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All-In [40674]
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Whats crackin' round here?
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:37 PM
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Looks like I lost my R.. so I can't edit this post anymore. Hope everyone is doing well, except FBCoachSC®. Unfortunately I know more about that dudes life than I have ever wanted to know and no matter how many times I #### on his facebook song lyrics, terrible life decisions, or general poverty, he keeps coming back for more.
Lets recap what has happened since our last visit:
-Started my new job in September. That #### sucked so much corndog stick that I said fuhgitabout and gave my two weeks today. Starting my new job on March 6th, so thats pretty dope. I do not foresee the shitposting continuing at new place, but whatever.
-Red had kiddo number dos! CRulezJr02 is doing great, along with Red. She is nearly two and a half months old (stopped counting weeks a long time ago, we did that #### with kiddo 1 and my brain wont let me think clearly anymore). CRulezJr01 is in full toddler mode, so that includes ######## and pissing everywhere a few times a week (even though she claims to be potty trained). She also loves her new sister, but is very jealous and enjoys being a complete terror to everyone, even if that means hurting herself in the process. Had a dry spell from September to January... but chaboi is back in the saddle and disappointing my wife 6 seconds at a time.
-I saw Greenr® at a certification class in December. I passed with flying colors, so I assume he did as well. That man keeps getting more cute with age. Those gray lines in your beard are enough to drive me un poco loco.
-I did Dry January minus three days. I was getting to a point where I was drinking 2-3 drinks a night every single night and then crushing around 5-6 a day on the weekends. Can't be doing that #### because I understand the slippery slope that can become. I drank a few NA's through the process, mostly Athletic Brewing and Bud NA's. I think keeping some Bud NA's around is going to be something I do more often. I actually just cracked one open.
-Life is hectic, yall. I know everyone always says they won't turn out old, slow, and exhausted like their parents, but 33 is feeling a lot like 63. This morning on the way home from daycare, I was just cruising along the road... doing the speed limit and I snapped out of it upset with myself because now I understand why my dad never speeds: if you ain't got anywhere to be, why rush there?
-My 2013 Silverado nearly has 100,000 miles on it and Ellie is almost 9... so for all you losers and haters that said my truck would die and Ellie would destroy my apartments, houses, townhouses (and the associated 60 acre park behind it), please make like a Chinese spy balloon and get ###### off the coast of Myrtle Beach.
-I really do miss (most) of y'all. Good people attract good people, and thats why this place has stayed successful for so long. I don't even lurk, so I don't know much of anything, but I hope the main core is still sticking together.
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Oculus Spirit [79548]
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Hoo TF are you?***
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:41 PM
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All-In [34486]
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Have you ever thought about how some parents are way too
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:41 PM
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trusting? Like, I could molest this kid and her parents would never know because they haven't called to check on her?
Miss u bae.
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Very rarely do you ever get to a point in life
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:44 PM
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Where someone admits out loud that they're a molester.
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………….. ……………. …….. Bud NA?
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:45 PM
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Almost as bad as Josh wines?
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:57 PM
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Amirite?
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Heisman Winner [106612]
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Hate that Jay Oh Bee didn't work out like you planned
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:52 PM
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Lemme know what you are doing.
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Heisman Winner [106612]
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Oh, and glad you passed. I sweated it out a little more
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:58 PM
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than I should have, but then I remembered I was smart AF and quit caring about it.
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Hey -
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Feb 6, 2023, 3:52 PM
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check your tamale
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Only 100k miles on a '13.
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Feb 6, 2023, 4:17 PM
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Well this marks twice I've been jealous of you.
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PIGS OF RED?????????????***
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Feb 6, 2023, 4:20 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79548]
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meeeeeeeellllk tiiiiiiiddddiiiiiiieeeeeesssss***
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Feb 6, 2023, 4:32 PM
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Heisman Winner [136275]
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I never had any doubts.
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Feb 6, 2023, 4:24 PM
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I mean, I laid out the plan for you...all you had to do was stick with the plan.
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Re: Me after reading all this…….
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Feb 6, 2023, 5:11 PM
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Sorry Rulez.
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That’s all good but did ya lust after Lizzo last nite?***
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Feb 6, 2023, 5:44 PM
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Congrats on #2 and hope the new job meets your needs
Feb 6, 2023, 6:45 PM
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son of was going to look for a new one, but has decided to wait until his 1st is born in a few weeks.
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whale come back
Feb 6, 2023, 9:04 PM
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1. Started a new job in November. Sounds like mine is going better 2. Congrats on kid #2, glad to hear everyone is doing well. Pigs of Milk Teds? For a friend of course, i'd never post them on t-net 3. You are giving Greenr too much credit. He probably eked by. Saw him at homecoming and you are right, he aging like a fine wine. 4. Athletic isn't my favorite near beer. Also currently drinking a bud. Guiness makes one that tastes just like real guiness. 5. Mick Jagger said it, what a drag it is getting old. Just don't start tucking in your t-shirts 6. That's a lot of miles logged. 7. It's going great if you don't look at the conspiracy bored
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