PM
Reply



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: What she did to you Chad?***


Sep 4, 2024, 6:06 PM
Reply

I’d need a moderator to give me the OK to tell that story. I don’t want to get banned.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Replies: 20
| visibility 4093
Tiger Boards - Clemson Football
add New Topic